Funniest Line In A Game?
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Im Surprised This Hasn't Come Up Yet:
YOU'RE WINNER!
And When You Run Out Of Ammo In The First Mercanaires:
"I Can Throw My Shoe If You Want"
LOL
Thanks For The Amount Of Posts!
YOU'RE WINNER!
And When You Run Out Of Ammo In The First Mercanaires:
"I Can Throw My Shoe If You Want"
LOL
Thanks For The Amount Of Posts!
Battlecruiser captain from starcraft 2 :
"This battlecruiser shoots, it destroys, but wait! It does more!"
or
"Let's hurry up and finish this attack, it's a raid night."
Star Wars Republic commando:
Sev - "Oh no!"
Squad - "What?"
Sev - "I lost count of my kills..."
I know there are thousands of funnier ones but now I can't think of any
"This battlecruiser shoots, it destroys, but wait! It does more!"
or
"Let's hurry up and finish this attack, it's a raid night."
Star Wars Republic commando:
Sev - "Oh no!"
Squad - "What?"
Sev - "I lost count of my kills..."
I know there are thousands of funnier ones but now I can't think of any
So many great ones... the one that comes to my mind is from Dead Rising. It's not really much of a giveaway, but I'm throwing the spoiler tag up just in case:
One of the bosses is a crazed grocery store manager. After you've beaten him, he lies in a pool of blood blabbering on about who's going to run cash registers, clean, and take care of the store once he's gone. After he finishes it looks like he's dead, when suddenly he jerks his head up and screams "CLEANUP ON AISLE SIX!!!". I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a game in my life.
Possibly one of the best games in the Star Wars catalogue. It's a solid squad-based shooter all on its own when stripped of its source material, however the fact it tied in so well with the Star Wars universe was nice as well.FFMattCR said:
Wish I hadn't lost it. Would dust off my XBox just to play it again.
Latest one that really made me laugh to myself was in heavy rain, when Jayden is with that police detective, and he slams in the door, then when jayden asks if that's not illegal, he pokes his head back out and goes "Call the cops". Not amazing by itself, and an old line by any standards, but the little silence, the cop's dumb look, and the camera work really did that moment =P
Also, most any moment in Final Fantasy IX that had comedic intentions really hit the spot for me. That game is funny as hell.
Also, most any moment in Final Fantasy IX that had comedic intentions really hit the spot for me. That game is funny as hell.
*MILD SPOILER*
Another One From Heavy Rain, If You Don't Kill Nathanial, And Blake Starts Giving Out To You, You Can Say
"Oh, I'm Sorry Blake, I Thought You Were A Cop From The Mill" Or Something Like That.
His Response: "Go F**K Yourself, NORMAN"
Another One From Heavy Rain, If You Don't Kill Nathanial, And Blake Starts Giving Out To You, You Can Say
"Oh, I'm Sorry Blake, I Thought You Were A Cop From The Mill" Or Something Like That.
His Response: "Go F**K Yourself, NORMAN"
And you know what the last thing he said to me was "Thanks for everything Vic, I love you like a brother."
Brother that's family right?
*explosion*
I thought so.
Gave me a good chuckle..
Brother that's family right?
*explosion*
I thought so.
Gave me a good chuckle..
Actually a dialogue:
"I was under the impression that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address."
"Meatbag?"
"Retraction: er...Did I say that out loud? My apologies, Master. I suppose that while you are a meatbag, I should not refer to you as such."
"You just called me meatbag again."
"Apology: I'm sorry, master. It's just that you have all those squishy parts... and all that water. How the constant sloshing does not drive you mad, I have no idea."
"Are you deliberately trying to insult me?"
"Objection: Deliberation implies some form of intent, master, whereas I am merely stating a fact. Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious-fleshbag."
"How about Human?"
"But- but that technical term does not adequately convey the vast amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form master!"
"Then I guess you'll just have to suffer."
"Like you have no idea, master. No idea at all."
Solid gold. BioWare struck home with him. There's never been another like him (though they've tried).
Also:
"You're very bloodthirsty."
"Even a droid must be allowed some fun once in a while."
"I was under the impression that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address."
"Meatbag?"
"Retraction: er...Did I say that out loud? My apologies, Master. I suppose that while you are a meatbag, I should not refer to you as such."
"You just called me meatbag again."
"Apology: I'm sorry, master. It's just that you have all those squishy parts... and all that water. How the constant sloshing does not drive you mad, I have no idea."
"Are you deliberately trying to insult me?"
"Objection: Deliberation implies some form of intent, master, whereas I am merely stating a fact. Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious-fleshbag."
"How about Human?"
"But- but that technical term does not adequately convey the vast amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form master!"
"Then I guess you'll just have to suffer."
"Like you have no idea, master. No idea at all."
Solid gold. BioWare struck home with him. There's never been another like him (though they've tried).
Also:
"You're very bloodthirsty."
"Even a droid must be allowed some fun once in a while."
Pretty much anything that GlaDOS says. Especially during the boss fight when she starts getting more juvenile in her insults.
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"They will give you cancer though." Haggard says to the chopper pilot after giving him some cigarettes on Bad Company 2. The timing was awesome.