Funnist thing that happend to you in the last 24 hours?

[XJ-0461]

This is going to sound really immature, but I don't care.

My and some friends were in McDonalds, and one of them just started giggling. I must have given him some sort of quizzical look and he just said "erection."

We were both constantly laughing for around 5 minutes.

 

[Dyp100]

My GF ruined my weekened...

All I got.

 

[Monocle Man]

I bought a laptop with Windows Vista, the model is supported for the free upgrade to Windows 7.

The fact that the expectation I had after reading there is one vista-version that couldn't be upgraded for free was true is most amusing.
Home Basic isn't upgradable, unsurprisingly, that just happens to be the one on my laptop.

From the moment there are two or more of such events in a short time they become more amusing than bothersome.

 

[Logic 0]

I saw The men who stare at goats, I have kind of a boring life.

 

[Jaythulhu]

I had a woman launch into a huge, expletive filled feminist rant about how men are destroying the world by changing things that women need and making them complicated.

As far as I can tell, the catalyst was our new eftpos machines, which require you to insert your card instead of swiping it.

 

[crape]

lmao PERFECT TIMING!

I just returned from my mate's house. She has two FEMALE dogs. One tried humping the other.. I was a tad confused but it was just so funny to watch a girl dog hump her way after another girl dog! hahah then she came after my foot... i left lol

 

[historybuff]

Playing darts with cars and a cannon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i-op1aceUg

Dude, that's awesome!

 

[dududf]

Hrmm...

2 people trolled me, and I sneezed and fell down the stairs.

 

[thest3alth]

I ate Sushi. And Chicken Teriyaki.

 

[traceur_]

My sister, who is incredibly arachnophobic, was sitting on the couch next to me while I was playing Dragon Age: Origins. I was fighting a bunch of guys and I decided to switch to Morrigan and shape-shift into a giant spider, I said "Hey Ash, check this out!" and she looked at the screen and shrieked in fright.

It was hilarious.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I got a Japanese Shiny Ho-oh off the GTS today. I think that's more in the awesome category.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Just watchin' Red vs Blue.
"I'll go get my baseball racket."

 

[Mozared]

I guess you caught me on a bad day, it's "watching the dinner scene from 'The Little Mermaid'".

 

[RanD00M]

I went to the store.It has been a fucking slow day for me.

 

[Wayte]

Me and my brother were playing air hockey at Peter Piper Pizza, and my friend was standing at the table watching us. You know when you hit the puck just right and it gets some air? Well I did that and it sailed right into my buddies balls.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I was pulled over by a cop and started being a smartass to him because he just pulled me over cause Im young, so he checks my car for shit and brethalizes my ass. They find nothing. his fellow officer called him a dumbass for wasting their time as they left

 

[rhyno435]

Well, today Batman Arkham Asylum glitched on me when I was half way through on hard, and now every time I load that file there's no floor and I go falling through into nothingness.

My entire save file is useless now. Isn't that hilarious?

I don't care that much actually because I already have 77% of the trophies, and beating on hard would ony bring it up to the low 80s.

Another thing happened too! I dropped a piece of pizza (not very good pizza BTW), I picked it up but I didn't notice some toppings fell off. Then when I got up to leave the room, I stepped in said toppings. Wasn't a good feeling.

 

[Junkle]

My soccer team won 10-1. Two of our goals were them scoring on themselves.

how exactly did they score on themselves?

OT: nothing funny really happened except my phone batteries died while having an important conversation with my boss -.-" I called him back and apologized though, he was laughing I wasn't..

One of them was from a corner kick. Our player kicked it almost straight at the goalie, the goalie and one of his defenders went up for it, the goalie got thrown off by said defender, both missed the ball and the goalie's shoulder bumped it in.
The other was from one of their defenders trying to kick it away but ended up putting it in the goal. Woops.

 

[Karlaxx]

I was playing Planetside (Warning: I -will- descend into the lingo of said game) with a couple of my outfit buddies, and we had pulled out a Vindicator- a huge, slow moving troop transport with some guns that is also known as a Boom Bus, Suicide Bus, or a Shaggin' Wagon.

It was just the driver and three gunners, and we were traveling cross country to an enemy installation, and we pass an enemy tank on the road, which promptly turns to fire on us. Our guns rotate back and begin firing, while our driver-who hadn't slept in two days and was really not fit to drive- kept on going straight. We were busy shooting the tank, and the driver was too out of it to notice, but we were heading for a cliff.

He drove right over it, and we ended up vertical. The Boom Bus has a toally square front, so were just sitting on that, unable to move, as the enemy tank drove over the same cliff, cruised over us, turned around, and proceeded to get 4 kills. The whole time, we were laughing. So hard. With no real reason, we were sitting there, screaming our laughter into Ventrilo for a full two minutes.

And this happens in some way or another every time we hop into the 'Wagon. xD