Funniest things you have seen while you was out

[tomtom94]

I saw an advertisement for "Water Sofner" at a service station.

*sigh*

 

[boeingguy787]

I remember seeing these streetlamp Christmas decorations along the road. They were candles decorated with these holiday-berries at the bottom. Unfortunately, each decoration as a whole looked quite phallic. it gave me a chuckle.

 

[CoverYourHead]

"was out"...

A man taking a step (on a normal, flat street), missing completely, and falling flat on his face.

I'm pretty sure he was wasted.

 

[ejb626]

The metro station called Foggy Bottom used to crack me up but I've gotten older now, I'm mostly posting this because this thread has that glitch or whatever that hides the page numbers and I want to see everyone else's stories.

EDIT: Damn looks like thats it, well now I have to think of something, I recently saw two girls fighting and by fighting I mean standing and yelling at eachother so the entire world knows that one of them might have called the other one trashy in a text message. That made me laugh the issue was so trivial and they were just screaming their heads off like they had killed each other's families or something.

 

[Helimocopter]

I once saw a dude on a bike doing a bunch of jumps, then he tried to jump the curb, fucked up the jump, hit the curb, and go flying into the side of a trash can, i asked him if he was alright, and he gets pissed at me "why did you fuck me up like that!?"
me"not my fault you suck at this"
him"suck at what?"
me"life"
walk away

 

[Kragg]

There is a Metro station in Brussels, Belgium called 'Kunst Wet'. It's childish, but still amusing.

i don't get it ! and i live there (possibly why i don't get it)

Kunst is similar to the English word

Spoiler

****, which is both an insult and a word referring to a woman's genitalia. Combined with the word 'wet' it makes a crude reference.

To be honest I didn't find it that funny, it's the kind of thing that makes you smirk.

that's a pretty far leap imo i'd slap you in the back of the head if you'd make that joke in real life haha

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

The metro station called Foggy Bottom used to crack me up but I've gotten older now, I'm mostly posting this because this thread has that glitch or whatever that hides the page numbers and I want to see everyone elses stories.

Honestly, I'm only quoting to see what this glitch thing is all about.

Edit: My face - unhappy

 

[oppp7]

I saw a hobo with a sign that said, "Need $ for booze."
Honesty is always good.

 

[Legion]

There is a Metro station in Brussels, Belgium called 'Kunst Wet'. It's childish, but still amusing.

i don't get it ! and i live there (possibly why i don't get it)

Kunst is similar to the English word

Spoiler

****, which is both an insult and a word referring to a woman's genitalia. Combined with the word 'wet' it makes a crude reference.

To be honest I didn't find it that funny, it's the kind of thing that makes you smirk.

that's a pretty far leap imo i'd slap you in the back of the head if you'd make that joke in real life haha

I did say it was pretty bad. You can't expect much better from crude humour though to be fair. It's very rarely clever.

 

[Logic 0]

Reading some old 1980's comics at a store I just couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Billion Backs]

I saw this strange source of light in the sky...

I think people call it sun. It was pretty cool at first, but I couldn't figure out how to turn it off and got sunburn.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Saw a change tray at a gas station that said "Need a penny, take a penny; need two, take two; need more, get a job."

Thought it pretty funny. I have probably seen other stuff that was funnier, but I don't want to think that hard on a Saturday.

 

[Charli]

I had to walk past a 'Wigger'(Is that the medical term for that illness?) in full Gangsta-yo, attire on the street. The effort it took to keep all my face muscles completely neutral was gargantuan.

 

[sjarri]

-snip-

 

[JLML]

Oh my God, you're Swedish!

Hm, since I don't go out, I don't know...

English actually im in Norway atm

Dammit. Why are there so few Swedes here?

vi är inte så få faktist, det är bara du som kollar på fel ställe

OT: hmm... some guys driving like crazy in the middle of the town, with one hanging out the window with a bottle of beer in his hand? (it was extra funny because me and my friend had seen like 10 police cars driving around during that short while it took us to walk from one place to another (1-2 kilometers..))

 

[William Dickbringer]

let's see one time there was a box of ben gay and a sticker covered up the n so then it said be gay I wish I could have gotten a picture

 

[seamusotorain]

I saw an advertisement for "Water Sofner" at a service station.

*sigh*

I hope that the joke is the misspelling, not the fact that there is a product called water softener. If you have too much limestone in your water, it's "hard". Damages the heating elements on electric kettles and such.

I spent my last day of college yesterday dressed up in formal Victorian wear for a presentation, making me one of those weird things. Though I did see a guy dressed as a jester...

 

[JimJamJahar]

During the swine flu scare,when we were told to sneeze into our elbows to reduce the spread of the infection, a guy went sneeze into his elbow, but punched himself in the nose and broke it.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

A sign outside a Sears which had been arranged to read 'your hoes lye'. It's still there, too. It's about twenty feet off the ground, so I'm not sure how it happened...

I have a picture of it on my phone.

 

[Custard_Angel]

There was an auto repair shop in town with a sign saying "Best headjobs in town".

No joke. I think its gone now, but it was funny while it lasted.