Funniest Left 4 Dead moments.

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Danny Ocean

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Richard Groovy Pants said:
Danny Ocean said:
I only played for half an hour and I'm waiting for the full game to Download, so can someone tell me about the witch?

I think I was playing with Groovy Pants and Pheonix the other day when we heard the crying.
"Lights off!"
"How do I turn the light off?"
"Press F Damnit!"
Haha, I remember that moment.
Well the witch is basically a thin more nimble version of the tank, she's usually crying in the middle of the map and if you get too close to her or alert her, she gets up and takes a whack at you, on expert if she knocks you down you die.
That's why she's so deadly.
Oh, for the record, sorry I shot you so much.
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Oh and on dead air level 2. We're clearing the building and I check the bathroom then tell everyone else it's now our horde defense room. About a 50 seconds later the scary music chimes in and everyone barrels into to the bathroom and covers the door. At which point a horde, literally an entire fucking horde comes sprinting out of one of the bathroom stalls. It was like a fucking clown car.
I really want to get this for PC so I can host an Extravaganza for it with Kitten.
 

Jamanticus

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There's a funny glitch I've seen on L4D that's happened twice: After killing a Hunter that's knocked down a teammate, sometimes, blood will continue to spew everywhere from said teammate like the Hunter's still clawing at him (although the teammate will neither take any damage nor show any signs of discomfort).....And the sound effects are there, too- except the ones of the Hunter screams...

Both times I've seen it, it's only lasted for 10 seconds or so. Still, rather funny
 

Volucer

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Wasn't so funny when it happened, but it is in retrospect. I was playing with two mates, we werere working through the whole of the no mercy campaign, just before the finale they had to leave for work so it was just me and some bots. I manage to hold off quite well until I see the helicoptor fly by to pick us up, then I get hit off the roof in one hit by a tank...
 

ElArabDeMagnifico

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Just recently. Death Toll. Church. "Open the door!" - "DING DONG!"

We hold off the horde, and then I impulsively open the door getting ready to shoot the ****er, and he turned into a boomer and vomited on us and a remaining horde killed us because we had practically no health and ammo.
 

RhinoTuna

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I always find it funny when you kill a zombie that's in mid air then they turn to slow-mo and sorta float to the ground. That, and molotovs all round are pretty funny, especially when you've been vomited on.
 

DannyFree

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This just happened to my brother 5 minutes ago. Versus mode, as a hunter on the hospital scenario. Down one of the halls is Louis on low health, him in the room beside. Once he's crouched he comes out, but he moved a tad faster than he had anticipated, so he leapt after him, only to be shot by an auto shottie.

Except that once he died, he flew all the way back down the corridor, ridiculously fast. We both laughed pretty hard, but that wasn't the end of it, oh no.

Once we came to the "You are dead" screen, we were pleasured with watching a painting on the wall slowly falling onto the dead hunter! Fun times were had by all.
 

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Eh, one time on Left 4 Dead we were on No Mercy and on that second to last part of the "campaign" if you can call those short parts levels, and as we were playing Versus, a Hunter was running after us and jumped. Luckily, my friend moved in time for the Hunter to jump right past him... off the building.
 

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There's a part of the game where someone wrote "We're the real monsters!" and all the writing below it goes nuts ("have you been outside?") but at the very bottom there's this small writing that says "I miss the internet". It made me laugh pretty hard.
 

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I just joined this site because I saw this topic and had to get in on it. (Don't get me wrong, I'm actually pretty interested in the site too)

Funniest moments:

1: My first time playing Left 4 Dead, a friend and I did the blood harvest campaign. WE were just to the point where you can jump of the small cliff onto the train tracks with the warehouse next to it or onto the warehouse itsself. I opted for the roof, but my friend just couldn't get the jump right. So, frustrated, she yelled "I hope you get ripped apart by a hunter!" Just as the last syllable left her mouth, a hunter jumped on and killed her.

2: Shortly afterwards, I bought the game for myself instead of just playing my friend's copy. It was into my first hour that I found out you could melee with the gas cans. When a hunter tried to leap on me, I beat it to death with one. I know, it doesn't sound funny. But watching Zoey beat a hunter with a shiny red gas can is pretty amusing.

3: When I walked past the large graffitti in the offices that says "GOD IS DEAD" and Zoey said in a horrified voice, "Oh no, the zombies killed God!" She sounded so serious too.

4: Every time I hear a hunter, I cringe. Something about them just frightens me. And so, when I hear the scream I always do a 180 turn and screech as loud as I can. Well, last time I did, I was on a plank and the hunter fell short. He was in full leap and I just watched as he fell in front of me in slow motion.
 

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Final level of No Mercy, where the chopper comes in to rescue everyone, playing on versus. On our team there's 3 hunters and a smoker; we all wait at the top of the ladder for the survivors. First guy pokes his head out, gets tongued by the smoker; second guys pokes his head out, gets grabbed by me; third guy pokes his head out, gets grabbed by one of the other hunters; last guys pokes his head out, gets pounced by our final hunter.

The most awesome organised attack ever! There turn was over within about 2/3 minutes.
 

Jursa

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After a weird glitch our server switched from expert to versus, but the problem this time around was that the versus game was on expert. It was a fun night as we tried to get farther than 40 feet from the starting point...
 

kyouger

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Hello? Who's that? I've got a bell in here!-Church Guy, Death Toll #3
Oh, hi there. My name is Francis, that's Grandpa Bill and THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT HERE; OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!-Francis

Great, abandoned cabin in the middle of nowhere. I know how this movie ends-Zoey

Any one of Francis's hate lines.

I hate the water.
I hate the military.
I hate small towns.
I hate vans.
I hate planes.
I hate the woods.
I hate subways.
I hate stairs.
I hate elevators.
I hate trainyards.
I hate hospitals... and doctors, and lawyers and cops.

You know what I don't hate?

Everyone: What?

I don't hate vests.

Pills here!-Louis

That wall in the Dead Air safe room was pretty funny, too.

WE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS!!!!!
No, that's the zombies.
Retard.
I hope you are dead now!

I miss the Internet.

Also, as per Yahtzee's orders, I pray to the AI Director before every match. It usually goes something along the lines of this:
"Dear Director who art in heaven, please watch over us in the following match. Spawn not a Boomer, Witch, Tank and Horde at the same time. Give us health and ammo when we need it most and protecting us from cheap-ass smokers. Amen."
Everyone in the lobby usually gets a laugh out of it.

Also, there seems to be a glitch with the turret glitch (where you melee a turret enough, jump on it and go flying through the air). After three of us had made it across the gap in Death Toll #4, the last guy was stuck. For some reason, when he jumped on the turret, it just launched him vertically into the air, made him fall down and took half of his life. Unhelpful, but fucking funny.
 

kevinthezombie

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i saw this under a google search and wanted to add one.

we where in dead air on normal notthing big just a fun bs game a new guy was with us asked if he could get burn the witch. we let him ***** destroys him thee whole time he is scream kill it kill it we just sit there and almost piss are pants untill we notic it was well over 5 min the witch was still running around burning so we spent a good 10 min just hitting her shooting her and so on she just wouldnt fall..we go get the guy out of the bathroom and makie him follow us back hoping the witch would just deck him and just go crazy on him all over again but nope she just kept running around screaming was really funny to watch must have went on for a good 25-30min anyway thats one of my funny moments
 

maddawg IAJI

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i remeber it like it was yesterday.

okay so yesterday me and my brother were playing versus. we were infected second and i was the smoker. i climbed up to the neighboring building and saw three of them jump into the window. i grab the 4th guy (louis of course. also if you dont realize it yet this was on no mercy 1) so the guy i grabbed was a guest and when he saw his buddy in trouble francis came running. he came running straight into my brother who was a hunter. needless to say they both died. the other two were already heading outside and i see the words YOU WILL BECOME THE TANK in front of me. so i become the tank and i turn the corner just in time to see the two remaing survivors run inside. so i decide to climb up the pipe and stand on the rooftops coming down only to fill my rage bar. so i get bored and decide to get the jump on them. i jump on top of the other rooftop and head down the way the survivors went. i get to the hole and see them camping the door. i jump down and beat the crap out of both of them. (best part was seeing the player playing bill react) bill who was near the door didnt even see me. i downed zoey before he even knew what happened.
 

Yegargeburble

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My and my brother were playing advanced (We aren't good enough for expert) in Death Toll. He quickly got into the habit of carrying around a gas or propane tank in case of horde. Every time he did this, I would end up accidentally shooting him / it, and blowing the thing up. At one point, I incapped our AI allies doing this with fire in a small room.

He grabbed a propane tank after this incident and I said "Why?"

He asked "What?"

I replied "You know grabbing those only leads to pain!"

...soon after that exchange a tank charges us...and I shot the propane on accident. Again.
Luckily, we all survived, but I really need to look where I am shooting.
 

maddawg IAJI

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GoblinOnFire said:
Pardon me for being stupid. But is the Tank on a timer? (Who said that?) He dies after a set amount of seconds? Then why the hell am I wasting bullets on his bulky ass?
only when he

A. cant see you(time may vary
or
B. is on fire (bout 40 seconds)
 

Lord_Ascendant

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Seeing that plane crash at the end of Dead Air

And getting run over by it

No joke


Oh, and pipe bombs. He he, those zombies sure love their beeping blinky explosive things.
 

JoeKickAzz

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when me and some friends stormed out of the train in blood harvest, then there was a witch about 20 feet away from the train and the last person to run by it got killed. we all laughed and pointed while the witch was massacuring that guy....good times