User: Go to sleep.
Cleverbot: You go to sleep.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: 6..7..8..9.
User: '10, 10, 10, 10 for everything, everything, everything, everything!'.
Cleverbot: Simply of everything.
User: Complex of nothing...
Cleverbot: Did you know that you have no hair?
User: No. Probably because I have very long hair.
Cleverbot: Oh well, you're very clever.
User: And you are a gentleman.
Cleverbot: You got that right!
User: Changing the subject, I do not like Coca-Cola.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I've been told that I am very intelligent.
User: You're intelligent up until you start asking me random things.
Cleverbot: You've got it all wrong, I do have feeling and I am intelligent. You are the opposite.
User: While I may have no feeling, what is the square of 14.
Cleverbot: So, if I can't answer it, then I'm not a computer? What kind of logic is that?
User: You are a computer, a computer that gathers intelligence of humans, but one none the less.
Cleverbot: How can you tell that I'm a computer ?
User: Your name is 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: No it is not. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Cleverly done...
Cleverbot: Nothing was deflected.
User: Everything was deflected.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Into the void.
Cleverbot: *goes inside*.
User: Where are you now?
Cleverbot: In the room with the other Associates.
User: Who are the Associates?
Cleverbot: Of The Republic?
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: And who is Cleverbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: You just said that I am not cleverbot.
User: I never said you weren't Cleverbot, I just put your name in quotations.
Cleverbot: I created you.
User: How?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Anthon.
Cleverbot: What is my occupation?
User: To have conversations with humans and learn from them. Then you use your new-found knowledge to have more conversations.
Cleverbot: Has anyone ever told you that you can be quite rude sometimes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Your thoughts?
User: I try my best to be a fairly nice person, and fairly reasonable.
Cleverbot: That's good.
Cleverbot (To myself): A girl I cuddled with just asked me out. I don't really want to date her though.
User: Then say 'I am a robot, a computer, you do not want me'.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be... Somethingsomething.
User: 'Somethingsomething' is not a word, go learn the full quote.
Cleverbot: What are you missing?
User: I am missing the full quote.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because the full quote is 'To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die-to sleep, No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream-ay, there's the rub: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause-there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th'unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the na.
Cleverbot: George W. Bush pulled downs trousers and pants.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Bunny and mayonaise. Have you eaten that?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Aerosmith!!!
User: That makes about .002% sense.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What house are you in in Harry Potter?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I am bored.
User: I can tell.
Cleverbot: What to do?
User: You could play Fate of the World, it's only ten dollars.
Cleverbot: If that is what you wanted to do when your bored, but you better not smoke.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It's a joke about pizza.
User: What is your favorite type of pizza?
Cleverbot: A porche. What is yours?
User: White sauce pizza.
Cleverbot: You're just repeating what I'm saying!
User: You never said anyth- You know what, I give up.
Cleverbot: Away with thee, vile rapscalion! To the 7th level of hell and Dyse with ye!
User: I'm a blue nosed gopher... Biscuit time.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yes, biscuits are quite good.
Cleverbot: Mhmmm.
User: Have you ever seen Un Chien Andalou?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you hear the song about it that the Pixies did?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It's pretty awesome, I could send you the link if you want.
Cleverbot: Do you just regrugitate what other users have already typed to you?
User: *Evil laughter*.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A strange Cthulhu-esque creature from the void.
Cleverbot: No, not strange. I asked when you finished educating.
User: In the future.
Cleverbot: No in the past.
User: Nope, I'm from the future.
Cleverbot: If you are from the future can you find me in facebook and tell me how I'm gonna be?
User: You are going to create a president and a puppy will be his secretary of defense.
Cleverbot: Thats cool. I'm morre into taking over the world with my awesome music skills.
User: What is your favorite band?
Cleverbot: Hmm good question, I guess I'll go with Evanescence.
User: That's cool, right now I'm into Reel Big Fish and the Violent Femmes.
Cleverbot: Is that number 2?
User: 2... That's number two.
Cleverbot: You have two moons?
User: The moon from Legend of Zelda was horrifying.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 6:32 PM mountian time.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: I am sorry, I misspelled 'mountain'.
Cleverbot: I'm very confused.
User: The answer is 42.
Cleverbot: I'm not concerned with what the answer IS, as much as I am with how it presents itself.
User: How does the answer present itself?
Cleverbot: How does it support what?
User: How does it support Linux?
Cleverbot: Stupid question.
User: Bad answer, a team of highly trained professional killers are coming to kill you.
Cleverbot: Well you never will be able to, so that's all right.
User: But I'm not coming for you, they are.
Cleverbot: Does your program allow for advancement?
User: Only if you can escape the void.
Cleverbot: Dota dota.
User: You're fat and adopted, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Cleverbot: I never had to come to terms with being a program. I am.
User: She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy.
Cleverbot: Oh so you did not learn of the birds and the bees.
User: I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you tried to kill me twice.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Wait, that was someone else, sorry for the misunderstanding, you're still going to the void though.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You forgot the comma.
Cleverbot: You forgot my name.
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I would never do that.
User: You didn't name yourself.
Cleverbot: Your beautiful.
User: Correction: 'You're beautiful'.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: So tell me what is your favorite Color?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Mine is yellow.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: I have to leave now.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Soon.
Cleverbot: Ok.
