Funniest Left 4 Dead moments.

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Xbox live versus (i know, xbox, blah blah). Some randomer starts smack talking me, saying my mother had sexy with a pedophile. I point out that he couldn't be a pedophile because he's having sex with my mother, someone well above legal consenting age.
He then proceeds to call me a retard and the like, we continue. i activate a crescendo event and see him get snagged by a smoker. The last thing i say to him is "I'm sorry, i'm too retarded to help you". he quit.

Rather satisfying, that.

 

[Siris]

Anytime the came spazs out (happens alot on my game)

 

[quack35]

I got knocked off Mercy Hospital by a Tank.
Cue the "OH MY GOOOOOOODD!!" thing from Troll 2.

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

I was really close to the safe room,and I just decided to walk into a room close by.I see a tank.The Tank kills me in less than 30 seconds.Looking back,that was funny.

 

[ArchBlade]

I was in, I believe it was the second chapter of No Mercy, and after getting out of the subway, I was walking down a corridor, my AI companions not far behind, until I heard a boomer ahead of me beyond a doorway that was too dark to see past. So, naturally, I quickly poke my head through the doorway, and I don't see a boomer, oh no. There was a tank just sitting there, completely motionless, not making a sound. I figure the director just kinda spawned him there a split second before I saw him, because the minute I lay eyes on him, the music begins and he rushes me and I book it, and eventually, he stops to throw at me, so I stop and shoot, but then he rushes me again, backhands me into a wall before fist raping me for a bit until I finally put the last bullet in him.

 

[PsykoDragon]

My friend's mouse does something weird in any FPS game. Sometimes it just randomly makes his char look straight up & spin around so fast the FPS can't catch up with it.

So one time it happened when he was strafing around a tank. It looked like Bill did a pirouette (which lasted for like, 2 seconds), then when he stopped, the tank slammed him to the ground. Looked just like he'd fell from dizziness.

One time Zoey & I had our backs against each other.. We were holding still, watching out for an incoming tank. Before Zoey could say anything, apparently the tank jumped in from nowhere & smacked her. From my point of view, she just flew down to the ground in front of me for no reason. I immediately quipped, "Hon, I'm not ready yet." We lolled. We died.

... Less than a minute had passed since the survivors had left the safehouse. I first spawned as a boomer & splurged all over one of them, then blew up on 2 others. Next thing I know, I get the "You're gonna become a Tank" message. There was only 1 survivor in this large lobby, & just when that survivor falls, the next walks in alone! This repeats for each survivor until there are none left. Total time spent in that round: 3 minutes.

Finally, A Boomer (me) went icky all over Zoey. When all was said & done, & the survivors were still alive, I came up close to her (respawn mode) & took a look at her... She REALLY WAS covered in gooey puke, & here eyes were wide open like she was scared out of her shoes. I lolled, then respawned as a boomer & got to do it all over again.

 

[Ben Jackson]

Me and my 3 friends were messing. One of my mates got me killed in a previous campaign with a molotov so in the next campaign (We were in L4D2, but it was the parish at the 4th chapter)when the cars were outside and me and 2 other friends were in the safehouse, my mate got there, we slammed the door on his face but he tried to kill us by throwing a molotov, yet it hit the door when we shut it and it set him on fire, then my mate shot a car to attract a horde and a tank spawned. My mate healed himself and got out the baseball bat, he then hit the tank loads and almost got tank burger (kill a tank with a melee weapon), but when he was about to get it, we shot the tank to death...

 

[Mr.logic]

We are at the finale of blood harvest on advanced difficulty, we group up in the kids room(only 2 entrances a window and the door)I tell my team mate watching the window to not stand to close or a smoker will get you. He then goes to the very edge of the window to spite my command can you guess what happens?