Funniest T-shirt Jokes

[DarkxReaper56]

A friend of mine has a shirt that says "FCUK YOU" the way it was written made everyone think it actually said "Fuck YOU" lol classic

 

[Mewick_Alex]

I got a shirt with the iconic scene from ET on the front (y'know, the one with the flying bike silhouetted against the moon) except its the creature from the film Alien in the front basket.

Looking.... hungry.

 

[AtLeastImNotFrench]

"I Taught your girlfriend that thing she likes."

 

[quiet_samurai]

I've got one with a picture of Rocko from Boondock Saints, and it says "Hey Fuck ass give me a beer!"

I got another one that is girly pink and it says "Keep laughing, this is your girlfriends T-shirt"

 

[Usagi_dono]

Seen one with a Devil on it saying "God is'nt home, can I help you"

 

[Darktau]

My asperges syndrome brother has one that says "If your aspby and you know it clap your hands"

 

[Simalacrum]

well, I know Japanese, and theres this absolutely hillarious t-shirt in Japanese... seriously, it beats every comedian and every single joke in the whole wide omniverse by an eon, plus a little bit more. It is a diety among humour. It brings life and salvation with its comedic brilliance. It is... the ultimate t-shirt... EVER.

It wouldn't make sense in English though.

 

[Goldeneye1989]

I used to have superpowers but my psychologist took them away - best shirt ive gotten, and it was from my mum, because i got into psychology for uni

 

[ultrachicken]

Your reading skill has increased by one point

 

[S.R.S.]

"It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either."

(calendar) Wednesday: Business time 10:35-10:37. (cookie for reference)

"Ain't no party like my Nana's tea party." (same as above)

Flight of the Concords
This is the funniest I've seen:

'Without me it's just Aweso'

from http://www.bustedtees.com/

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Jesus Saves... With coupons!!

That reminds me of a comic where there's a 99 cent store across from a 98 cent store and Jesus is walking into the latter. Caption is just "Jesus Saves".