Funniest Thing You've Heard In An Online Game?
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We were having a roleplaying session in DDO. Everyone gathared up for a huge dinner and the mood was getting pretty immersed, everyone getting into character. Our guild leader Lirandel was the DM for the day and he was laying it on thick about the dinner. Long elaborate explanations about the setting, the food and all the little things that goes around to make it one heck of an exclusive and luxurious dinner.
Then... Lirandel makes one little slip-up and... well, you can read for yourself.
White is the public channel where the RP goes, cyan and green are the internal guild & group channels where Out of Character talk is permitted. Enjoy your serving of steamed... what did you just say?! He is never going to hear the end of this.
http://www.df.lth.se/~michael/ddo/steamedcrap.jpg
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Then... Lirandel makes one little slip-up and... well, you can read for yourself.
White is the public channel where the RP goes, cyan and green are the internal guild & group channels where Out of Character talk is permitted. Enjoy your serving of steamed... what did you just say?! He is never going to hear the end of this. http://www.df.lth.se/~michael/ddo/steamedcrap.jpg
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Nyahaha. This wasn't exactly in an MMO, but still gave me a good chickle when I heard about it.
Friend: Nicc, you realise you've confused everyone.
Me: Wha?
Friend: There's now a massive debate as to whether or not you are a girl.
Me: They can't tell from the name?
Friend: Apparently not.
Apparently, people had been wondering this for nearly a year before someone thought of asking me.
Friend: Nicc, you realise you've confused everyone.
Me: Wha?
Friend: There's now a massive debate as to whether or not you are a girl.
Me: They can't tell from the name?
Friend: Apparently not.
Apparently, people had been wondering this for nearly a year before someone thought of asking me.
Ey another double-post but one i remember from playing wow before xmas (quit now payed for eq2 for a month now waiting for WAR)
Wow Players
There's an item for SSC for tanks called the natural ward, only coz it has +stam, is a ring, and has +nature resistance, we all know it sucks but bare with me when people start whining about a bad object everyone says its better than chuck norris
It is the official server-wide joke on thaurissan-horde side, it is repeated for hours in org when brought up by someone who actually HAS IT or atlasloot and is bored. Most just link it from the already annoying chat
Normal guys
An item that is good for "dungeons" and "tanks" tanking a certain dungeon but only for that (its a special quality one but it sitlls sucks BAD) is now the server joke on thaurissan, called the natural ward
It is bigger than chuck norris and after 5 secs of lots of spam then everyone will talk about it
Ive heard on barthilas that riding turtle is their server-wide joke but this is true on thaurissan
Wow Players
There's an item for SSC for tanks called the natural ward, only coz it has +stam, is a ring, and has +nature resistance, we all know it sucks but bare with me when people start whining about a bad object everyone says its better than chuck norris
It is the official server-wide joke on thaurissan-horde side, it is repeated for hours in org when brought up by someone who actually HAS IT or atlasloot and is bored. Most just link it from the already annoying chat
Normal guys
An item that is good for "dungeons" and "tanks" tanking a certain dungeon but only for that (its a special quality one but it sitlls sucks BAD) is now the server joke on thaurissan, called the natural ward
It is bigger than chuck norris and after 5 secs of lots of spam then everyone will talk about it
Ive heard on barthilas that riding turtle is their server-wide joke but this is true on thaurissan
I got into a gears match, and just started sing the theme song to Deserted. Its pretty much bust going "boop peeb" in a catchy way for 6 hours. but as i did this 3, 20-something guys started doing it too. If i changed the tune in any way they followed suit.
Then my freind said "lets see how far they'll go". I put on a American voice and started saying thigs like " oh i hear dat, cas down in alabama we's all like oh yerr and thems like na urr ". i even said " HA we beat them like i beat my wife. like i allways say a beat wife is like a..a ..... well i beat my wife." but my sheep keept just doing whatever i said.
so by the end of the night i had:
gained followers
creeped out random people
made up a really bad out of taste joke.
Not bad for an hour.
Then my freind said "lets see how far they'll go". I put on a American voice and started saying thigs like " oh i hear dat, cas down in alabama we's all like oh yerr and thems like na urr ". i even said " HA we beat them like i beat my wife. like i allways say a beat wife is like a..a ..... well i beat my wife." but my sheep keept just doing whatever i said.
so by the end of the night i had:
gained followers
creeped out random people
made up a really bad out of taste joke.
Not bad for an hour.
On a BF2 server during an argument between me and a young lad (the argument was about why he should refrain from typing abuse at everyone who finds his sniper position, sneaks up on him and then stabs him in the back - which I had done 4 times in a row with the help of my commander pointing out this kids position constantly):
"How teh fuck can you tel if im 13 from wot i am writeing?!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!"
It was just a guess.
"How teh fuck can you tel if im 13 from wot i am writeing?!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!"
It was just a guess.
This happenned when I was playing Halo 2.
Some guy1: hey guys get on the warthog with me.
(me and some other guy does too)
Some guy1: I love riding the warthog, i feel like a cowboy
(drives into a rail track and gets hit by a train)
Some Guy2ude I think we died
and pretty much anything i said since im Duffman online.
Some guy1: hey guys get on the warthog with me.
(me and some other guy does too)
Some guy1: I love riding the warthog, i feel like a cowboy
(drives into a rail track and gets hit by a train)
Some Guy2
ude I think we diedand pretty much anything i said since im Duffman online.
Way back in Battlefield 1942, trying to break through an enemy strong point. We got pinned down by a tank and couldn't take it out with any of our gear.
me: This is first squad at the center flag, point is held by tank! We need support!
pilot: Air support on the way.
pilot: I'm still on my way.
pilot: where's center flag?
me: what?
pilot: where's the center flag?
me: IN THE CENTER OF THE MAP!
pilot: ... i knew that.
So pilot Joe or whatever comes screaming out of the great blue yonder in a P51, barreling down on this German tank. It was majestic to see this P51 swoop down at this tank, firing all his guns... missing the tank completely and slamming into the ground.
me: this is first squad at the center flag. Requesting support from someone who isn't a complete retard.
me: This is first squad at the center flag, point is held by tank! We need support!
pilot: Air support on the way.
pilot: I'm still on my way.
pilot: where's center flag?
me: what?
pilot: where's the center flag?
me: IN THE CENTER OF THE MAP!
pilot: ... i knew that.
So pilot Joe or whatever comes screaming out of the great blue yonder in a P51, barreling down on this German tank. It was majestic to see this P51 swoop down at this tank, firing all his guns... missing the tank completely and slamming into the ground.
me: this is first squad at the center flag. Requesting support from someone who isn't a complete retard.
ooo, battlefields. Good stuff there. I remember once, on BF vietnam, before the yank anti-tank chap got nerfed and still had both a heavy machine gun and a rocket launcher. my brother always flew the Huey Slick, and was bloody good at it. Anyway, me brother was on the way to give some chaps a pickup when a vietnamese player had got a hold of the aforementioned class gear of doom and was doing rather well.
player: oh yeah! 10 kills! eat that n00bs!
player: stupid f***ers, why you keep trying to kill me? I'm too good for you!
player: oh yeah, you all come at once and I STILL KILL YOU. NOOBS!
he left a minute later to a chorus of lols.
player: oh yeah! 10 kills! eat that n00bs!
player: stupid f***ers, why you keep trying to kill me? I'm too good for you!
player: oh yeah, you all come at once and I STILL KILL YOU. NOOBS!
he left a minute later to a chorus of lols.
Nice story Chenry
OK, so the idiots were standing there talking to the enemy who are about 3 feet away WITHOUT KILLING THEM? Never seen that in my life. And this went on long enough for you to run up and hear what was going on and YOU didn't do anything. Right. And you still need to explain how hacking a guy mid-game would help. And how you did it that damn fast, what were you playing?rapidoud said:
It seems to me, that, much as I know this is far from being true of the general population over there, the yanks produce the most A-grade, arrogant, small-minded, idiots. Even then the above shocked me.
I was once asked what England was actually like, cos all the guy knew about it was that we have robin hood and castles. I told him we have mcdonalds too.
I was once asked what England was actually like, cos all the guy knew about it was that we have robin hood and castles. I told him we have mcdonalds too.
Going into a big team battle on Halo 3 with a bunch of friends who were asking about upcoming jewish holidays (I'm jewish) Some kid on the other team with a serious southern accent actually asked me where my horns were, and then started yelling at me about why I didn't eat turkey.
I was laughing so hard I didn't have the time to tell him he confused turkey with bacon.
I've also had people seriously ask me how I got a good connection in my 'canadian igloo.' I want to change my XBL name to "Just read, goddamnit!"
I was laughing so hard I didn't have the time to tell him he confused turkey with bacon.
I've also had people seriously ask me how I got a good connection in my 'canadian igloo.' I want to change my XBL name to "Just read, goddamnit!"
A: Yes, we Yanks can be HUGE A-holes, but you're probably confusing yank with REDNECK. They're the jerks.Singing Gremlin said:
B: On this side of the pond, we think everyone is an arrogant ass trying to get in our business. Oh, irony.
C: Some at least try to learn about other cultures.
The Best I've heard Was when I was playing CoD4 with some friends who were Brittish and A French guy gets stuck on our team and all he spoke was French so we didn't understand a word he said. We played a couple of games with the guy since the room was full and right at the end of the game he yells into his mike "I want to fuck your mother!!!" and rather than being irritating it was shocking and funny because he could actually speak english. He then started talking to us. When one of us asked what France was like he said he was Italian and we started telling him he was French and lying So then he says i'm not French I'm.......er......IRISH!
Funniest game of CoD4 i've ever played.
Funniest game of CoD4 i've ever played.
I don't really think we have more of 'em than you guys, ours are just more obvious. It's cultural! In the states, idiots don't try to hide just how fucking stupid they are.Singing Gremlin said:
I've had my share of ignorant and annoying Americans, most Americans are okay people (Lol when writing that I hit the wrong letters and spelt pedos) But yeah, there is always the few of them that ask why am I playing when it's time for Tea and Crumpets, and how I can talk, what with all the teeth falling from my mouth from lack of brushing.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pVIcC-8BtsA&mode=related&search=
And this guy sums up their argument and my reply.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pVIcC-8BtsA&mode=related&search=
And this guy sums up their argument and my reply.
I think you're right, actually. And, to quote Dylan Moran; "American stupid people, sound stupider than every other kind of stupid person." Which, while perhaps a bit harsh, did make me laugh. Ohhh I'm small minded, cull me now...ComradeJim270 said: