Funniest T-shirt Jokes

[JohanGasMask]

i remember one that said "1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"

Thats funny

 

[Tossth Esalad]

I have two FBI t-shirts:

"Federal Boob Inspector" and "Funny Business Incorporated".

 

[Kilaknux]

Fat people are harder to kidnap.
WHY DID WE USHER FORTH THE GREEN APOCALYPSE!?

 

[JohanGasMask]

I have two FBI t-shirts:

"Federal Boob Inspector" and "Funny Business Incorporated".

i saw one that said "Female.Body.Inspetors

 

[Tossth Esalad]

I have two FBI t-shirts:

"Federal Boob Inspector" and "Funny Business Incorporated".

i saw one that said "Female.Body.Inspetors

He... The more, the merrier.

 

[Dave In A Cape]

My Personal Favourate

The man in the pic is not me lol

 

[Quistnix]

The classic XKCD one:

"Maybe if this shirt is witty enough, someone will finally love me."

 

[VeX1le]

I Do Not Want To Catch Pregnancy

 

[Seydaman]

'You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.'

ORLY but really(aha...) a shirt that says "bananas, (get it?)" and on the back and banana smoothie...

 

[Samuel Cook]

Got arrested last night because I was wearing a T-shirt saying 'TWAT' with an arrow pointing to my side. Police have no sense of humor.. and no legal grounds to ever arrest me.

 

[Davey Woo]

Various shirts I've seen.

Sex drugs and sausage rolls.
I poke badgers with spoons.
I'm a ventriloquist. If you don't believe me, let me stick my hand up your skirt, bet that'll make your lips move.
If you can read this, the ***** fell off! (Back of a bikers shirt)
Fat bikers bounce better.
AK-47 - For when you absolutely, without a doubt, have to kill every mother-fucker in the room.

 

[Quistnix]

Got arrested last night because I was wearing a T-shirt saying 'TWAT' with an arrow pointing to my side. Police have no sense of humor.. and no legal grounds to ever arrest me.

Oh my. Wearing a shirt designed to insult people, and then being shocked when it actually works...

And yes, in most countries there's actually a law against insulting officers, so most likely they do have a legal cause.

 

[Dave In A Cape]

I Do Not Want To Catch Pregnancy

Red Vs Blue quote for the win!!!

 

[ender214]

A t-shirt with a smiley face on it that said "I hate you"

Got arrested last night because I was wearing a T-shirt saying 'TWAT' with an arrow pointing to my side. Police have no sense of humor.. and no legal grounds to ever arrest me.

Oh my. Wearing a shirt designed to insult people, and then being shocked when it actually works...

And yes, in most countries there's actually a law against insulting officers, so most likely they do have a legal cause.

Why the hell would it be illegal to insult police officers?! So much for freedom of speech.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I saw one that said "I may be fat but you're ugly. And i can diet"
It made me luagh. Then i bought it

 

[Panda Mania]

Spoiler

Awesome. Simply awesome.

Quite right, my friend. Thank you for making my day.

 

[Gaderael]

I have a t-shirt that says Mario in 8-bit, then from Super Mario World, then the SMB for the DS. Underneath the three Marios it says "EVOLUTION".

T-Shirt has some of the best shirts, like:

Spoiler: Jesus Saves!

And only takes half damage

Spoiler: Let's get fucked up!

Like the Economy

Spoiler: I'm not a full-blooded Jew

I'm Jew-ish

 

[War Penguin]

I saw one that said "You lost the game". I laughed very hard but I also got kinda pissed.

eff you!!! well i got to say it now... i lost the game!

I saw one that said "You lost the game". I laughed very hard but I also got kinda pissed.

CRAP! I hate you right now. I was winning....

Sorry guys. Didn't mean to upset your winning streak.

 

[KaiRai]

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk

I get most of my comedy t-shirts off there

I have the compare the meerkat one too

 

[MetaKnight19]

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol