Funniest Thing You've Heard In An Online Game?

[elffymon]

I was listening into a kara instance my bf was in;

Raid Leader:"Is it MY fault we've been doing this for 12 hours?"

they didn't even end up finishing it cause it got so catty.

 

[elffymon]

"There's no 'I' in team, but there is a dickhead"

"There's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'u' in suck"

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Just after a team wipe

"Hi, my name's Troy Mcclure. You may remember me from such films as "STAY THE F*** AWAY FROM THE AGGRO" and "KEEP THOSE DAMN PETS LOCKED UP!"."

 

[Seano95]

WE MUST PUSH LIETTLE KART.

That is all.

 

[Saltinecracker]

So, my friend and I were lanning, i was playing guitar hero, he was messin around in Counter Strike, and he asks for my microphone

"Okay" I reply. I unplug it and give it to him

The people on the server are asking for music, so he tells me to pause it and come over.

He starts off

"Just a small town girl! Livin in a lonely world"

Then we both sing "Took the Midnight train" In epic harmony

It was funny

its...don't stop believin

 

[Saltinecracker]

Ok i was playin a mmo(i forgot what it was) and this guy was trying to scam me,

guy:dude if u give me ur pass i'll get u like 20mil
ME: i'm srry i can't
guy: why not
Me: i have to train to kill the seven headed hydra
guy: well give me ur account an u can get better equips
me :no i need to train, it killed my father and ate my mother
guy:i'll help
me:you can't
Guy: y not
me: cause a little skank like u can't help
guy:...
ME: oh btw ur gonna be banned in a day
guy:WHAT HOW
me:i'm a mod.

 

[Shadowed Thief]

One day I got into an argument with a Frenchman on COD4. He and his clan of French buddies decided to gang up on me, all speaking English. Although, it wasn't very good English.
"I have your mother! Your mother is mine!" they screamed as I held back my laughter.
"Suckuh you my c*** you f***mother!"

 

[Kaos Incarnate]

When I was questing with a warlock friend she was getting begged for buffs, but I never got begged and I was a druid at the time.
It made me laugh as seeing as the only buff she could do at the time was underwater breathing and we were in Arathi Highlands

 

[Archaeology Hat]

It's in no way original but in any MMO with custom emotes (such as wow's /e) if you enter "/e pickpockets 14 silver 23 copper from example" (replacing example and the currency as applicable) its a good way of seeing how retarded people are.

 

[call me alo]

"no really i'm a girl"

 

[Anarchemitis]

"There's no 'I' in team, but there is a dickhead"

"There's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'u' in suck"

There's no I in team, but if you jumble the letters, it makes 'me'. Also 'meat'.

And not nessecarily from a game, but see this from a previous thread. Link [http://the-truth-is-out-there.ytmnd.com/]

 

[rapidoud]

My bro singing on xbl, the pokemon 1 song. I posted this recently but hey it IS funny.

 

[Aries_Split]

I was playing WoW, on my Blood Elf (Shut the fuck up. No. Shut up.) in Org, when some random person comes up to me all like :
RandomGuy:"Belfs are gay, u r 2."
Aries:"Really?"
PAUSE
RG:"Really."
Aries:"REALLY?"
PAUSE
PAUSE
RG:"Ur stil gay"
Aries:"Yup."
PAUSE
RG:"Wtf, ur gunna go 2 hell"
Aries:"In fact, I did a myspace check on your I.P address. Your very good looking."
RG:"Reely?"
(I at this point, was rolling on the floor laughing.)
(He then proceeded to log out.)

 

[Arcticflame]

 

[Danzz]

i still have to go with the classic. Leeroy Jenkins!!

"At least i have chicken" lol

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I was playing cod 4 when i heard the question we all dread "are you english". I sigh and say yes as i am. he of course starts a hate speech about english people (hes an american BTW) I say dont get me started on americans and he goes "no americans are fat" i loled for so long he left the game. room rejoices and the game goes on.

 

[Aries_Split]

I was playing cod 4 when i heard the question we all dread "are you english". I sigh and say yes as i am. he of course starts a hate speech about english people (hes an american BTW) I say dont get me started on americans and he goes "no americans are fat" i loled for so long he left the game. room rejoices and the game goes on.

Don't judge us all by a few idiots. We have pie!

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

i know americans arnt all bad it was just my attempt to shut him up. and yes you have pie...... jucy delicious pie....... sorry lost my train of thought.

 

[Clashero]

A 9-year-old was arguing with me on GW, simply because he was selling something for far too much and I advised him to sell it for cheaper (he was selling a minipet for 4 times its price).
So, then, the 9-year-old rethoric PhD brings out his best, wittiest retort: "lol fuck u go home to ur blowup doll"
I, wanting to see what kind of idiotfest was coming up, decided to play along, with intelligence and support of everyone in K-Town (Kaineng City) as my weapons. "In fact, I have a girlfriend who can take care of all my needs" (in fact I did have a girlfriend at the time, but she wasn't "feeling ready" to take care of ALL my needs). And then, what response could this 9-year-old conjure up? Something so shocking that I literally stopped all movement and simply reread his response many times. He wrote "NO U!"

 

[wewontdie11]

"Oh my god dude! Shut up! Just cos America whupd you guys in the Iraq war!" - I actually facepalmed at the sheer stupidity of the comment (I'm English).

Me: "What are you talking about you have an idiot for a leader in Bush."
Random American person: "Hey man nobody here likes bush!"
...slight pause
My friend:"...your mam likes bush." - Not usually a fan of "yo momma" jokes but I found that hilarious.

Another friend was talking to/taking the piss out of some guy on Shadowrun and really torturing the kid because he was behaving like an idiot playing loud music, screaming etc. After about 5 minutes of solid abuse he exclaims "THATS ENOUGH I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU BAD FEEDBACK!!!" to which my friend instantly, sarcastically replies "OH NO BAD FEEDBACK, MY ONE WEAKNESS!". Suppose it was a "you had to be there" moments but I was in stitches at the time.