Funniest things people have said about you.
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Its okay, what youre thinking now is proberly correct.. yes ive had strange girlfriends lolSir Kemper said:
so wait, she WAS cooking your toenails while you danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?Distorted Stu said:
Huh...interesting.
"You have the information but are to stupid to use it."
Tehan told me that before he was permabanned and I think it ninjaed my mind.
It will now become my new catch phrase.
Tehan told me that before he was permabanned and I think it ninjaed my mind.
It will now become my new catch phrase.
"You look like Gorilla!"
That, came out of nowhere. I was just sitting there, minding my own bussiness, eating an apple.
That, came out of nowhere. I was just sitting there, minding my own bussiness, eating an apple.
People are not in the habit of talking about me.
Or, at least, I have never heard it.
If they were, however, it would probably be mostly negative.
As is the nature of most talking done behind a person's back.
Or, at least, I have never heard it.
If they were, however, it would probably be mostly negative.
As is the nature of most talking done behind a person's back.
A lot of insults which are entirely true about me, I take as compliments.
"You have incredibly scary eyebrows"
- It's true, I do... but frankly I use them for the greater evil. So I'm happy.
"You have incredibly scary eyebrows"
- It's true, I do... but frankly I use them for the greater evil. So I'm happy.
Oh, you're wierd are you?SirBryghtside said:
How weird...
OT:
On MSN, I was told this: "OMG you are hotsauce man!"
She was calling me the hot sauce man, because a friend told her I have a titanium tongue, that can take a tablespoon of a super hot sauce that is supposed to be 10 times hotter than tabasco, it were tickly.
Actually...Distorted Stu said:
I've been told I taste good too, "like chocolate" I was described as.
Women are strange.
That dude was stranger, he was a friend of a friend, when my friend introduced us, he licked me in the ear...
"You look like James Bond"
I'm Asian.
I'm still trying to figure out how that works. I would've gone out with the girl, if only we get along a bit better.
"What? You? Sympathy? Fuck, the world's ending isn't it? Oh wait, he stopped caring again. Ah, there's the apathy. Good, so we've avoided Armageddon today." The same girl as the first quote.
I'm Asian.
I'm still trying to figure out how that works. I would've gone out with the girl, if only we get along a bit better.
"What? You? Sympathy? Fuck, the world's ending isn't it? Oh wait, he stopped caring again. Ah, there's the apathy. Good, so we've avoided Armageddon today." The same girl as the first quote.
Nooo, I think you're the strange one here.Distorted Stu said:
OT: ..... I can't remember.
SOMEONE, QUICK! Say something funny about me!