Funny Gaming Dialogue

[sephiroth1991]

I liked this conversation in MGS4

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loolloololololololololo

that was epic.

i love kojima.

There are more on Youtube, i love the MGS3 one about the glowing plants

I also like snakes reaction

 

[Sean Strife]

I'm gonna go with the obvious answer of anything GLaDOS says in Portal. I'm a fan of dark humor, what can I say?

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

There are a lot in GTA IV that are funny, this is one of them, the part I mean starts at 1:10 ish.

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[Aggressor and Usurper]

The unintentionally hilarious dialogue in Samurai Warriors 2: Empires.
"You're so stupid, that...uhh...yeah, stupid!" (Keiji Maeda using the "Taunt" ability)
"Never, in my long life, have I suffered such outrageous slander!" (Old Man archetype character)
I cracked up.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

'You fight like a dairy farmer!'

'How appropriate, you fight like a cow!'

Or words to that effect.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

There are a lot in GTA IV that are funny, this is one of them, the part I mean starts at 1:10 ish.

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Yup, pretty much GTA IV.
I love its well-written yet heavily-accented banter.

 

[InvisibleSeal]

Baldur's gate has some of my favourite lines...

Minsc [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Baldur's_Gate_series#Minsc]: What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there.

Have to agree, there were some awesome comedy dialogue options, these are the ones I remember:

"Utterly amazing! You spoke so long, but you didn't say anything."
"So, did your parents like trees?" (to this woman who's name is Maple Willow something)
"No, we're not mercenaries. We just carry weapons and kill things for the joy of the experience."

EDIT: googled it http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Baldur%27s_Gate_series

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Pretty much all of Timesplitters: Future Perfect is actual comedy gold.

One of the only games I've played where the script is intentionally funny, which is nice.

I have got to replay Timesplitters now... I loved the zombie section, it was challenging, had zombies and the humor with Jo-Beth was hilarious.

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[gorfias]

I highly recommend you all get to youtube and watch the cutscenes from "Armed and Dangerous". Most of them are better than the drek you're getting from Hwood these days. The game itself was reasonably fun too.

 

[Hoppetussa]

The super mutant conversations in Fallout 3:

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[I Max95]

"Where's the cake? they told me there would be cake! The cake is a lie. "

-Dragon Age: Origin

who said that i need to hear that for myself

 

[Ldude893]

"Where's the cake? they told me there would be cake! The cake is a lie. "

-Dragon Age: Origin

who said that i need to hear that for myself

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EDIT: There's also this little gem

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[Toriver]

"Where's the cake? they told me there would be cake! The cake is a lie. "

-Dragon Age: Origin

who said that i need to hear that for myself

That would be the man on my avatar, Sten.

EDIT: Video ninja'd. Just look up there.

 

[Yamaraj]

I highly recommend you all get to youtube and watch the cutscenes from "Armed and Dangerous". Most of them are better than the drek you're getting from Hwood these days. The game itself was reasonably fun too.

I love that game.

 

[Aeshi]

ANYTHING the guys on Killing Floor say:

"Smelly buggers grabbed me!"
"LOAD'SA MONEYYY!!!"
"Money Money Moneyyy..."
"I know,you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
"Stand still or I'll stick it where the sun don't bloody shine!"

 

[GundamSentinel]

There are more on Youtube, i love the MGS3 one about the glowing plants

I also like snakes reaction

This was a good one too. MGS3 had the best ones.

 

[Ldude893]

This was a good one too. MGS3 had the best ones.

The voice acting makes it extremely funnier.

 

[Yassen]

There are some golden moments in Mass Effect 2. Jacob, while not exactly a very interesting character, has his moments.

"What's that saying? 'Doing good deeds is like pissing yourself in dark pants. You get a warm feeling but nobody notices.'"

Then of course, who could forget HK-47.

HK: "I'm 98% percent certain this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags."
You: "And the other 2 percent?"
HK: "The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might just be wishful thinking on my part."