Funniest things people have said about you.
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Because I always look at people in a neutral way (being quiet falls into this you usually do both at once), this leads people to be very uneasy and not know where they stand with me. People usually say this to me after a few encounters, they say something like; ... when I met you I thought 'this guy could be a serial killer' but now I just want to give you a hug.Jannycats said:
Well apart from people who have known me for years still don't know where they stand with me and they say this or something to the same affect. A teacher though, that's interesting. Late new years resolution. Get a teacher to say that to me.
"If you wore contacts and stopped smiling, you'd be the most menacing person I know."
Seriously. With my glasses on and my perpetual goofy grin, I look like a big teddy bear. Without them, however...
Seriously. With my glasses on and my perpetual goofy grin, I look like a big teddy bear. Without them, however...
Friend 1: "Oh my god, Your like some sort of evil genius aren't you"
Friend 2: "You say something odd, then you disappear for a few days, and when i ask you about it you don't have any idea about it!"
Friend 1 again: "There's no way that is ever going to work.. Holy shit how did you do that"
Guy i never met: "I saw your show, Cancer is not fucking funny dude. How could you say that?."
And many, many more
Friend 2: "You say something odd, then you disappear for a few days, and when i ask you about it you don't have any idea about it!"
Friend 1 again: "There's no way that is ever going to work.. Holy shit how did you do that"
Guy i never met: "I saw your show, Cancer is not fucking funny dude. How could you say that?."
And many, many more
A person I frequently play MW2 and L4D2 with (a person who also found it amusing to rename me to dragonfetus for some reason I hardly dare think too deeply about) shot me this message out of the blue:
Dragons, you have the loveliest voice, it's like the sound of a microwave oven on a hot summers day.
I've also had my voice compared to some 50 year old tv person (whose name currently eludes me) from England somewhere, although I'm 19 and from Norway.
Also, when I was going to school to become a chef I had an episode after which I became known as somewhat of a psychopath (Unbeknownst to me, I apparently look like I'm about to rape/murder/violate and/or things that probably would've resulted in the government burning down the entire city block rather than face the horrors within). We were standing at opposite ends of a table, making some bread dough, when she started singing, my curiosity sufficiently aroused, I looked up to see what had prompted this little recital whereupon she immediately backed off and stared at me like I just threatened to rape her with a pneumatic drill and swore she'd never do it again.
Dragons, you have the loveliest voice, it's like the sound of a microwave oven on a hot summers day.
I've also had my voice compared to some 50 year old tv person (whose name currently eludes me) from England somewhere, although I'm 19 and from Norway.
Also, when I was going to school to become a chef I had an episode after which I became known as somewhat of a psychopath (Unbeknownst to me, I apparently look like I'm about to rape/murder/violate and/or things that probably would've resulted in the government burning down the entire city block rather than face the horrors within). We were standing at opposite ends of a table, making some bread dough, when she started singing, my curiosity sufficiently aroused, I looked up to see what had prompted this little recital whereupon she immediately backed off and stared at me like I just threatened to rape her with a pneumatic drill and swore she'd never do it again.
"I've only known you for 2 hours and you are easily the funniest, most sarcastic bastard I have ever met!"
"You really will talk to anyone about anything won't you...not that I'm complaining..."
"How can you drink like this and not die?!"
"You really will talk to anyone about anything won't you...not that I'm complaining..."
"How can you drink like this and not die?!"
