Funniest Thing You've Heard In An Online Game?
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For many explicitly stated reasons on this thread, I do not plan on getting Halo 3 for online purposes. Now I understand Yahtzee's refusal of mulitplayer.
Someone spams a gun or something:
"Aww you stupid spraying asshole!"
"You can take immodium or pepto for that.."
my favorite.
"Aww you stupid spraying asshole!"
"You can take immodium or pepto for that.."
my favorite.
My friend's tag on Xbox live is "The Schmooooooo". We were waiting for the Halo match to start up, this gal says "What's that coming over the mountain? It's.... The SCHMOOOOOOOO!"
Priceless.
This guy was playing HWG on TF2 claiming that he would pwn all of us. Headshotted him 3 times the next minute, he cried in the mic before quitting...
Headshotting opponents who yell "NO SNIPERS!" is also hilarious.
Priceless.
This guy was playing HWG on TF2 claiming that he would pwn all of us. Headshotted him 3 times the next minute, he cried in the mic before quitting...
Headshotting opponents who yell "NO SNIPERS!" is also hilarious.
I once played a Halo 3 match with these two guys who were totally high. They just stood in one spot the whole game saying really stupid shit.
The other day, I was in a TF2 sever, and we were discussing what new class updates there were going to be. We decided some wierd stuff. The Engineer would get invisible turrets with chicken launchers. The Heavy would get fatter, and rockets and grenades would bounce off of him. The Spy's new disguise would be a cake. The Medic would get an ability called "The Holocaust." The Scout could summon a Boston mob. The soldier would get exploding apple pies. The Pyro would talk, and it would shock anyone who heard it into paralyzation. The Demoman would get molotov cocktails. The Sniper would get a homing stingray.
Yeah, there were more.
Yeah, there were more.
That is so true. Im a New Zealander and if i ever do anything wrong (eg, accidentally betray someone) I recieve so many comments like' You stupid englishman, go drink your tea then shove it up your ass, noob. Things like that. Its quite funny, until they start to betray you.rapidoud said:Not really on topic, sorry
When you get those immature men that usually swear at you and tell you to [censored[ kid, and once (in halo 3) i was playing with a guy on my friends list and we were jsut mauling the game not killin eeach other and communicating on their positions (in rumble pit) then a guy that had been afk the whole game comes in 1min before and says SHUT UP YA ENGLISH MUFFIN when it was obvious he cant tell the sligt differences in some english and australians.
But back to the off-topic, I'm 15 (haha) and there is too much stereotypical behaviour to us, the annoying person in the game is usually generalized as a teenager,child when usually its a 35yo man with nothin better to do and I'm tryin to see that as gone.
Sorry about long post but this ones about a hacker in cod4 on computer, I had stated that 8 regular people on a server were hackers (i never recorded however it was obvious and the admins banned 1, the rest were mates) and this guy named [censorded] kept on hacking so I changed my name to his and then soon he logged so I hacked as much as him (only to prove a point, sry) just so i wouldn't be caught ^.^ but then anotehr hacker came who had 50-20 (kills-deaths) while [censored] had 120-20 then SOMEHOW as some of [censored] clanmates are admins so the pro guy who had 50-20 got banned while he went on gleefully then there was about 7 more that had joint so it was a hackfest and sadly, none banned ;(
edit: halo3, one game i was owning and my team sucked, we lost at the end, but everytime they died it was funny for me, they had english accents and the funniest was "oh that bomb killed me like a toastie"
Also halo2 1 game ive ever had a squeaker, the rest of the times i had some idiot that had an annoying voice and was a jerk/idiot (generally they have american accents? soz) and wouldnt be 10-15. The squeaker in the halo2 game had a mate there and it was in social, we had just startedl osing so he hid next to their base on headlong and they both said your then gay repeatedly and high pitched like YOURGGGGGG (i dont wanna right it in capitals as rules...) in a chant and while it was funny they made the other team really annoyed ^.^
Dude, who cares if people swear/insult you. You can just mute them. When people aggro you in halo, its quite funny especially when you kill them. Fills you with a sense of satisfaction.Anarchemitis said:
I was so proud of this I saved it from a delightful mistell from somebody I just bartered with to get my primal mooncloth!
[He who shall remain nameless] whispers: Mmmm, you like that?
To [He who shall remain nameless]: Huh?
[He who shall remain nameless] whispers: The primal mooncloth
To [He who shall remain nameless]: That was a mistell wasn't it?
[He who shall remain nameless] whispers: ye sorry
What he was refering to with his mistell, I'll leave up to your imagination!
[He who shall remain nameless] whispers: Mmmm, you like that?
To [He who shall remain nameless]: Huh?
[He who shall remain nameless] whispers: The primal mooncloth
To [He who shall remain nameless]: That was a mistell wasn't it?
[He who shall remain nameless] whispers: ye sorry
What he was refering to with his mistell, I'll leave up to your imagination!
While playing Zombie Panic Source (Amusing multiplayer zombie game), it is a given that the zombie team shouts "BRAAAAINS" constantly. One person did not have a mic, so they resorted to typing it. They misspelled, and it came out as "BRAAAAAAN"
Needless to say, this sparked a great deal of health food discussion.
Needless to say, this sparked a great deal of health food discussion.
Me and my friends were playing Halo online and some dumb kid grabbed the Warthog and just drove around in circles. We told him to get off but he was being arrogant about it. For the longest time we kept telling him to get off. My friend threw a grenade into the vehicle and after mass carnage, the kid was furious. Laughs were had by all
call of duty 4:
guy 1: "PERSI GRANADA" *throws granade*
guy 2: "what the fuck does that mean?"
*guy 2 blows up!!!!!!*
guy 1: "PERSI GRANADA" *throws granade*
guy 2: "what the fuck does that mean?"
*guy 2 blows up!!!!!!*
oh god, so many to chose from....pretty much anything in XR chat for you WoW gamers. other good ones are in halo 2 when the team starts singing "i have got the whole world, in my pants", any time someone comes into games with some good racist jokes (you have to admit some of them are funny, and the 7 year old squeaker v 40 year old arguments.