Funniest Thing You've Heard In An Online Game?

[portuga-man]

Was playing dod, my team was getting badly owned. everyone was talking about putting a sniper on a house and another somewhere else, the mg protecting the sniper alley. but our snipers were afk and the mg was an idiot. in the middle of all this, a guy shouts on teamchat "CMON GUYS WE CAN'T LOSE THIS I HAVE A NADE!". everyone laughed as the opposite team's victory song began, exactly after he said this.

Or, one time, when my whole team sneaked behind a sniper and we all yelled at the same time "*guy's nick* LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!". he looked behind him and he saw my entire team about to knife him.

also the leeroy jenkins thing still makes me laugh, and the duke nukem ventrilo harassment

 

[Altair-Ego]

Quite possibly, it wasn't heard.

First, in CoD, there was a guy named Captain Custard accusing everyone of cheating because he sucked at the game. All the responses were hilarious.

In CoD2, It was probably when I first killed a guy named THe Black Plauge, then a guy named Cancer, then a guy named AIDS. The reverse was also funny.

 

[bassie302]

some time ago playin WoW me and 24 other folks we're tryin our luck in a big-ass raid known as Tempest Keep. Things went a bit messy, and with that came the random chattering in teamspeak. At the start our guildleader was in charge, cause the actual raidleader didn't show up on time. However mid-raid he does show up and gets in the group. At this point the guildleader's boyfriend and another lad were bragging about who was better at the game. From nowhere he shouts: "Yeah, but I sleep with the raidleader". At this point teamspeak immediatly went dead silent. After a minute the raidleader, being a rather bland British lad replies "okay, if you insist"

We did nothing productive for ten minutes whilst laughing our arses off.

 

[Knight Templar]

edit: Double post

but while Im at it, I may as well tell you about a conversation between two 8 year olds in the Barrens (Im not sure how the conversation started, so Ill pick up where it really gets bad)

noob 1: Its a saturday, why the **** are you playing WoW?
noob 2: ???
noob 1: You play WoW, that means you have no life
noob 2: WTF, your playing too
noob 1: but I have a life.....go log off and read a book
noob 2: DUMMY
noob 1: NO YOUR A DUMMY!

I log off and 15 minutes later, I log back on

noob 1: YOUR THE DUMMY
noob 2: NO YOUR A DUMMY

true story

just think what they might have said

 

[Prons]

In Final Fantasy XI, people often mt (miss-/tell, sending a private message to a wrong pesron), but once a Game Master (They have infront of their name) actually mt'd Cyber Sex messages to a normal player, to which he promptly said "Oh, goodness. Ooops."

Um, and you know HOW?

They took a picture of the screen.

 

[Niccolo]

It seems to me, that, much as I know this is far from being true of the general population over there, the yanks produce the most A-grade, arrogant, small-minded, idiots. Even then the above shocked me.

I was once asked what England was actually like, cos all the guy knew about it was that we have robin hood and castles. I told him we have mcdonalds too.

Nothing quite tops the Americans who ask me what it's like to ride a kangaroo.

 

[Copter400]

After reading some of the above posts, I suddenly don't feel so bad about not getting a Live headset for a few months.

Anyone who's played Tremulous knows that the job of the aliens in the early stages of the games is to run in and get owned by a human turret. To lighten up the mood I normally type in 'LEEEEROY JENKINS!' before a charge. Everyone else follows suit. It's funny.

 

[Leenix]

4 Strength 4 Stam Leather Belt? AAAHH! OOOHHH! oohhhh!

HAH! I remember that!

 

[Ricass]

Playing Shadowrun demo, and "The FUN Song" from Spongebob Squarepants comes on my PC. Cue me singing very loudly. Twas rather funny. Oh, and annoying squeakers who ran round saying "I GOT REZ!! I GOT REZ!!" which was mildly amusing.

On Halo 3 I kept singing stuff by Damien Rice. I started singing louder when someone told me I couldn't sing.

I used to be in a clan on CoD4 called ZomB. We joined games shouting BRAAAAAAAAINS all the time, and generally pissing everyone off.

Pretending to be apologising on Burnout Paradise when doing challenges:

Friend: "Hey! Stop crashing into me!"
Me: "Sorry dude, I was aiming straight for you, and I totally meant to take you down! I swear, it was totally planned!"

 

[REDPill357]

This thread makes me sad to be an American. Many Americans are not jerks. We're just given that reputation by some arbitrary designation. I'm nice. I'm American.

 

[Snappl]

One of my friends Said
"brb gonan go sell damn pie to my neighbors"
as an excuse as to why he had to go.

 

[Haliwali]

This thread makes me sad to be an American. Many Americans are not jerks. We're just given that reputation by some arbitrary designation. I'm nice. I'm American.

Well like it or not it's our lot in life. I, too, am a nice American. But unfortunately I live in the South, and you don't see many more racist prick than here.

 

[nuckpang]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RE0blCV84

I obviously wasn't witness to this, but it's probably the most perfect seven seconds the world has ever seen.

 

[fastforward]

I find this hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYUbUvzlvFw&feature=related

I would feel sorry for the guy if he wasn't such a douche

 

[PsiMatrix]

I've said some pretty funny things whilst playing Halo 3 co-op online.

After having a human-flood attack me with a shotgun my friend said "I don't think there were any humans left on high charity". A moment later I replied "This place is like a old prostitute... everything's been inside it".

Entering a particularly crowded room of flood and my co-op friend dying, I panic and scream into my mic "Where's the asshole, where's the asshole?". My friend of course waiting for me to get to a safe spot is curious as to why I screamed it. Well earlier we went through this -> http://echozulufilms.com/matt/door.jpg -> with him going "What does this remind you of?". For a moment he though I was talking about him

We have a very similar taste in humour so co-op was full of these little gems. At the point where we face the hunters on The Ark we were failing miserably to beat them so he goes away for a second and I manage to pound both of them. So he returns and sees the carnage of me standing beside two Hunter corpses with nothing but disbelief on his end.

 

[HyperReaper33]

I was playing WC3: TFT...I don't know how the conversation went exactly, but I know the important parts.


Kid 1: Yeah, I share a bunk-bed with my sister.

Me: Oh really? How old are you? Really.

Kid 2: Heh. Who knows.

Kid 1: I'm 12.

Me: Huh. And yet you're doing better than me in a TD...nice.

--15 minutes later, same game--

Kid 1: Sometimes I think about funny things with my sister. I feel wierd.

Me: This better as hell be "haha" funny, or so help me...


Yeah, everyone else freaked too. Funny...yet disturbing.

Incest, lawl...