funniest videogame or videogame parody quotes ever

[tonyh900]

this can be off the top of your head made up or can be taken from the game or parody itself
my favorite is from a machinima series called sanity not included:game: castle crashers: character alien hominid
eat my ass you human freak
knight gets killed
alien: can't touch this doww dow dow dow dow-dow dow-dow

 

[PurpleSky]

you double posted you should change the title of this to Please Delete Double Post

 

[tonyh900]

you double posted you should change the title of this to Please Delete Double Post

happy

 

[ToAsTy McBuTTeR]

1)"Freedom!"
"Freedom!!"
"FreeeeDOOM!!!"


2) "I will pluck out your EYES!"
"You can't! THAT is the purpose of the goggles!"


3) "I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."

-Psychonauts

 

[TheSuperiorXemnas]

I always laugh at Jenn and Kelly, who made up a few parody involving Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy such as: Demyx Time, The Sora Show, and the Shinra Files. A few of my favorites are:

"KAIRI! KAIRI! RIKU'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!" - Sora, The Sora Show

"WE SHOULD GO SWIMMING SORA! SWIMMING! NAKED! SWIMMING NAKED, WITH GUMMY BEARS!" - Riku, The Sora Show

-Saix Smashing Zexion's head into the wall while shouting- "TWI-LIGHT, ISN'T, LIT-TIRA-TURE!"- Saix,Demyx Time

-After Demeyx gets bubbles in his eyes and is blind- "NOW I KNOW HOW RIKU FEELS!" - Demyx, Demyx Time

"Dear Kadaj, how is mother? Is your mother well? FwaFwaFwa!" - Rufus, The Shinra Files

 

[tonyh900]

another parody that i've seen that is a song about assassin's creed 2 it is called ezio's stabby stabby song

 

[tonyh900]

1)"Freedom!"
"Freedom!!"
"FreeeeDOOM!!!"


2) "I will pluck out your EYES!"
"You can't! THAT is the purpose of the goggles!"


3) "I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."

-Psychonauts

haha i should remember to beat it so i can finish my second round of it tim schafer has great humor

 

[Dango]

From Samurai Warriors 2, my favorite quote is:

Katsuie Shibata- "I-I never lose!"

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"If you're having trouble using the interrogation system in this game, that's probably because there isn't one."

-Eat Lead!

 

[Terminate421]

"No, no, it was bigger than that. It looked like a wierd monkey dog thing!"

-Ben Carmine

^^ Also one of my favorite quotes ever.

 

[Subzerowings]

The only quote I can think of now is one from a Kingdom Hearts 2 parody:
Riku: "M-A-N-S-E-X"
-Kingdom Hearts on crack

What a coincidence that "mansex" has the same letters as the name of an old man that wears white fur coats (Xemnas).

 

[AlexGoBoom]

"I am the milk man my milk is delicious"

 

[Neo Wrighter]

Halo 3 pissed off brutes

"I'm going to eat you, ALIVE!!!!!"

"You killed my lover!"

Grunts:

"Poor you, stolen at the age of six and drafted into the military, waaaaaa-haaaaaa. Look, if you get me out of here alive i'll polish your boots. I'll shine your armor anything!" -secret grunt on last level

"It's the end of the world as we know it."

 

[Josh123914]

another parody that i've seen that is a song about assassin's creed 2 it is called ezio's stabby stabby song

parts of it that I like were,
1.theres a couple things that you should know, My uncle's name is mario
2.oh how do you like that a-nintendo?
3.killing is just part of my life, I'll even kill-a my own wife

 

[Tenkage]

I am Error

Heh very funny

 

[ww666]

Easy TF 2 Spy:

"May I Borrow your earpiece? This is scout, rainbows make me cry."

 

[Space Spoons]

I love every line from Left 4 Speed 2, especially Ellis' off-screen cries of "Kiddyland!", but the Coach bits are, by far, my favorite.
"FOOTBALL. *throws football at the Jockey attacking Ellis* YEAH."

 

[Delock]

I don't know if this counts but just about every page of Last Days of FOXHOUND is extrememly quotable.

 

[Kuroneko97]

There a lot of funny quotes from characters in the Gears of War series

Baird:

"Next time Dom has a plan, remind me to punch him in the face."

"These guys would have their Longshots surgically attached to their arms if they could. I mean, really, they already sleep with the damn things. [sniper aims at him] HEY GUYS, JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING!"

" Aw come on, I wouldn't do this to you!... Okay, maybe I would. "

Cole:

"Regr...Regroup? Ha, that's funny, man, is that what you call it when I save yo ass?"

"I always wanted a horsey, but it's a flyin' one. It ain't cool, but let's just get the fuck outta here."

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/470146 Gears of Awesome by Egoraptor