back in the old XBox live day when I played Soldier Of Fortune 2 I used to sneak up behind people and start singing "turn around, bright eyes..." and then bayonet them in the face. Was funny to me anyhow
Funniest Thing You've Heard In An Online Game?
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i was playing some random halo match and suddenly the hole room stated singing the hustle so very random and so very funny
This technically isn't "funny", but it is notable. I was playing CoD 4 when right out of the blue when someone just yelled, "F***ing a** n***er!" First two words are fine in my book.
This one isnt a personal one, its one I heard about but it was SOOO funny.
In Warhawk (a ps3 thirdperson online shooter) there was like, 7 people in the base when a lone enemy soldier came with his machine gun blazing. All 7 people began running after him shooting their pistols at him. The combined force of all those pistols meant he stood no chance. He dropped in no time and the group huddles around him and then someone says, "Quick, grab his wallet!"
This one is me...and it didnt take place IN the online game, but I was PLAYING an online game at the time, does that count? XD
My friend and I are sitting on the couch, hes playing FFVIII and im playing DJMax on my TV/Monitor. We have been sitting in silence for a good thirty minutes as im just tapping my way though songs and hes all in the story of FFVIII. And it goes like this...
*taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*
Me: AHHH MY NUTS!!!! *shuffles* Ah okay...
*taptaptaptaptaptap*
....
....
...
...
..
Him: HAHAHAHAH WTF!?
IT might have been one of those "you have to be there moments"
In Warhawk (a ps3 thirdperson online shooter) there was like, 7 people in the base when a lone enemy soldier came with his machine gun blazing. All 7 people began running after him shooting their pistols at him. The combined force of all those pistols meant he stood no chance. He dropped in no time and the group huddles around him and then someone says, "Quick, grab his wallet!"
This one is me...and it didnt take place IN the online game, but I was PLAYING an online game at the time, does that count? XD
My friend and I are sitting on the couch, hes playing FFVIII and im playing DJMax on my TV/Monitor. We have been sitting in silence for a good thirty minutes as im just tapping my way though songs and hes all in the story of FFVIII. And it goes like this...
*taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*
Me: AHHH MY NUTS!!!! *shuffles* Ah okay...
*taptaptaptaptaptap*
....
....
...
...
..
Him: HAHAHAHAH WTF!?
IT might have been one of those "you have to be there moments"
This isn't *super* funny, but this is a conversation I had in 2142.
Squadmate: We're not getting very far in their Titan, I think we should pull out.
Me: Wait the Cargo Bay looks clear. *I jump down*
Me: Alright, let's move in on 2 follow me.
Squadmate: Right behind you.
I go in
Me: It's all clear.
And as I say this I get raped by several turrets start firing. If you've played you 2142 you know what the turrets are like...
My favorite quote is "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disc?"
Oh, and Org is the new Barrens Chat on Staghelm.
Squadmate: We're not getting very far in their Titan, I think we should pull out.
Me: Wait the Cargo Bay looks clear. *I jump down*
Me: Alright, let's move in on 2 follow me.
Squadmate: Right behind you.
I go in
Me: It's all clear.
And as I say this I get raped by several turrets start firing. If you've played you 2142 you know what the turrets are like...
My favorite quote is "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disc?"
Oh, and Org is the new Barrens Chat on Staghelm.
in Stormwind, I witnessed a conversation, well not really as much a conversation as some noob being a noob (this wasnt directed at me, it was to someone riding a mount)
noob: Give me a ride!
noob: Dumbass
noob: just kidding
noob: but really, give me a ride
noob: Give me a ride!
noob: Dumbass
noob: just kidding
noob: but really, give me a ride
edit: Double post
but while Im at it, I may as well tell you about a conversation between two 8 year olds in the Barrens (Im not sure how the conversation started, so Ill pick up where it really gets bad)
noob 1: Its a saturday, why the **** are you playing WoW?
noob 2: ???
noob 1: You play WoW, that means you have no life
noob 2: WTF, your playing too
noob 1: but I have a life.....go log off and read a book
noob 2: DUMMY
noob 1: NO YOUR A DUMMY!
I log off and 15 minutes later, I log back on
noob 1: YOUR THE DUMMY
noob 2: NO YOUR A DUMMY
true story
but while Im at it, I may as well tell you about a conversation between two 8 year olds in the Barrens (Im not sure how the conversation started, so Ill pick up where it really gets bad)
noob 1: Its a saturday, why the **** are you playing WoW?
noob 2: ???
noob 1: You play WoW, that means you have no life
noob 2: WTF, your playing too
noob 1: but I have a life.....go log off and read a book
noob 2: DUMMY
noob 1: NO YOUR A DUMMY!
I log off and 15 minutes later, I log back on
noob 1: YOUR THE DUMMY
noob 2: NO YOUR A DUMMY
true story
When I used to play WoW, was with a guild of utter pillocks, myself included, who were a wonderful bunch of chaps with fantastic senses of humour but an utter inability to take anything seriously. The guild had been up about a year, and I was the guild 'banker', as I had been since about a week into the guild's creation. (I had the character who had all the guild money, affectionately known as TTG, or the theiving gnome, with his tax haven) and as usual there's a lot of banter.
Along the lines of:
Me: stupid class. Always die. Always.
Friend: reroll then?
me: Hell no, i'm the slowest leveler you'll ever know. Ever.
me: hmmm, maybe I have the wrong talents. Whats the best talent tree?
friend: what class are you again?
me: rogue.
Guild boss: Waitwaitwaitwaitwait
guild boss: WHY THE FUCK DID WE MAKE A ROGUE OUR BANKER?!
Oh, and if you play EvE, watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTn9EASiPMY
I cried.
Along the lines of:
Me: stupid class. Always die. Always.
Friend: reroll then?
me: Hell no, i'm the slowest leveler you'll ever know. Ever.
me: hmmm, maybe I have the wrong talents. Whats the best talent tree?
friend: what class are you again?
me: rogue.
Guild boss: Waitwaitwaitwaitwait
guild boss: WHY THE FUCK DID WE MAKE A ROGUE OUR BANKER?!
Oh, and if you play EvE, watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTn9EASiPMY
I cried.
My vote (for unintentional revelation of a fellow player's real life) goes to:
"[To someone offline] No... NO!... Because Mummy says 'no'!"
As for smack talk, I always like "I thought you had to be 18[/15 etc] to buys this game..." as a response to squeekers.
[Edited for spelling and general inability to coherantly express a simple thought.]
"[To someone offline] No... NO!... Because Mummy says 'no'!"
As for smack talk, I always like "I thought you had to be 18[/15 etc] to buys this game..." as a response to squeekers.
[Edited for spelling and general inability to coherantly express a simple thought.]
Yes, watching someone seriously aggroing on an MMORPG is always funny. In my case, FFXI: online, having someone randomly running past me, me going "er, HEY, you know the way to-" and then seeing 20 monsters stampeed over me and after the poor mofo.thebobmaster said:
So, my friend and I were lanning, i was playing guitar hero, he was messin around in Counter Strike, and he asks for my microphone
"Okay" I reply. I unplug it and give it to him
The people on the server are asking for music, so he tells me to pause it and come over.
He starts off
"Just a small town girl! Livin in a lonely world"
Then we both sing "Took the Midnight train" In epic harmony
It was funny
"Okay" I reply. I unplug it and give it to him
The people on the server are asking for music, so he tells me to pause it and come over.
He starts off
"Just a small town girl! Livin in a lonely world"
Then we both sing "Took the Midnight train" In epic harmony
It was funny
Not really on topic, sorry
When you get those immature men that usually swear at you and tell you to [censored[ kid, and once (in halo 3) i was playing with a guy on my friends list and we were jsut mauling the game not killin eeach other and communicating on their positions (in rumble pit) then a guy that had been afk the whole game comes in 1min before and says SHUT UP YA ENGLISH MUFFIN when it was obvious he cant tell the sligt differences in some english and australians.
But back to the off-topic, I'm 15 (haha) and there is too much stereotypical behaviour to us, the annoying person in the game is usually generalized as a teenager,child when usually its a 35yo man with nothin better to do and I'm tryin to see that as gone.
Sorry about long post but this ones about a hacker in cod4 on computer, I had stated that 8 regular people on a server were hackers (i never recorded however it was obvious and the admins banned 1, the rest were mates) and this guy named [censorded] kept on hacking so I changed my name to his and then soon he logged so I hacked as much as him (only to prove a point, sry) just so i wouldn't be caught ^.^ but then anotehr hacker came who had 50-20 (kills-deaths) while [censored] had 120-20 then SOMEHOW as some of [censored] clanmates are admins so the pro guy who had 50-20 got banned while he went on gleefully then there was about 7 more that had joint so it was a hackfest and sadly, none banned ;(
edit: halo3, one game i was owning and my team sucked, we lost at the end, but everytime they died it was funny for me, they had english accents and the funniest was "oh that bomb killed me like a toastie"
Also halo2 1 game ive ever had a squeaker, the rest of the times i had some idiot that had an annoying voice and was a jerk/idiot (generally they have american accents? soz) and wouldnt be 10-15. The squeaker in the halo2 game had a mate there and it was in social, we had just startedl osing so he hid next to their base on headlong and they both said your then gay repeatedly and high pitched like YOURGGGGGG (i dont wanna right it in capitals as rules...) in a chant and while it was funny they made the other team really annoyed ^.^
When you get those immature men that usually swear at you and tell you to [censored[ kid, and once (in halo 3) i was playing with a guy on my friends list and we were jsut mauling the game not killin eeach other and communicating on their positions (in rumble pit) then a guy that had been afk the whole game comes in 1min before and says SHUT UP YA ENGLISH MUFFIN when it was obvious he cant tell the sligt differences in some english and australians.
But back to the off-topic, I'm 15 (haha) and there is too much stereotypical behaviour to us, the annoying person in the game is usually generalized as a teenager,child when usually its a 35yo man with nothin better to do and I'm tryin to see that as gone.
Sorry about long post but this ones about a hacker in cod4 on computer, I had stated that 8 regular people on a server were hackers (i never recorded however it was obvious and the admins banned 1, the rest were mates) and this guy named [censorded] kept on hacking so I changed my name to his and then soon he logged so I hacked as much as him (only to prove a point, sry) just so i wouldn't be caught ^.^ but then anotehr hacker came who had 50-20 (kills-deaths) while [censored] had 120-20 then SOMEHOW as some of [censored] clanmates are admins so the pro guy who had 50-20 got banned while he went on gleefully then there was about 7 more that had joint so it was a hackfest and sadly, none banned ;(
edit: halo3, one game i was owning and my team sucked, we lost at the end, but everytime they died it was funny for me, they had english accents and the funniest was "oh that bomb killed me like a toastie"
Also halo2 1 game ive ever had a squeaker, the rest of the times i had some idiot that had an annoying voice and was a jerk/idiot (generally they have american accents? soz) and wouldnt be 10-15. The squeaker in the halo2 game had a mate there and it was in social, we had just startedl osing so he hid next to their base on headlong and they both said your then gay repeatedly and high pitched like YOURGGGGGG (i dont wanna right it in capitals as rules...) in a chant and while it was funny they made the other team really annoyed ^.^