Funniest Line in a Song?

[Cocal]

"Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer.
Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there.
Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?
Are you rolling tape now? Bits and pieces large and small
Sector, vector, eat them all.
It?s already in their eyes.
Among the metal ones a messenger will soon arrive. "

-Artist - Clutch
-Album - Robot Hive : Exodus
-Song - 10001110101

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Dr. Jimmy and Mr. Jim. He only comes out when I drink my gin!"- Dr Jimmy by The Who

 

[zen5887]

This song called "I make hamburgers" by The Whitlams (They are an Aussie band, its un-Australian to not know them)

Its about a guy who makes hamburgers and gets the girls, as evident in the line "I make hamburgers I get all the girls"

One line that I adore is

"My fourth customer was Sandy she came in for nothing I could see except me
So it was I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour"

Ohh yes!

 

[Str8up_wizard]

i dont know about all yall but metal and rock never really seemed like the funny type of music i tend to find techno music funny, although thats probably because they always have that 60's radio anouncer sound to them when they say things like, IM HAVING THE MOST PERFECT HALLUCINATION RIGHT NOW, cries a young man under the influence of lsd.

but any ways back to my point, the funniest rock song i can think of, thats got some funny lines is


its so worth youtubing

GWAR - Fuckin an Animal

"No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal......
Getting my dick bent"

 

[Motti]

Anything by:
- Tim Minchin
- Scared Weird Little Guys
- Tripod
and Flight of the Concordes is bound to be hilarious

EDIT: dammnit, forgot weird al

 

[Baelinicus]

The Smiths!

"And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine."

I'm sorry, but what the heck?

 

[The Rockerfly]

"It's in the might hands of steel"
-Stan Bush- The Touch

or

"Lots of wenches is what I need"
-Alestorm- Wenches and Mead
Possibly the two greatest lines in musical history

 

[hewhoeatsall]

"My bloodthirst cannot be quenched, so I brained him with my wrench" ~spy sappin mah sandwich

 

[SpaceGhost2K]

Yeah, thats a bit dark, like "And dump you garroted lying naked in a ditch!". Awesome song and lyrics though.

Personally, this one has always amused me, I heard it at around the age of six.

"Won't you play with my dingaling!"

I can't remember the song, or the artist.

That's "My Ding-a-ling" by the legendary Chuck Berry. With all of the remarkable music he wrote and planed, My Ding-a-ling was his only Number One song.

There are two lines in The Bobs' song "Santa Ana Woman" that kill me.

"She was wearing a pair of clam diggers that had obviously never been to a beach, and a halter top, that had been left in a dryer... for three weeks... on high."

and

"We spent the next three days raising the humidity of her apartment."

 

[The_Echo]

"They cut off my legs, now I'm an amputee, God damn you!"
Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger.

 

[Yoshi-Pop]

Most of Frank Zappa discography!

This.

 

[Boxpopper]

"Oh the dragon's balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave
And I sliced his fucking cockles with my long and shiny blade
T'was I who fucked the dragon fucka-lie sing fuckaloo
And if you try to fuck with me then I SHALL FUCK YOU TOOOOO!!!!
GOTTA GET IT ON IN THE PARTY ZONE!
GOTTA SHOOT A LOAD IN THE PARTY ZONE!
GOTTA LICK A TOAD IN THE PARTY ZONE!
GOTTA SUCK A CHOAD IN THE PARTY ZONE!"

 

[War Penguin]

"Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list"
Thank you Yahtzee for showing me the wonders of Yo mama by the Butterfingers.

 

[mrhockey220]

"Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit ..."
"Boyz in the hood" - Dynamite Hack

"It's a crying shame I'm all alone
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone
Won't you knock me on my head?
Crack it open let me out of here"
"Why Bother?" - Weezer

"And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again"
"Happy Holidays You Bastard" - Blink 182

 

[MMMATT]

"Anyway, this cake is great; it's so delicious and moist."

"I'm doing science and I'm still alive. When you're dying I'll be still alive, and when you're dead I will be still alive."

 

[RobCoxxy]

Flogging Molly's Live version of "Black Friday Rule" - replaced "To kiss with a girl who's as lovely as you" to "To kiss with a girl who's as ugly as me", which made me chuckle.

 

[Blackadder51]

Whip it, Whip it good - Whip it by Devo

This line always cracks me up. XD

 

[Azraellod]

"would you cry if i broke your kneecaps?"
"well that's a good question, let me ask your friends, oh wait i murdered them."

those are from a song parody though, so it was supposed to be funny.