Funniest Line in a Song?

[Minimike3636]

I'm a big music fan, specifically Metal and Rock. I've heard a few songs with completely random lyrics. Hilarity ensued. Here is one of the most laughable lines in my mind:

"Did I give you concrete shoes, and throw you off of a bridge?"
-- Sleepwalker, by Megadeth

So... you know any funny lyrics? (Song names and artists, please)

 

[lava_lamp]

I wouldn't call tha a funny lyric, more of a dark one.

Anyway, "AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?!"
-B.Y.O.B. by System of a Down.

no dude its "Where the fuck are your?!"

 

[Fightgarr]

For funny lyrics just go to the musical genius that is: Tenacious D.

 

[bentley2210]

Yeah, thats a bit dark, like "And dump you garroted lying naked in a ditch!". Awesome song and lyrics though.

Personally, this one has always amused me, I heard it at around the age of six.

"Won't you play with my dingaling!"

I can't remember the song, or the artist.

 

[oliveira8]

Most of Frank Zappa discography!

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Nine Inch Nails - Wish: "gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck"

 

[New Troll]

"If I ever meet you, I'll control-alt-delete you"

Weird Al's 'It's All About the Pentiums'

 

[OneBig Man]

"I even sucked an old mans cock. SO WHAT?!"

-"So Fucking What" by Metallica

 

[Mstrswrd]

Anything from the ending theme of "God-Hand."

"Dragon-kick your ass into the milkey-way *High voice Repeat* Milkey Way! *End High voice Repeat*" And other such lyrics.

 

[OneBig Man]

"But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind. DATE RAPE!"

-"DateRape" by Sublime

 

[Oinodaemon]

dude, not first fuck, FIST fuck

 

[Brownie101]

"And don't you FUCKIN' wear it out!"
Greenday's St. Jimmy on Bullet in a Bible. It's the VERY last line.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

"But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind. DATE RAPE!"

-"DateRape" by Sublime

Damn it, beat me there.

Also, I've been listening to a lot of Frank Black recently. Here's a bit from "Headache":

"It got me so down, I got me a headache...My heart is crammed in my cranium and it still knows how to pound"

 

[Oinodaemon]

"Put that magic dance on me, smack that baby, make him scream!"


-David Bowie, "Dance the Magic Dance" from The Labrinthe

 

[queensbomb]

"Counter proposal, I go home and jerk off. UGH!" - I'm Designer by Queens of the Stone Age

It was probably the UGH! thing....

 

[DragonChi]

"Maybe You'll find someone else to help you...maybe black mesa.....that was a joke..Ha-ha..fat chance" - "Still Alive", sung by GlaDOS from Portal. Produced by Jonathan Coulton.