Funniest things you have seen while you was out

[teh_gunslinger]

Someone had etched in a table at my usual booze hole: 'This is not the locale known as the city state of Sparta'. For some reason that tickled my funny bone that particular night.

And in the same style of OP: In a store they were selling assorted chains, only they had written 'Ass chains'. That made me lol.

 

[kurupt87]

Not seen, but heard. Two guys talking on the bus, conversation went like this:

Guy 1: They're not too bad you know, if there were no sluts there'd be alot less people in the world!
Guy 2: That's a great philosophy.
Guy 1: Yeah I know, needs a bit of re-wording though!

Edit: Actually, there is a pretty funny thing I've seen. You can make up your own minds about this fella. Personally, I think he is ever so slightly fucking mental.

Spoiler: Norwich Puppet Man

 

[DividedUnity]

I was in an underground bar in Kreutsberg in berlin. The thing on the door of the males toilets was a

Spoiler: crude language

woman giving a man a blowjob and the womans toilets was a woman being eaten out by a man.

There were also these little yellow notes everywhere. One was on the bathroom table that said "If youre doing coke here you know youve got too much money". Also the toilets were a clear plastic with razorblades and barbed wire inside them.

Also the bartender was dressed like a pirate

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I was in an underground bar in Kreutsberg in berlin. The thing on the door of the males toilets was a

Spoiler: crude language

woman giving a man a blowjob and the womans toilets was a woman being eaten out by a man.

There were also these little yellow notes everywhere. One was on the bathroom table that said "If youre doing coke here you know youve got too much money". Also the toilets were a clear plastic with razorblades and barbed wire inside them.

Also the bartender was dressed like a pirate

...no shit?

thats hilarious!

 

[Xeros]

I saw a kid boxing with a mailbox once. I found it very amusing.

 

[Calgetorix]

I was in a video store. They had sorted the films into categories by letters and alphabetically. Also, it was sorted in a vertical way. Now, the last film in the number category was "300". Below, the A-category started. It looked kind of like this:

Spoiler

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It sucks I don't have the original picture but I hope you can imagine what is was like!

 

[Chancie]

My friends and I once saw a Santa driving a school bus. xD We laughed pretty darn hard.

And later that same night, I saw a Santa that I think had been in a car accident. He was on the side of the road with a police officer and the front of his car was smashed.

(This was about a week before Christmas to explain all the Santas.)

 

[Shoggoth2588]

A snickers bar, half-melted on the sidewalk. It looked like dookie ^^

http://enmadaio2588.deviantart.com/art/DOOKIE-70285477

I couldn't get it as just a pic so, follow the link if you wanna see it

 

[Kragg]

There is a Metro station in Brussels, Belgium called 'Kunst Wet'. It's childish, but still amusing.

i don't get it ! and i live there (possibly why i don't get it)

Kunst is similar to the English word

Spoiler

****, which is both an insult and a word referring to a woman's genitalia. Combined with the word 'wet' it makes a crude reference.

To be honest I didn't find it that funny, it's the kind of thing that makes you smirk.

that's a pretty far leap imo i'd slap you in the back of the head if you'd make that joke in real life haha

I did say it was pretty bad. You can't expect much better from crude humour though to be fair. It's very rarely clever.

you'll love this, "artists" translates to "kunstenaars" ;D

 

[tomtom94]

I saw an advertisement for "Water Sofner" at a service station.

*sigh*

I hope that the joke is the misspelling, not the fact that there is a product called water softener. If you have too much limestone in your water, it's "hard". Damages the heating elements on electric kettles and such.

That was the joke, yes.

 

[Dapsen]

Well.. In Denmark we have a candy called "Spunk".

 

[Jfswift]

LOL!!! I can't top that. I did something a while back though, some people that were moving, packing computers into a box labeled, "Cumputers". *facepalm*

 

[Kouen]

Ive seen a car made up to look like a cow xD ill never forget that one

 

[Soxafloppin]

One day, we were sitting at the back of a bus, me and two friends.

Ontop one of the seats in front, there lay some cornflakes. I don't know why.

So were sitting there and this pensioner gets on, and he sits on the cornflakes...CRUNCH.

Massive case of "You had to be there."

 

[Kinguendo]

About 8 years ago, my grandmother was pointing out some directions for someone and a pigeon pooped on the end of her finger... hilarious moment for a 12 year old.

And this:

Spoiler

 

[Jazoni89]

Actually it was today i heard something funny about a guy selling flowers.

he was shouting this at the top of his voice for a full ten minutes in the streets

"a bucket of flowers for a fucking!!! fiver"

I think he was very desprate to sell those flowers.

 

[Kouen]

Actually it was today i heard something funny about a guy selling flowers.

he was shouting this at the top of his voice for a full ten minutes in the streets

"a bucket of flowers for a fucking!!! fiver"

I think he was very desprate to sell those flowers.

Hahahaha I can imagine that... worse i can imagine Aerith yelling that in the intro of FF7...

"A BUCKET OF FLOWERS FOR A FUCKING GIL!!!"

 

[Pegghead]

Once at school I walked past an office type room only to see a faithful recreation of trogdor on the white board, yes, this Trogdor

 

[seamusotorain]

I saw an advertisement for "Water Sofner" at a service station.

*sigh*

I hope that the joke is the misspelling, not the fact that there is a product called water softener. If you have too much limestone in your water, it's "hard". Damages the heating elements on electric kettles and such.

That was the joke, yes.

Good, you never know with the Internet...