Funniest T-shirt Jokes

[JohanGasMask]

The funniest ive seen is "Our children are the most valubule possesions, so i insist we sell them."

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"I used to care,but I took drugs for that".also one where you replace "care" with "think".and yes this should be off topic

 

[Curtmiester]

"It's not pink its lightish red!"

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

"I made you a cupcake, but I eated it."

 

[Librarian Mike]

My wife got me one that says "PRO-WIFE".

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I HAVE NO SOUL!

But I do have cookies.

 

[Christemo]

i got this a shirt with this: "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

 

[kiyeshi]

"only stupid people would laugh at words on a shirt"
i didn't care, i still laughed

 

[Lynx]

An arrow pointing up and a text that says "My face is up here."

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

maybe they should make one that says "it takes all kinds to make the world" and on the back it says "that's why it sucks".probably offend some people,but it would be bought nevertheless.

...

maybe not...

 

[YYZed]

^ THE MAN ^

v THE LEGEND v

http://teenormous.com/images/t-shirts/www.crazydogtshirts.com/130/catalog-man-the-legend-full.jpg

 

[Lyri]

An arrow pointing up and a text that says "My face is up here."

Your red hair is awesome!
That is all.

I've seen on saying
I'm not Santa
(But you can sit in my lap)

 

[War Penguin]

I saw one that said "You lost the game". I laughed very hard but I also got kinda pissed.

 

[DanielPowell33]

Who needs drugs.
No really i've got drugs.

 

[Kajt]

Spoiler

Awesome. Simply awesome.

 

[Woodster 117]

"I Am big and I am Clever"

 

[Torque669]

I have three T-Shirts I very much love and several people despise.

My first just says "My Pen Is Huge" Which I love to wear and see the faces of all the people who see it.

Second says "Im so good Prostitutes pay me" Which I paid for myself on holiday for a laugh once.

And third one is very offensive to catholics. I dont wear many times but its my most offensive shirt. Mary, Mother of jesus, holding jesus in one arm and with the other holding a finger to her mouth, and it says "Only a virgin if you dont count anal".

 

[Librarian Mike]

I saw one in Japan that said "Maybe you should just calm down".