Funniest Line In A Game?
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Dear lord, so many offerings from Mass Effect 2.
My favourite, though:
"What, did you think we just kidnap Quarians and make them do all the hard work? Not anymore we don't..." -Krogan mechanic
My favourite, though:
"What, did you think we just kidnap Quarians and make them do all the hard work? Not anymore we don't..." -Krogan mechanic
Mine is only a funny line when taken in context of the story.
In Mercs 2, the UP factions soldiers regularly spout off the same four lines all game.
The one I hear mostly is "UP can kiss my ass, Im just in it for the paycheck"
I was wasting time one day, just screwing around blowing things up, when I thought hey why not destroy the carmona bridge and make life hell for everyone. So after about 5 or 6 artillery strikes a hefty portion finally collapses. As I was standing at the end of the crumbling portion, my roommate chripped up " I wonder if the game is stupid enough to let people keep driving it."
No sooner had he finished saying it then the sound of a car motor flared up behind us and off flew a UP Raven GL and right before it hit the water we heard, "UP can kiss my ass!"
Now everytime I hear them say it I think of that moment. Favourite line in any videogame.
In Mercs 2, the UP factions soldiers regularly spout off the same four lines all game.
The one I hear mostly is "UP can kiss my ass, Im just in it for the paycheck"
I was wasting time one day, just screwing around blowing things up, when I thought hey why not destroy the carmona bridge and make life hell for everyone. So after about 5 or 6 artillery strikes a hefty portion finally collapses. As I was standing at the end of the crumbling portion, my roommate chripped up " I wonder if the game is stupid enough to let people keep driving it."
No sooner had he finished saying it then the sound of a car motor flared up behind us and off flew a UP Raven GL and right before it hit the water we heard, "UP can kiss my ass!"
Now everytime I hear them say it I think of that moment. Favourite line in any videogame.
I love it when AI falls off things. The same happens in Red Faction Guerrila, after you blow up the super bridge, cars just ramp off it and die. Sometimes I just stand there and watch, its quite funny.Egobrain said:
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: It'll be better than the old days... You'll see!
Commander Shepard: I hope so... I died!
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Geez, you're such a downer!
Mass Effect 2 has so many memorable quotes, it's crazy.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Shit shit shit shit shit...
EDI: Activating emergency H-fuel cells!
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: What the shit?
Commander Shepard: I hope so... I died!
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Geez, you're such a downer!
Mass Effect 2 has so many memorable quotes, it's crazy.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Shit shit shit shit shit...
EDI: Activating emergency H-fuel cells!
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: What the shit?
So many lines from brutal legend.
My most recent favirote is when eddie calls his army to his posistion he will sometimes say:
"ok guys,i'm the wiener and you're the bun. come on over, let's have fun."
I don't know why that's even funny, it just is.
My most recent favirote is when eddie calls his army to his posistion he will sometimes say:
"ok guys,i'm the wiener and you're the bun. come on over, let's have fun."
I don't know why that's even funny, it just is.
Halo Reach with IWHBYD skull on. One soldier says to me, "so question...how do go the the toilet in those things?!"
I always get a big Smirk from the Reputition Perk "Giggolo" from Fallout 2
"Let's be honest: You sleep with anything that walks on two legs. Sometimes, you're not even that discriminating."
"Let's be honest: You sleep with anything that walks on two legs. Sometimes, you're not even that discriminating."
WELCOME TO DIE!!
Funny as in funny bad or funny funny?
If funny funny then: "Oh God...Please don't let me die today! Tomorrow would be so much better!"
Or
"I said... WHAT ARE THOSE GLOWY THINGS?!!!"
Good old Star Control 2.
Funny as in funny bad or funny funny?
If funny funny then: "Oh God...Please don't let me die today! Tomorrow would be so much better!"
Or
"I said... WHAT ARE THOSE GLOWY THINGS?!!!"
Good old Star Control 2.
Zoey: Hey Francis, your latest issue of "Hating Everything" magazine is here.
Francis: I hate latest issues.
or
Zoey: Oh no, the zombies killed God!
Francis: I hate latest issues.
or
Zoey: Oh no, the zombies killed God!
