Funniest T-shirt Jokes

[Micklet]

saw one "nerds rule ©ý¡î64 ever"

 

[mikecoulter]

"mikecoulter fan club '09" It's hilarious because it's not going to happen. :/

 

[soladrin]

most of the cyanide and happyness shirts XD

Examples!:

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

I've got a good one from Despair saying "Don't worry, I'm right behind you (using you as a shield)"

 

[EvilMuffin094]

I saw a guy once who wrote on the back of his vest:"Fuck drugs! Give me beer!"
I thought it was kind of humorous.

 

[Gather]

The shirt can be funny... If under the right light:

Spoiler

 

[wwjdftw]

An arrow pointing up and a text that says "My face is up here."

Your red hair is awesome!
That is all.

I've seen on saying
I'm not Santa
(But you can sit in my lap)

i agree, your fire hair is pruuuuuurty.

the funniest thing about this shirt is that it doeskin say anything
but your still reading it
i bet you feel stupid now
idiot

 

[azurawolf]

There is one at Spencer's that I want that says 'I used to be fucking stupid but then we broke up'

 

[ConstantJoe]

To be is to do - Socrates

To do is to be - Sartre

Do Be Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

I love this t-shirt, but I've only found 1 person who laughed at it =P



I've also got a plain black one, with tiny writing on the top left of the chest, that says "Nosey little fecker, arn't you?"

 

[dadadahahaha]

Im in ur _______
______ing ur _______.

Also,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base
Are belong to you.

 

[BuckminsterF]

Owls are Assholes
Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder
I Appreciate the Muppets on a Much Deeper Level than You
My Friend Went to Thailand and all he got me was this Lousy Prostitute
When I Die I am Going to Haunt the Fuck out of you People
Your Favorite Band Sucks
Are Your Cats Olds Enough to Learn About Jesus?
and most of these http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/
(come to the darkside, we have cookies)

 

[newguy77]

Spoiler: BOOM! Awesome shirt!

 

[eekfish]

My all time favourite is "There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't."

 

[lee1287]

cyanide and happiness, anything by them is amazing

 

[DoctorWhat]

I have a black t-shirt with miniscule blue writing that says "Nosy little fucker, aren't you?"
Then there's: "I have the body of a god! Too bad it's Buddha..." <- Not factually correct, but what the hell.
And finally:

Spoiler: rated R

"Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night"

 

[Quiotu]

Me and a few friends of mine want to create a few REALLY bad ones eventually. Two of the best:

'Chris Hansen is a cockblocker.'

'I fucked the girl in Hanson. And boy, was she tight!'

 

[FallenRainbows]

i remember one that said "1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"

I want...Alot

 

[cletusbro]

www.tshirthell.com is a wicked t shirt place funny as hell lolololol

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Well I own a 42 shirt and always give a hi five to anyone that can catch the reference

also Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires, is my other favorite shirt