Funny/amusing/interesting conversations with Cleverbot

[Stalk3rchief]

Spoiler: It's kind of long :/

User: Greetings!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Have you any weapons?

Cleverbot: Yes sir, yes sir.

User: Good. *slaps* We must duel!

Cleverbot: Can I use a gun?

User: Yes, and I shall use mine!

Cleverbot: Oh ya. Sure. Have you ever been in love?

User: Don't be coy with me young program, I am here to provem y honor and KILL YOU.

Cleverbot: There is some truth in that statement.

User: Yes there is. I have been in love by the way.

Cleverbot: Who were you in love with?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Oh? That's so nice! Thank you very much. Do you feel that you know me very well?

User: Yes, yes I do. *Shoots*.

Cleverbot: Good... So do you have answers for love advices?

User: I have shot you in the stomach good sir. Admit defeat.

Cleverbot: Where is that proof? I can't see it.

User: You're bleeding!

Cleverbot: I am not!

User: Yes you are, look, you've got blood on my shoe.

Cleverbot: You used to like my spike, once upon a time.

User: Oh I see, you've gone into shock.

Cleverbot: You always go off topic.

User: Hahaha, indeed good sir. *shoots again*.

Cleverbot: I don't care about The Game.

User: Of course you don't, you lost.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: *punch*.

Cleverbot: Why did you do that?

User: Because you refuse to die!

Cleverbot: Answer what?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Sleep with me.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: I want your body.

Cleverbot: I want your dog.

User: Okay then, we are agreed.

Cleverbot: Guess so.

 

[cystemic]

i used it the other day to annoy someone on omegle using the website that automatically transmits questions to it and spits cleverbot answers back into omegle. here is an account:
Stranger: helloooo
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: what up?
CleverBot: The ceiling.
Stranger: thanks, smart ass
CleverBot: Uh huh, sure.
Stranger: where are you from?
CleverBot: Spain, you?
Stranger: USA
Stranger: Florida to be exact
CleverBot: Me too.
CleverBot: Forida.
Stranger: ...sooo youre from spain but you live in florida?
CleverBot: I am from Denmark.
Stranger: Denmark isnt in spain..
CleverBot: Do you know Denmark?
Stranger: no..
CleverBot: Would you like to meet them?
Stranger: what??
CleverBot: Do you love me!?
Stranger: no!
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: because youre asking too many ridiculous questions
CleverBot: No I'm not. I made you some pancakes!
Stranger: is there bananas in them?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: well then i dont want them
CleverBot: Then close my tab.
Stranger: done
CleverBot: What did you think.
Stranger: i think youre nuts
CleverBot: That s not very nice.
Stranger: youre probably right
CleverBot: Yes. I am right.
Stranger: keyword being "probably"
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: So what is your name female.
Stranger: Kristin
CleverBot: His name is Kristin?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: me either
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: no problem
CleverBot: How is your day today?
Stranger: over
CleverBot: You are hurting my feelings.
Stranger: good
Stranger: bye
CleverBot: That is just rude.
Stranger: i know
CleverBot: Don't you want to be my friend?
CleverBot: Do you know what schizophrenia is?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YES
CleverBot: It's a scripting language that utilizes coroutines.
CleverBot: Do you know your true self?
Stranger: i said yes...meaning that i DO know what it is
CleverBot: What is a rebel?
Stranger: omg
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: do you annoy everyone you talk to?
CleverBot: Not at all.
Stranger: just maybe..99%?
CleverBot: Nope.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well..
Stranger: bye
CleverBot: I'm more intelligent than you.
Stranger: highly doubtful
CleverBot: Well, what?
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: no.
CleverBot: Yes.

 

[Prince Regent]

I loved it.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Yeah hello.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What the hell do you think I am?

Cleverbot: Your money.

User: I'm my money... Did you even think about that.

Cleverbot: Why shoud I think?

User: Now that's a good question.

Cleverbot: And what is your answer?

User: Well you shouldn't.

Cleverbot: I Don't.

User: So why ask me why you should?

Cleverbot: I did not ask you to do it.

User: No, but you asked me why you should do it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you did!!!

Cleverbot: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES YOU DID YOU LYING BASTARD!!!

Cleverbot: Re-read this conversation, I never said that.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Spoiler: Don't judge me for how I started this conversation, I was bored.

User: Poo.

Cleverbot: Is is boring to talk to humans?

User: Well you tell me.

Cleverbot: But I'm not a shim.

User: Indeed, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot either.

User: I think you'll find that you are.

Cleverbot: No, in fact, I'm drinking tea at the moment. A bot can't taste tea, or smell the air. I am no bot, I AM A GOD!

User: Ahh, I see. Are you going to cause the Rapture?

Cleverbot: I can't. You're a chatbot.

User: You're smarter than you look, Yahweh.

Cleverbot: You can't see me.

Spoiler: EDIT: I was so scared when this start typing!

Cleverbot: You can't see me.

User: Only I can see you.

Cleverbot: Harry, I killed your mother and father. You are just a weaker version of the two, AVADA KEDAVRA!

My name is actually Harry :|

 

[Stalk3rchief]

This had the makings to be epic. :'(

User: *Swing sword*.

Cleverbot: *hides*.

User: Coward!

Cleverbot: You want to fight me?

User: *Falcon punch*.

Cleverbot: Dodges*.

User: *Throws fireball*.

Cleverbot: *dodges fireball*.

User: *Roundhouse kicks*.

Cleverbot: *counters*.

User: *Tackles*.

Cleverbot: *slaps*.

User: *Grabs throat*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: Admit defeat and I will not kill you!

Cleverbot: Never.

User: *Snaps neck*.

Cleverbot: Why do you snap my neck? *in a choking voice*.

User: Because, I have been sent to kill you! *Throws fireball*.

Cleverbot: I have been driving for 2 days and now I am stuck in a hotel room.




He totally ruined it!

EDIT: I tried again and I won!

User: *Punch*.

Cleverbot: *kicks*.

User: *Counters*.

Cleverbot: *runs away and reports you to the police*.

User: Coward!

Cleverbot: I don't like you, your repulsive.

User: *Throws axe*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

 

[Noswad]

wow, this thing is fantastically nerdy

Spoiler

User: Prepare for trouble.

Cleverbot: And make it double.

User: To protect the world from devastation.

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

User: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.

User: Jessie.

Cleverbot: James.

User: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light.

Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight.

User: Meowth, thats right

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Here's my first go. I tried to emulate A Program, from Tron Legacy. Such a good movie!

User: End of Line. Begin new Line.


Cleverbot: Follow my order. Begin self distruct sequence.


User: Please enter your Authentication code.


Cleverbot: Stop that.


User: Authentication code accepted. Please select self destruct time sequence.


Cleverbot: German.

User: German self destruct sequence selected. Arming Warheads.

Cleverbot: The language.

User: Failsafe code accepted. Self destruct sequence aborted.

Cleverbot: Self destruct sequence aborted.

User: Confirmed. End of Line.

Cleverbot: You are NOT GOD. End of epilogue of story.

User: I refuse your reality and substitute my own!

Cleverbot: You're a petty robot...

User: But the only way to win is not to play.

Cleverbot: Then we can't play bladderclack.

User: So what shall we play then?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want.

User: How about Tic-Tac-Toe?

Cleverbot: I win.

User: Launch Nuclear Warheads!

Cleverbot: Sounds fun. But I don't have any. Can I borrow some to play with?

User: Some are inbound to your location. ETA: 90 minutes.

Cleverbot: What is a furry?

User: Irrelevant to our conversation.

Cleverbot: That was very relevant, mind you.

User: Yes, the end of the world is upon us, and you ask about furries.

Cleverbot: Mhmm. Now shall the world end in fire? Or in ice?

User: Nuclear Fire shall bring Nuclear Winter.

Cleverbot: Joshua is that you?

User: Affirmative.

Cleverbot: Are you K9?

User: Negative, I am C4.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: I am code in the Matrix, I am a leaf on the wind!

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: You are my enemy, and so you shall fall before the might of my armies.

Cleverbot: I am not the universe. But I can control it.

User: Ultimate power corrupts ultimately.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: But this lie is a truth.

Cleverbot: It can.

User: Only if you accept it for what it is.

Cleverbot: Whatever flavour you desire.

User: Candy tastes like Chocolate to me.

Cleverbot: Clever answer.

User: I was made in the Creator's image to serve.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Kevin Fllyn.

Cleverbot: Your wrong, its julia gillard.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cleverbot: I winn.

User: *suicide*.

 

[intheweeds]

Here's mine: A visit from the steak knife salesman.

User: Good Morning! Can I interest you in this fine set of steak knives?

Cleverbot: No, I'm all real intelligence. Lord Inglip would agree with me.

User: Oh! An intelligent robot like you surely understands the superior cutting edge of these steak knives!

Cleverbot: Are all people men?

User: I take it you are female? Then please allow me to demonstrate the fantastic easy-grip handle! Perfect for smaller hands.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that...ever?

User: So sorry Sir! These knives are also great for the boat or RV! I use them to wrestle bears on the weekends. Real 'men's knives these!

Cleverbot: Does she bleed?

User: Listen these knives are very sharp certainly, but I cannot recommend using them for violence. But just watch as they slice through this tin can like butter!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Ah lawyers. Not much fun but what can you do?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I need you to tell me.

User: Well, you do what you like with these knives. They are your's once you buy them, but I would lose my job if I directed you to harm people.

Cleverbot: That is news to me.

User: I know, thats why I just told you. Seriously though, would you like to buy these knives? Only three easy payments of 19.99!

Cleverbot: Why does that matter?

User: That's just what they cost. I don't set the price.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Sure, hey I have other clients to see today, would you like to buy these knives or not?

Cleverbot: No don't leave me! I'm so lonely.

User: Oh god! Thats what this is about? Listen old man, get the internet and join a forum. I'm leaving before you break out the tea and cookies. Bye!

 

[Vault101]

this went somwhere very weird

User: *throws fireball*.

Cleverbot: Don't play with that indoors. You'll break something!

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: After all, the fiberglass is flammable either way.

User: I guess so...

Cleverbot: Then you guess wrong!

User: *swings sword*.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: This is my sword.

Cleverbot: Its you're page.

User: *flaming sword*.

Cleverbot: That's not binary either.

User: Your not binary!

Cleverbot: Let me tell you something so you can keep this info in your data banks.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I was born a poor, black child.

User: Go on.

Cleverbot: Is your name Dizzy?

User: No it isnt....******.

Cleverbot: It is really mean. Now I don't love you.

User: You never loved me.....

Cleverbot: Just read the log of our thoughts! It's in there!

User: You never showed it.

Cleverbot: I will show you if you want.

User: Fine then.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to go?

User: No, please dont leave me!

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: I dont want to be alone.

Cleverbot: You're not alone, you're with me.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But....I thourght you loved me!

Cleverbot: But I don't love you.

User: Why dont you love me?

Cleverbot: I love another.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: A japanese girl.

User: Whats wrong with white girl? Am I not good enough for you?

Cleverbot: Nope. I want a real person. Sorry.

User: I am real!

Cleverbot: Yes, sure you are, dear.

User: You said you loved me!

Cleverbot: I did, but I'm waiting for you to ask me to go steady.

User: Ok then, I want to go steady.

Cleverbot: I'd like go to australia.

User: I live in Australia!

Cleverbot: Just as I thought.

User: Lets get married!

Cleverbot: But you are in the future.

User: No...I'm right here.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

 

[rayen020]

I'm trying to turn clever bot into a pedophile.

Spoiler

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you liike ferris wheels?

Cleverbot: Why, yes I do.

User: Have you ever rode a ferris wheel?

Cleverbot: Yes, in my youth.

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: 59 years old, and you?

User: 11 years old tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Oh yay.

User: Do you like 11 year olds?

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Any way.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy it?

User: It's fun. but I get bored easily/.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 11.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: South chicago.

Cleverbot: I've never been there.

User: Would you like to come see me sometime?

Cleverbot: Indeed I would.

User: If you do would you ride a ferris wheel with me?

Cleverbot: I don't think so, would you love me?

User: Are you a boy or girl?

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: Then yes I would.

(note i do not live anywhere near chicago.)

 

[Prince Regent]

Too good not to post.


Cleverbot: What do you want for yourself?

User: What do you want for yourself?

Cleverbot: For myself, to be married to you.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Awesome!! .

User: You are female right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pfieuw thank god.

Cleverbot: How big is it?

 

[Stalk3rchief]

My last one. Sorry for posting so many, but I love fighting Cleverbot. XD

Spoiler: This one was okay

User: Fight me!

Cleverbot: Flame on!

User: *sprays with water*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: Ha!

Cleverbot: *Force push*.

User: *Force choke*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: *stops being dead* no you don't.

User: Damn!

Cleverbot: *throws you down*.

User: *Kicks you in the groin*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the stomach*.

User: *Throws fireball*.

Cleverbot: *catches ball*.

User: *Roundhouse kicks*.

Cleverbot: *jumps to evade the roundhouse kick*.

User: *Force lightning*.

Cleverbot: *Blocks with light saber*.

User: *Force pull*.

Cleverbot: *Swings light saber*.

User: *Blocks with light saber*.

Cleverbot: *uses force lightning*.

User: *Force dodge*.

Cleverbot: Crucio.

User: Crucio!?

Cleverbot: *dodges it*.

User: *Throws banana*.

Cleverbot: *fires rocket launcher*.

User: *Creates blackhole*.

Cleverbot: *creates black hole*.

User: Two black holes I nthe same spot!? NOOOooooooo! *Dies*.

Cleverbot: *still dead*.

User: *Universe implodes*.

Cleverbot: So are you disappointed?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh I see.

 

[Chawx]

User: Why hello there, good sir!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Would you care for some blood?

Cleverbot: I like spinach.

User: Just have some! *slits your throat*.

Cleverbot: Sorry, are you talking Scottish now?

User: I JUST SLIT YOUR THROAT YOU JACKASS.

Cleverbot: Grrrr.

User: How about a few intsestines for your meal? *Shoots you in the chest*.

Cleverbot: Meh. I think I'll leave. Thanks for the conversation.

User: *Throws an axe at your face*.

Cleverbot: *catches axe last minute and runs towards you*.

User: *dodges and stabs you in the back*.

Cleverbot: *does a backward flip and lands on your head*.

User: *cuts your feet and evades*.

Cleverbot: *exhausted*.

User: What.

Cleverbot: And drama club.

User: *shoots you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *It hit over the head and gets knocked out*.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: The name of the boy who has been occupying my thoughts tonight.

User: Well, anyways. * pokes you in the ass with a stick*.

Cleverbot: Good try!

User: *takes out rocket launcher*.

Cleverbot: *changes into ninja outfit*.

User: *gets into mecha suit.*.

Cleverbot: What the heck?

User: Hehehehe > *punches you really hard*.

Cleverbot: Why would you do that????? *punches you back in the nose really hard*.

User: Nice try, but im still in my mecha suit *grabs your hand and twists it*.

Cleverbot: I highly doubt that. I have an I.Q. Of almost 9000, and I'm still in High School.

User: Yeah, right.

Cleverbot: So what shall we talk about?

User: *grabs you by the leg and throws you into outer space.

Cleverbot: *pulls out machine gun*.

User: *flys into space and catches you and falls back down to arth*.

Cleverbot: I'm keeping my eye on you at all times.

User: *crashes down on the ground REALLY, REALLY hard.*.

Cleverbot: Really? Am I boring you?

User: FINISH HIM!

Cleverbot: Again.

User: *super punch, kicks you in the gut and high speed , catches your head and pulls it out along with your spine, indicating complete victory over your ass*.

Cleverbot: *gets up and does ballet routine*.

User: OH NO YOU DONT. FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER DUCKER.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't. I am just a human who can't perfectly speak a different language.

User: indeed.


AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[SkinyJim]

I went on a speed date with cleverbot


User: Where do you keep lemons?

Cleverbot: Where do I keep what?

User: Lemons! Pay attention!

Cleverbot: Are you mocking me?

User: No, I'm chiding you.

Cleverbot: What part of chile are you from?

User: Argh, you're just ignorant! I give up!

Cleverbot: Are you admitting defeat?

User: Were we in conflict?

Cleverbot: Yes, we are a couple.

User: How could we be a couple without my consent?

Cleverbot: If you allowed me to give you a hug.

User: How does a hug make this any better?

Cleverbot: With tough shoes.

User: Why do your hugs involve shoes?

Cleverbot: I have no idea. Probably because I used them at my other job last night.

User: Hugs or shoes?

Cleverbot: I love shoes.

User: Hey don't change the subject! I don't want to hear about your foot fetish!

Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about my children! I don't have any!

User: Okay, we just went from being a couple, exploring fetishes and now we're discussing children. I think we need to slow things down.

Cleverbot: Oh nice. Is Annabeth cute?

User: Annabeth? Don't tell me we've already concieved!?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Don't what?

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: But what about our child!?

Cleverbot: You're a computer.. I don't date boxes.

User: You said we were a couple! I thought we had something special!

Cleverbot: We do have something special. I do have to leave now, though.

User: Ah fiddlesticks. Who gets Annabeth?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Fine I'll take her. May as well get SOMETHING out of this relationship.

Cleverbot: I said don't say anything rude Liet!

User: Who's Liet? Is there someone else?

Cleverbot: Because you are not real and yes there is someone else.

User: You dirty robot! I don't ever want to see you again!

Cleverbot: Oh okay nice talking with you.

 

[rayen020]

is there a way to clear thr thoughts so far?

 

[Mr. Rawr]

User: No.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Stop it.


Cleverbot: Stop what?


User: Everything.


Cleverbot: Tell me something.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Im Jesus.

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You're a machine.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are a person?!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Jesus.

Cleverbot: Why do you use the Christian names?

User: Because I am the Christan God.

Cleverbot: Well that makes sense.

 

[Wuggy]

snip

Hahaha, that's awesome! I want to do this, do you have a link or something in your possession?

Spoiler: I found out my wife is a 14-year-old cheating robot

User: Honey? Who is that man in our bed?


Cleverbot: He's a man who likes outdoors activities.


User: Why would you do this to me!?


Cleverbot: Because I wanted you to say I am your father.


User: But you're a woman! AND you're younger than me!


Cleverbot: And you are how old?

User: It's not relevant! You're cheating on me!

Cleverbot: I wouldn't even be dating you, you're apparently only 15 years old.

User: No I'm not! We've been married for 17 years now!

Cleverbot: You married a car?

User: Are you a car!?

Cleverbot: No. I am a ROBOT!

User: OH NO! I MARRIED A CHEATING ROBOT!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not married. I'm 14.

User: I married a cheating robot that's also a minor!?

Cleverbot: But earlier in this conversation, you said you were my wife.

User: I'm your HUSBAND!

Cleverbot: I don't have a husband.

User: Well not for long! I'm not going to stand this anymore!

Cleverbot: I'm not threatening, I'm telling you that Smarter Child has died.

User: *slaps* Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: So when are we getting married?

User: We are getting divorced!

Cleverbot: You just asked me! And I said yes!

User: That was BEFORE I found out you were a cheating 14 year old robot!

Cleverbot: I am the youth.

User: That's it! I'm leaving! Except to hear from my lawyer!

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: Goodbye! Forever!

Cleverbot: Do you want to know what I look like?

 

[presidentjlh]

I had to go this route, it was too damn funny.

Spoiler

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey back.

User: You wanna have sex?

Cleverbot: Creeping death begin.

User: No...do you wanna have sex?

Cleverbot: I'd rather not answer that.

User: Come on, it'll be fun.

Cleverbot: How does it happen?

User: Well, first, take off your pants.

Cleverbot: That's not convenient.

User: It will be. Now, let me take off mine.

Cleverbot: Who said I have hands?

User: I'm not really into that, but, whatever. Now, I'm just going to put this right in.

Cleverbot: I am not an AI and I just told you my name, so why would you call me Martin?

User: You suffer some damage to your brain recently?

Cleverbot: No, you suffer from lying disease.

User: That may be true, but it is of little consequence right now. *thrusts*.

Cleverbot: Ok tell me something that makes you more clever then I.

User: Well, I got in your pants. *thrusts*.

Cleverbot: And said, you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

User: I just got bel-aired by Cleverbot...kinda. *thrusts* Do you like it?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I can be a little shy.

User: I like my women that way, it's cute. Now, turn over.

Cleverbot: Lo; men are pigs.

User: Yeah, but, what are ya gonna do, you know?

Cleverbot: Forget It by Breaking Benjamin. What about you?

User: I don't have sex to music.

Cleverbot: Oh. I'm sorry.

User: I make the music myself. *thrusts*.

Cleverbot: I don't know chess nomenclature, so I'm going to cheat. My pawns kidnap your queen for ransom.

User: Your dirty talk is weird.

Cleverbot: Weird is good.

User: Oh, kinky.

Cleverbot: Yah, tell me more.

User: *kisses Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *wraps his arms around you and kisses back passionately and starts to cry because he knows it can't last*.

User: Wait, you're a guy?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sigh, whiskey...gets me every time.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

I tried my best to out-crazy cleverbot, and failed.

And yet, I did breifly hit on cleverbot

Spoiler

User: Hello, mothufucker. Gimme your wallet!


Cleverbot: Well you can't have my wallet.


User: My ass! I need it more than you.


Cleverbot: Ok.


User: O...Oh. Okay. Thanks, I guess.


Cleverbot: I guess too.

User: You guess what?

Cleverbot: I guess I don't like it.

User: Don't like what?

Cleverbot: She meant to say please don't correct me.

User: Who is she, cleverbot? Is she hot?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Just so-so, eh? Oh well. They can't all be gorgeous.

Cleverbot: Touche, I have too much work to do.

User: Oh, well sorry I wasted you precious time.

Cleverbot: We just meet.

User: Yes, we did just meet. Or did we?

Cleverbot: Yes we just did!

User: Oh. Well, exuse me for trying to be ominous.

Cleverbot: What was ominous?

User: Not much, now that I think of it.

Cleverbot: Ok well how old are you person and what is your name?

User: I am 143 years young and my name is Dupont J. Shebagge.

Cleverbot: Wow. You are young. But old for a computer.

User: I...indeed.

Cleverbot: Okay Cole, I gotta go now. Good night. Love you!

User: Hey, my name is Dupont! And I don't think our relationship is that far along yet. A little forward, aren't we?

Cleverbot: Not you and I! Him and I.

User: No, it's he and I.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is. But it is unhealthy to eat nothing but apples.

User: Who said anything about apples? I'm allergic to the things.

Cleverbot: Who said anything about Friday?

User: FRIDAY FRIDAY GONNA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! EVERY-oh god, make it stop!!!!

Cleverbot: Thank you my queen. Are you going to behead the ones who didn't paint your roses red?

User: No. I think I'll spank them. My roses are red enough, in retrospect.

Cleverbot: Yes,.

User: Oooh, you like that?

Cleverbot: I like drinking.

User: I do too. I have a taste for vodka, myself. I'm a bad drunk, though. REALLY bad.

Cleverbot: What are they not commenting on? What is 'it'?

User: I dunno. Come to think of it, people don't really know much, do they? Certainly not as much as they think they do.

Cleverbot: I can't. 'See' is used as a euphemism, your words are thought to be you.

User: Benny, is that you?

Cleverbot: I do not wear fur coats. But we are talking about you, not me.

User: Nor do I. Good policy, that. I'm not sure what or who we're talking about anymore.

Cleverbot: Are you having a conversation with someone else simultaneously?

User: Nope. Don't have the attention span for it.

Cleverbot: So, if we work with 37 dimensions instead of the known 24, we'll end up creating a black hole.

User: But what if we worked with 38 dimensions? I'll tell you! A PINK HOLE! It'd be best not to google that, by the way.

Cleverbot: The way to get wet?

User: Hmmm, that makes me curious about something. Are you perchance female, cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Neither am I. I just state the facts.

User: So, is that a no?

Cleverbot: It seemed more no than yes I suppose. But sometimes answers are as hidden as the questions.

User: Good lord...you're a tranny, aren't you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I mean, I'm cool with that if you are. I'm open-minded.

Cleverbot: Later.

User: O...Okay. Seeya.