Funniest Thing You've Heard In An Online Game?
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Not so much of a game itself - but it was on Xfire - a Gaming chat program.
Anyway, to the story;
A guy on friends of friends asked:
"Hey, can you help me?"
I said, "Sure, why not?"
He then said.. "Uhm, a friend told me to get some more RAM for my PC..."
I said, "Alright, what do you need from me?"
He said, "I was hoping you could tell me where to downloads some from..."
LOL.
Anyway, to the story;
A guy on friends of friends asked:
"Hey, can you help me?"
I said, "Sure, why not?"
He then said.. "Uhm, a friend told me to get some more RAM for my PC..."
I said, "Alright, what do you need from me?"
He said, "I was hoping you could tell me where to downloads some from..."
LOL.
this was pretty funny in my eyes. this happened 2 me
i was playin COD4 online and beatin this kid really bad in a cage match. and then the kid freaks out on me and accuses me of screen-lookin on a online game.
p.s. i wrote hime a message and told him wat a dumbass he was
i was playin COD4 online and beatin this kid really bad in a cage match. and then the kid freaks out on me and accuses me of screen-lookin on a online game.
p.s. i wrote hime a message and told him wat a dumbass he was
you know what. we need to set up a Escapist vent server just for kicks like this. it would be epic
all think about it
(sorry if this seems really off topic)
all think about it
(sorry if this seems really off topic)
you know what. we need to set up a Escapist vent server just for kicks like this. it would be epic
all think about it
(sorry if this seems really off topic)
all think about it
(sorry if this seems really off topic)
Ace combat 6 (funny from my perspective) I had the Mobius F-22 (highest speed/turn less armor) with my special weapon being the XMA-6. I was a lone pilot facing two guys I was an ESM plane and I OWNED them. I came out of it with I think 13,000 something points and they ended up 5,000 all together and they just started going nuts once I got into the lobby. They were praising my abilities and wondering how in the world they lost so badly with me being outnumbered.
P.S:Oh My opponents were flying an F-22 and an SU-47 one with XMA and the other with QAAM.
P.S:Oh My opponents were flying an F-22 and an SU-47 one with XMA and the other with QAAM.
I giggled like a raving moron.sapient said:
Though, this is nothing special. Really.
Stuff like this happens all the time. Sexually oppressed 15 year olds being desperate for anything that even remotely resembles sex... I've actually been in such a situation myself. Played a female human paladin alt called Sylvia. This guy in Arathi Basin started telling me how he wanted to... well, let's not get into details. Anyway, once the BG ended, he gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him so we could stay in touch (he was from another server).
Had I been drunk - and accompanied by a few drunken friends or so - I would've called him back no doubt, but since I was alone and not actually in the mood for anything like it, I didn't, and I quickly forgot his number. Something that I sort of regret by now.
People have probably already said this but the funniest thing was the "heavy gets it on with the doctor clip" http://www.ubercharged.net/2008/02/25/get-behind-me-doctor/
In a Halo 3 game 2 people were flurting and calling each other hunny bicuits, then I just shouted, "You You can bang later, but right now is war!" Now I have 9 X-box live friends!
Im an admin for our clan's CSS server. Someone came on. I wasnt tagged up at the time
IwasLegend: haha you are a noob
Captain_Planet!: yeah, well, we cant all be good enough to be in ZDF (name of the clan)
IwasLegend: yeah well i play CAL
IwasLegend: and im the hed admin on this server
IwasLegend: so you better watch out, noob
Captain_Planet!: yessir
Captain_Planet!: hey dude you knows whats funny
Captain_Planet!: your last seconds on this server
/permbanned
Other tomfoolery...
Someone was speed hacking in our server
My friend froze him through mani, and then we took turns headshotting him with an awp for a few rounds.
He then cried admin abuse and said that he would report us to Valve.
When we accused him of his super obvious speed hacks, he said it was because he bought the "speed booster" armor that is only available to CAL players
I have countless other stories relating to 12 year olds, hackers and whiners claiming they play CAL
IwasLegend: haha you are a noob
Captain_Planet!: yeah, well, we cant all be good enough to be in ZDF (name of the clan)
IwasLegend: yeah well i play CAL
IwasLegend: and im the hed admin on this server
IwasLegend: so you better watch out, noob
Captain_Planet!: yessir
Captain_Planet!: hey dude you knows whats funny
Captain_Planet!: your last seconds on this server
/permbanned
Other tomfoolery...
Someone was speed hacking in our server
My friend froze him through mani, and then we took turns headshotting him with an awp for a few rounds.
He then cried admin abuse and said that he would report us to Valve.
When we accused him of his super obvious speed hacks, he said it was because he bought the "speed booster" armor that is only available to CAL players
I have countless other stories relating to 12 year olds, hackers and whiners claiming they play CAL
The funniest thing I have ever heard is during an online match with my friend and some guy from Poland playing COD3....
Me: Ah f**kin hell, Nazis have the best weapons in this game
Friend: I know, maybe we should switch
Poland guy: Could I switch with you or would it be strange
Friend: What? Change if you want its up to you
Poland guy (a bit distruat): Yeh but I'm Jewish
Cue me and my friend laughing and feeling kinda anti-semetic at the same time
Sorry if it's not funny, it was at the time
Me: Ah f**kin hell, Nazis have the best weapons in this game
Friend: I know, maybe we should switch
Poland guy: Could I switch with you or would it be strange
Friend: What? Change if you want its up to you
Poland guy (a bit distruat): Yeh but I'm Jewish
Cue me and my friend laughing and feeling kinda anti-semetic at the same time
Sorry if it's not funny, it was at the time
one time i wus playing halo 1 live, and this retarted 13 year old didn't know what 'lol' means, so i told him that it meant 'lots of love'
kid: what does lol mean????
me: im not gonna tell you
kid: o come on!
kid: pleeeeese???
me: how old are you?
kid: 13
me: ok, ur old enough......
kid: old enough for what?
me: for the craziest secret of ur life.......
kid: wat!?!?!?!?????
me: the secret is that lol, means 'lots of love'
kid: ...............
kid: WHAT THE FUCK?
me: it does.
kid: NO IT DOESN'T! U FREAKING MIDGET WITH ASS CANCER!!!!!!!
me: if u dont believe me, ask those guys.
kid: DOES IT?
guy: ya, it does
other guy: totally man, i don't know y ur so mad, lots of love means us to be friendly and loving
another guy: AND GAY! WOO HOO! BUM SEX!
(kid leaves game)
i laughed really hard when that happened.
kid: what does lol mean????
me: im not gonna tell you
kid: o come on!
kid: pleeeeese???
me: how old are you?
kid: 13
me: ok, ur old enough......
kid: old enough for what?
me: for the craziest secret of ur life.......
kid: wat!?!?!?!?????
me: the secret is that lol, means 'lots of love'
kid: ...............
kid: WHAT THE FUCK?
me: it does.
kid: NO IT DOESN'T! U FREAKING MIDGET WITH ASS CANCER!!!!!!!
me: if u dont believe me, ask those guys.
kid: DOES IT?
guy: ya, it does
other guy: totally man, i don't know y ur so mad, lots of love means us to be friendly and loving
another guy: AND GAY! WOO HOO! BUM SEX!
(kid leaves game)
i laughed really hard when that happened.
1. When I still played WoW one of the members of my guild who I was good friends with happened to be female, not a big deal to me but apparently it was to some other people. Anyway, one day in out typically random guild chatter the topic turned to sex (This is the whole guild talking about sex, not just the two of us). My friend, who will be called Jane for the purposes of this post, who is in no way modese began making jokes about being a 'dirty whore' and got quite graphic in describing certain sexual acts she enjoyed (She was joking around of course).
By one of the other members suggestions we moved into trade chat while in Org so that our random sex talk could be made public and before long her chat box was flooded with dirty whispers and there were even a few public cyber sex requests in the trade channel. I had screen shots of the whispers that she sent me but I can't seem to find them, will post if I do.
2. In Halo 3 I once ended up partying up with a British guy who I met during one of the games. He had an immensely thick accent that most people couldn't understand but I, being Jamaican and having plenty of experience deciphering British accents due to a few of my best friends being British, was easily able to understand him.
As time went on the two of us converesed, Him in his heavy British accent and me in my heavy Jamaican accent and not a single other person on the team was able to understand us. A few 12 year olds even yelled at us and told us to go back to England. Upon informing him, using my best American accent, that I am in fact Jamaican he made the immensely cliche decision to ask me if I smoked weed, lived in a tree, had running water, and knew Bob Marley.
My replies were these:
-Yes, that's all I do all day, I'm never sober.
-Of course we live in trees, we're practically monkeys.
-Nope, we don't have running water here and yet I'm playing a game with you over the internet, we thought that was a higher priority.
And finally:
-Yes I do, we're actually great friends, the fact that he died 3 years before I was born did nothing to hamper our relationship.
I thought these were both quite funny, you might not, but such is life.
By one of the other members suggestions we moved into trade chat while in Org so that our random sex talk could be made public and before long her chat box was flooded with dirty whispers and there were even a few public cyber sex requests in the trade channel. I had screen shots of the whispers that she sent me but I can't seem to find them, will post if I do.
2. In Halo 3 I once ended up partying up with a British guy who I met during one of the games. He had an immensely thick accent that most people couldn't understand but I, being Jamaican and having plenty of experience deciphering British accents due to a few of my best friends being British, was easily able to understand him.
As time went on the two of us converesed, Him in his heavy British accent and me in my heavy Jamaican accent and not a single other person on the team was able to understand us. A few 12 year olds even yelled at us and told us to go back to England. Upon informing him, using my best American accent, that I am in fact Jamaican he made the immensely cliche decision to ask me if I smoked weed, lived in a tree, had running water, and knew Bob Marley.
My replies were these:
-Yes, that's all I do all day, I'm never sober.
-Of course we live in trees, we're practically monkeys.
-Nope, we don't have running water here and yet I'm playing a game with you over the internet, we thought that was a higher priority.
And finally:
-Yes I do, we're actually great friends, the fact that he died 3 years before I was born did nothing to hamper our relationship.
I thought these were both quite funny, you might not, but such is life.