Funniest Line in a Song?
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"Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One,
To be told in detail all the secrets of our ending,
And write them down for all the world to see...
But I forgot my pen.
Shit the bed again.
Typical."
Tool - Rosetta Stoned
I probably got some of the wording screwed up in the third line, but the idea is there.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One,
To be told in detail all the secrets of our ending,
And write them down for all the world to see...
But I forgot my pen.
Shit the bed again.
Typical."
Tool - Rosetta Stoned
I probably got some of the wording screwed up in the third line, but the idea is there.
I'm going to have to nominate Tom Lehrer's 'I hold your hand in mine'
"I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.
My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir. "
Followed of course by
"The night you died, I cut it off,
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.
I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine."
"I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.
My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir. "
Followed of course by
"The night you died, I cut it off,
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.
I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine."
"And a woman needs a man
like a fish needs a bicylce"
-U2, Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World
like a fish needs a bicylce"
-U2, Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World
I feel like funny musical lyrics lose a lot of their humor when not in the actual song. Anyway, I'll give one a shot.
"You're so cute when you're slurring your speech, but they're closing the bar and they want us to leave."
Again, not nearly as funny as it is in the song, but whatever.
"You're so cute when you're slurring your speech, but they're closing the bar and they want us to leave."
Again, not nearly as funny as it is in the song, but whatever.
Okay, not funny in a laugh-out loud sense, but funny because it comes out of nowhere. The Fargo reference in People In Planes "Moth":
Oh sheriff
You're pregnant
So who'll stop the killing spree
When you
Take your
Maternity leave
At least I'm hoping it's a Fargo reference. Otherwise it just means I watch too many Coen Bros. films.
Oh sheriff
You're pregnant
So who'll stop the killing spree
When you
Take your
Maternity leave
At least I'm hoping it's a Fargo reference. Otherwise it just means I watch too many Coen Bros. films.
Hollywood Undead - Bitches
(Extreme Adultery)
(Extreme Adultery)
This girl's 17 now I'm a pedophile
Now she's showing me her tits I think this girls gone wild
I whipped out my dick and her jaw hit the floor
Acting like she never seen a magnum before
Turn off the lights and now I'm gonna film it
Turn on the night vision like she's Paris Hilton
Funny man walked in and said "chupa mi pito"
Then she munched on his dick
like a macho burrito
Now she's showing me her tits I think this girls gone wild
I whipped out my dick and her jaw hit the floor
Acting like she never seen a magnum before
Turn off the lights and now I'm gonna film it
Turn on the night vision like she's Paris Hilton
Funny man walked in and said "chupa mi pito"
Then she munched on his dick
like a macho burrito
I have no idea of the titles, but some a capella group called Inside Out parodied an ABBA song (Take a chance on me) to make it about Jackie Chan and the song Happy Together by the Turtles to make it about stalking a girl that the guy dated for only a week. The lyric from the Jackie Chan that I find to be the best is this:
'Cause you know he's got a black belt in jujitsu, karate and kung foo, he's maaaagic.
He speakes with a cool accent, he's from the orient, Jackie Chan is heeeeee, He's on your TVeeeee
and then they end with the song with a bunch of Mortal Kombat references
'Cause you know he's got a black belt in jujitsu, karate and kung foo, he's maaaagic.
He speakes with a cool accent, he's from the orient, Jackie Chan is heeeeee, He's on your TVeeeee
and then they end with the song with a bunch of Mortal Kombat references
"You scumbag, you ******, you scrawny old maggot, merry christmas my ass, let's pray it's our last"
From a lively Irish jig christmas song.
From a lively Irish jig christmas song.
jigaboon said:
Sssh. Edited.
I know its fist fuck, but I don't remember the line before so I just copied the lines lyrics off the internet.. I know the guy won a grammy for saying fist fuck in a song SSSSH.
"Transient jet lag ectomimed bison
This is the haunt of roulette dares
Ruse of metacarpi, Caveat emptor
to all who enter here."
Roulette Dares, The Mars Volta... Strangely most of their lyrics are similar to this.
This is the haunt of roulette dares
Ruse of metacarpi, Caveat emptor
to all who enter here."
Roulette Dares, The Mars Volta... Strangely most of their lyrics are similar to this.
Dude, I'm pretty sure that's from the Simpsons.bentley2210 said:
Actually, hang on a minute, it's actually a Chuck Berry song as well. Whaddya know.
As for my favourite line:
"Bret, you've got it going on
That's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you"
