Thats a good one, I lol'd (though im ally, dont push it)Evil Raven665 post=18.68890.643985 said:
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You screwed up the quote >.>notAspy post=18.68890.644530 said:
It's "Welcome to the internet, Where the Women are Men, The Men are boys, and the girls are undercover FBI."
you've forgotten the greatest movie quote ever
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley"
Airplane FTW
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley"
Airplane FTW
"You climb obstacles like old people f---!!!"
- R Lee Ermey, Playing GSgt. Hartmann in Full Metal Jacket
- R Lee Ermey, Playing GSgt. Hartmann in Full Metal Jacket
"A man came up to me and said 'Sir, you're blocking the fire exit.' I said, 'No, I'm not. If you are flammable and have two legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.'"
"Hotels say they don't have a 13th floor, but people on the 14th floor, you know where you really are. 'What room are you in?' '1401.' 'No, you're not! Jump out that window, you'll die earlier!"-Both by Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.)
"Hotels say they don't have a 13th floor, but people on the 14th floor, you know where you really are. 'What room are you in?' '1401.' 'No, you're not! Jump out that window, you'll die earlier!"-Both by Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.)
THIS MACHINE GUN MAKES UP FOR MY TINY PENIS!!!!!!!!(Said on xbox live by a freind as he was firing a lmg on rsv1
"Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ... No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jack O'Neill - Stargate SG-1
Jack O'Neill - Stargate SG-1
"All we are is but a dream within a dream."
"Then this is some F***ed up dream! I mean whats with the coconuts??????"
"Coconuts are the key to the universe"
"Ow, now my brain hurts"
Conversation between me and a friend on MSN messenger.
"The Secret to Life is Bucket"
Richard the Warlock.
"Modern Life is just a giant veil pulled over the eyes of society to blind the from the ugly truth. We are sucking the planet dry of resources, feeding the corporate pigs who sit like Dragons on hoards of gold and silver, Poisoning the atmosphere with our SUV's, draining our minds into the Internet, we are lab rats who have simply been taught to press a bunch of buttons and get what we want. Pretty soon society will have dug such a deep grave that no effort in the converse will ever reverse the damage of ten thousand years of downward spiral. We are nothing but a plague, an intelligent, belligerent, stupid plague bent on the destruction of the ground beneath their feet just to please themselves. That is whats wrong with society. If I were you, I'd forsake the Chains of The 21st Century and live somewhere a bit wilder, a bit closer to the Primeval. Take some time to look up at the Stars, instead of at a screen."
Me after someone asked me whats wrong with the World.
"Then this is some F***ed up dream! I mean whats with the coconuts??????"
"Coconuts are the key to the universe"
"Ow, now my brain hurts"
Conversation between me and a friend on MSN messenger.
"The Secret to Life is Bucket"
Richard the Warlock.
"Modern Life is just a giant veil pulled over the eyes of society to blind the from the ugly truth. We are sucking the planet dry of resources, feeding the corporate pigs who sit like Dragons on hoards of gold and silver, Poisoning the atmosphere with our SUV's, draining our minds into the Internet, we are lab rats who have simply been taught to press a bunch of buttons and get what we want. Pretty soon society will have dug such a deep grave that no effort in the converse will ever reverse the damage of ten thousand years of downward spiral. We are nothing but a plague, an intelligent, belligerent, stupid plague bent on the destruction of the ground beneath their feet just to please themselves. That is whats wrong with society. If I were you, I'd forsake the Chains of The 21st Century and live somewhere a bit wilder, a bit closer to the Primeval. Take some time to look up at the Stars, instead of at a screen."
Me after someone asked me whats wrong with the World.
Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
Let us cavort like the Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean. Hedonismbot from Futurama.
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
Let us cavort like the Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean. Hedonismbot from Futurama.
