Funny/Odd Private Messages you have recieved.

[Rajin Cajun]

See thats why i dont understand at all when people complain about these forums. There is always youtube and those people. Have you been harrassed by the youtube "gangs"? I know i have for telling them all to go outside and stop being internet gansters.

EDIT: damn quote button

Yeah I have actually it was a bunch of fat rednecks who wore hockey masks and other dumbshit. I told them if they could live off welfare well enough to get a webcam and still buy their beer and smokes they probably shouldn't be on it. They also typically don't get the joke that if your Mother and Father got divorced would they still be Brother and Sister?

Ah Youtube giving a platform for invalids and the terminally retarded.

 

[Evilbunny]

"YEAH!!!SMOKE SOME WEED!!!"

There is something magical about xbox live at 2 in the morning.

 

[Kogarian]

"FAG!

I love you!"

 

[danosaurus]

i got a message from a gay guy saying i was hot

i got a message from these two guys me n my friend were trying to play with...they said "your BRs suck!"

Bahahaha!
I had one of those back from the Myspace days - he was basically going on about the width of his pen15 so I had to block him... still showed it to all my mates (the message...not the pen15)

As for wierdest message - I guess it doesn't really count as a private msg but me and a mate were playing Halo 3 online and I was signed in as a guest under his account name - A dude from the other team came up and fragged us both within 3 seconds of each kill and started moaning like a zombie;
"Cleanse the friends.... CLEEEEEANSE THE FRIEEEENNNDDDSSSSS"....
Everyone in the match started moaning it and began hunting us down to waste us, even our own team mates.
IT WAS INTENSE, not to mention hilarious!

 

[rhyno435]

once ive gotten a message on youtube from somebody ive never even met saying that he thought that i would like mis videos and that he hoped that i would like them.

also, one time, my friend got a message on PSN from some russian guy whos PSN was Muchomor, he asked my friend for advice on how to get a platinum trophy (or 1000 GP for xbox players) in COD WaW (because my friend has one...no fair).

 

[danosaurus]

"FAG!

I love you!"

Hahahaha reminds me a little bit of Danny (Tourettes Guy)

 

[Anarchemitis]

It's official. Now I'm sorely offended. This is the last time I take this shit!

I'm calling these guys!:

Oh Crunch. I gotta lay low.

 

[TopHatTim]

i got one like this....kinda like a billy mays commercial



GOLLY GEE DO YOU LOVE CAKES? I LOVE CAKES IF YOU LOVE CAKES THEN I LOVE CAKES COME TO CAKE TOWN HERE IN YOUR HOMETOWN OF TORONTO (im from manchester) TASTY TASTY TASTY CAKES.
SO TASTY YOU'LL LOVE PASTIES! (i dont know what that means but ok)
SO DONT FORGET ABOUT OUR TASTY CAKES OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM TASTY!!!!

i lost hope in xbox live at this time.

 

[hagaya]

Two messages on XBL.

1) Any voice message from a six year old kid asking me to join his -- and I quote -- "Leet Clan."

2) A picture message from a friend; pretzels eaten to different degrees to spell out "Penis."

 

[Glerken]

snip

It seems quite a few escapist have got this message.

I didn't =(

Neither did I. Aren't I good enough to be scammed?

 

[danosaurus]

i got a message from a gay guy saying i was hot

i got a message from these two guys me n my friend were trying to play with...they said "your BRs suck!"

Bahahaha!
I had one of those back from the Myspace days - he was basically going on about the width of his pen15 so I had to block him... still showed it to all my mates (the message...not the pen15)

haha my gay guy was asking me for like my waist size and height and weight, pretty much everything that you get asked when you get fitted for a suit

LOL!
Probably wanted to make a paper-mache bust of your waist for spooning practice.

 

[fulano]

It's official. Now I'm sorely offended. This is the last time I take this shit!

I'm calling these guys!:

Oh Crunch. I gotta lay low.

These guys got sombreros pal, all of them, so you've been warned.

Now...where did I leave that time machine?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Anonymous0.2, he want to recruit me or some shit. It was pretty funny

 

[theSovietConnection]

I'm a young sexy crazed woman who will stalk you for the low low price of cake. Order today and recieve in the free "How to train your stalker" hand book.

No one sends me weird messages. I don't even get spam. *sigh*

Hmm, stalking in person might be a bit of a problem as I intend to be a cop. Any chance I could contract you for some email stalking? I have cherry chip cake if it so interests you.

Weirdest message I've ever gotten was sent to me by accident. One of my friends tried sending her boyfriend some pictures and she accidentally sent them to me. Seeing her at school was really awkward for about a week or so after that.

 

[Lissa-QUON]

I once got a set of e-mails addressed to someone with the same first and last name as me (my e-mail account wasn't in my actual name though), but who was apparently a brain surgeon.

The e-mails went on to send me family photos of someone who was apparently (not)my niece who was pregnant and they continued to send me details about their plans to meet (not)me in New York for Thanksgiving.

I replied back to them like two or three times to let them know they had the wrong e-mail but it took them a while to figure it out.

Then there was the time a guy on one of the boards I was hanging out on proceeded to send me a series of e-mails and messages hitting on me and wouldn't back off even when I explained that I wasn't interested in him and that I was jail bait at the time.

He didn't back off and when his behavior was brought up online he posed as a third party claiming that from my reactions I clearly was hiding my interest in him.

Come to think of it, that was more annoying than funny.

 

[MasterSqueak]

It's official. Now I'm sorely offended. This is the last time I take this shit!

I'm calling these guys!:

Oh Crunch. I gotta lay low.

These guys got sombreros pal, all of them, so you've been warned.

Now...where did I leave that time machine?

I stole it.

 

[fulano]

It's official. Now I'm sorely offended. This is the last time I take this shit!

I'm calling these guys!:

Oh Crunch. I gotta lay low.

These guys got sombreros pal, all of them, so you've been warned.

Now...where did I leave that time machine?

I stole it.

No you didn't... ...I demand you give it back asap.