#! funny reasons why you got kicked out of walmart

[StonkThis]

Meh, apparently public masturbation is a bad thing. Who knew?

 

[Energylegzz]

Me and my friend were walking around with one hand in our coats at all times we were searched and asked to leave..I enjoy looking suspicious

 

[Poomanchu745]

I?m Irish and during my holiday to Florida I regularly visited the local Wal-Mart(s).

Me and some of my friends were amazed at how big it was and everything it sold. Then we went over to buy some candy when we noticed fucking air rifles one aisle away. I went berserk and began shouting whilst my friends held me back.

We got asked to leave for disturbing other shoppers? ...Please.

Air rifles? In a supermarket? I'm living the most boring country, ever!

Seriously, it takes six months and more paperwork than a Civil Service Pay Rise to get a measly shotgun, but they sell air guns in WalMart. In this country, I think Air Guns are illegal for people under, what, 16/17/18?

Is this going to be a series?

Um air rifles are BB guns. They are the toys that little kids run around with. I don't really see why someone would go nuts over seeing one in a store unless they are a lunatic nut job... They also sell shotguns at wal mart too but those are kept behind a counter and those you have to fill out paperwork for. But ya, I don't understand why BB guns are such a big deal.

BTW: Best Prank for a mega store.

 

[Demostheness]

went to buy cheap candy on halloween, yelled TRICK OR TRAEAT before enetering and the greeter wouldn't let me in

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Stealing very large amounts of cardboard boxes for a party we were throwing.

Another time we got very drunk and got alot of pool noodles, split into two man cart teams (one pushes, one battles.) Then we saw who could make the most loops around the Walmart without dumping the cart.

You

Are

God!

That is the best idea ive ever heard, im so doing that at my next birthday party.

O.T. I got kicked out of walmart because their intercom has a phone number that you can dial to get to it, so after about an hour of searching the interwebz for it i found it. I was in the walmart and i called the system, i then proceded to say.

"Mom, MOM, im scared, i can't find you, whats happening. Moooommmm, where are you." I did that about 3 times, then someone acually found me in the corner of the store where no one goes and turned me in.

The manager was looking at me all stern, i just sat there. He told his assistant to leave the room so we could have a private conversation.

*assistant leaves*

He then proceedes to laugh and asked me how i found out, we had i nice little conversation after that about his pranks when he was young. Of course acording to protical i was kicked out of that Walmart for a week but it was so worth it.

Thanks Jim.

 

[firedfns13]

My friend picked up a foam/nerf sword and was examining it and poking me with it. Some old guy came up and told it wasn't a toy.
XD Hilarity ensued because my friend is very outspoken, and though we did leave the aisle, he was yelling about how stupid that guy was and how much of a dick he is, and how he was going to talk to the manager.

 

[DazZ.]

Asda.
Drunken food fight at 2am.
I don't remember it but my clothes were covered in tomato when I woke up.

 

[gRiM_rEaPeRsco]

in merry ole scotland we dont have walmarts which can only be a good thing i suppose

OT: ive never been thrown out of a shop before but in scotland theres probably bigger concerns to shop keepers than big hairy egits.

why is everone o n the escapist from ireland or scotland

Do you have a problem with people from Ireland and Scotland?

 

[Octorok]

I?m Irish and during my holiday to Florida I regularly visited the local Wal-Mart(s).

Me and some of my friends were amazed at how big it was and everything it sold. Then we went over to buy some candy when we noticed fucking air rifles one aisle away. I went berserk and began shouting whilst my friends held me back.

We got asked to leave for disturbing other shoppers? ...Please.

Air rifles? In a supermarket? I'm living the most boring country, ever!

Seriously, it takes six months and more paperwork than a Civil Service Pay Rise to get a measly shotgun, but they sell air guns in WalMart. In this country, I think Air Guns are illegal for people under, what, 16/17/18?

Is this going to be a series?

Um air rifles are BB guns. They are the toys that little kids run around with. I don't really see why someone would go nuts over seeing one in a store unless they are a lunatic nut job... They also sell shotguns at wal mart too but those are kept behind a counter and those you have to fill out paperwork for. But ya, I don't understand why BB guns are such a big deal.

I'm from the UK. You need paperwork to buy an Air Gun.

Although what the hell kind of parent gives little kids an air rifle? Not really toys, since Air Guns hurt like a *****. Maybe an 11+, but that's a minimum.

EDIT :

in merry ole scotland we dont have walmarts which can only be a good thing i suppose

OT: ive never been thrown out of a shop before but in scotland theres probably bigger concerns to shop keepers than big hairy egits.

why is everone o n the escapist from ireland or scotland

Do you have a problem with people from Ireland and Scotland?

I'm from Scotland and I have a problem with people from Scotland.

 

[Ambi]

Me winning an Argument with the Store manager on the lack of ethics in the store, and that despite how he constantly proclaims it is "Family Friendly" it was not.

I'm not pernamently banned from all Wal Marts that I've ever been, because the a greeter said a lie, and I argued it to the top boss...


Heesh.

So much for buying milk and eggs >_>

You are awesome.


I haven't got kicked out of anywhere yet.

If anything it would have been for trying to make a pillow fort, but that turned out lame. Or just chilling on the display furniture at the back of air-conditioned expensive stores without any intention to buy anything.

 

[Balaxe]

I was in Victoria once (its a state in Australia) and we were planning to play paintball but the place was closed for renavations so we bought paintball guns, put on paintball masks went to the local Kmart and start a friendly match of paintball. Any staff that talked to us automaticly joined in. We legged it when the guards showed up.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

[HEADING=2]For helping a customer![/HEADING]

No joke!

There was this immigrant guy that asked me about the Ps3 that he wanted to buy for his son and I told him about the future price cut (the $299 one). After the man left this ***** told me to get the fuck out.

I was less than amused.

That happend to me too, although it was slightely different.

A guy asked some worker at Best Buy about which console he should buy, the worker was a complete Xbot and told him all the lies that Xbots tell. You all know the ones, Xbox has better games, PS3 online sucks, MS is just simply better for no apparent reason.

So this guy picked up an Xbox and he was about to leave the gaming section, i then went up to him and told him. The Xbox is a great console but 90% of what that guy just said to you isnt true or is an adzaduration.

Me: Do you want to play online.

Guy: Yes.

Me: Can you hardwire the Xbox to the internet.

Guy: No.

Me: Then you'll also have to buy the wireless adapter which costs annother $100 and then you have to buy the online which costs annother $50.

Guy: Really, what about the PS3.

Me: The PS3 has an adapter built in and it has free online.

Guy: What about the games.

Me: Its got some really good ones, Resistance Fall Of Man, Resistance 2, GT5 Prolouge, Killzone 2 (i personaly dont like it but alot do), and a few more, alot of other good games are multiplatform.

Guy: Oh, i like the GT series, and my friend said Resistance 2 was great. I guess I'll get a PS3 then.

It was a bit longer than that but thats the basics of the conversation. The Xbot guy saw this and when the guy was done buying his PS3 he came over and yelled at me calling me a liar and told me to get the fuck out of his sight.

I didnt lie, i told him the facts, i hate fanboys.

 

[Hollock]

I was at the checkout in target and noticed some people going into the back of the store. There was a keypad on the door to get in. I noticed that the code was 0000 so from that point on I started opening the door and propping shit into it. After the 6th time they caught me and switched the code.

 

[Altorin]

When you make a thread, you should start out with your own story. That helps seed discussion. Also, spelling words correctly helps.

 

[Festril]

I wandered around switching where the products go. By the time i was found out i had switched around half the store. Only got banned for 2 weeks and when they were throwing me out they told me to come back again..

On a different note i got banned from Disney land by getting out of the pirates of the caribian boat and dancing with the pirates. Fun times

 

[kenne88]

[HEADING=2]For helping a customer![/HEADING]

No joke!

There was this immigrant guy that asked me about the Ps3 that he wanted to buy for his son and I told him about the future price cut (the $299 one). After the man left this ***** told me to get the fuck out.

I was less than amused.

That happend to me too, although it was slightely different.

A guy asked some worker at Best Buy about which console he should buy, the worker was a complete Xbot and told him all the lies that Xbots tell. You all know the ones, Xbox has better games, PS3 online sucks, MS is just simply better for no apparent reason.

So this guy picked up an Xbox and he was about to leave the gaming section, i then went up to him and told him. The Xbox is a great console but 90% of what that guy just said to you isnt true or is an adzaduration.

Me: Do you want to play online.

Guy: Yes.

Me: Can you hardwire the Xbox to the internet.

Guy: No.

Me: Then you'll also have to buy the wireless adapter which costs annother $100 and then you have to buy the online which costs annother $50.

Guy: Really, what about the PS3.

Me: The PS3 has an adapter built in and it has free online.

Guy: What about the games.

Me: Its got some really good ones, Resistance Fall Of Man, Resistance 2, GT5 Prolouge, Killzone 2 (i personaly dont like it but alot do), and a few more, alot of other good games are multiplatform.

Guy: Oh, i like the GT series, and my friend said Resistance 2 was great. I guess I'll get a PS3 then.

It was a bit longer than that but thats the basics of the conversation. The Xbot guy saw this and when the guy was done buying his PS3 he came over and yelled at me calling me a liar and told me to get the fuck out of his sight.

I didnt lie, i told him the facts, i hate fanboys.

im a little bit of an xbot tooo but i cant say i dont enjoy playing the ps3. i played in a local match with my friend in resistance and even for two people and no bots it got intense. i agree with you the ps3 has some good features i just like the library of xbox games better. but im saying the ps3 is still amazing.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

[HEADING=2]For helping a customer![/HEADING]

No joke!

There was this immigrant guy that asked me about the Ps3 that he wanted to buy for his son and I told him about the future price cut (the $299 one). After the man left this ***** told me to get the fuck out.

I was less than amused.

That happend to me too, although it was slightely different.

A guy asked some worker at Best Buy about which console he should buy, the worker was a complete Xbot and told him all the lies that Xbots tell. You all know the ones, Xbox has better games, PS3 online sucks, MS is just simply better for no apparent reason.

So this guy picked up an Xbox and he was about to leave the gaming section, i then went up to him and told him. The Xbox is a great console but 90% of what that guy just said to you isnt true or is an adzaduration.

Me: Do you want to play online.

Guy: Yes.

Me: Can you hardwire the Xbox to the internet.

Guy: No.

Me: Then you'll also have to buy the wireless adapter which costs annother $100 and then you have to buy the online which costs annother $50.

Guy: Really, what about the PS3.

Me: The PS3 has an adapter built in and it has free online.

Guy: What about the games.

Me: Its got some really good ones, Resistance Fall Of Man, Resistance 2, GT5 Prolouge, Killzone 2 (i personaly dont like it but alot do), and a few more, alot of other good games are multiplatform.

Guy: Oh, i like the GT series, and my friend said Resistance 2 was great. I guess I'll get a PS3 then.

It was a bit longer than that but thats the basics of the conversation. The Xbot guy saw this and when the guy was done buying his PS3 he came over and yelled at me calling me a liar and told me to get the fuck out of his sight.

I didnt lie, i told him the facts, i hate fanboys.

im a little bit of an xbot tooo but i cant say i dont enjoy playing the ps3. i played in a local match with my friend in resistance and even for two people and no bots it got intense. i agree with you the ps3 has some good features i just like the library of xbox games better. but im saying the ps3 is still amazing.

Yeah i really don't care if your an Xbot or not, just as long as you can either mind your own buisness or atleast tell facts instead of hype lies. This goes for all fanboys. And all you fanboys better be listeing.

 

[kenne88]

[HEADING=2]For helping a customer![/HEADING]

No joke!

There was this immigrant guy that asked me about the Ps3 that he wanted to buy for his son and I told him about the future price cut (the $299 one). After the man left this ***** told me to get the fuck out.

I was less than amused.

That happend to me too, although it was slightely different.

A guy asked some worker at Best Buy about which console he should buy, the worker was a complete Xbot and told him all the lies that Xbots tell. You all know the ones, Xbox has better games, PS3 online sucks, MS is just simply better for no apparent reason.

So this guy picked up an Xbox and he was about to leave the gaming section, i then went up to him and told him. The Xbox is a great console but 90% of what that guy just said to you isnt true or is an adzaduration.

Me: Do you want to play online.

Guy: Yes.

Me: Can you hardwire the Xbox to the internet.

Guy: No.

Me: Then you'll also have to buy the wireless adapter which costs annother $100 and then you have to buy the online which costs annother $50.

Guy: Really, what about the PS3.

Me: The PS3 has an adapter built in and it has free online.

Guy: What about the games.

Me: Its got some really good ones, Resistance Fall Of Man, Resistance 2, GT5 Prolouge, Killzone 2 (i personaly dont like it but alot do), and a few more, alot of other good games are multiplatform.

Guy: Oh, i like the GT series, and my friend said Resistance 2 was great. I guess I'll get a PS3 then.

It was a bit longer than that but thats the basics of the conversation. The Xbot guy saw this and when the guy was done buying his PS3 he came over and yelled at me calling me a liar and told me to get the fuck out of his sight.

I didnt lie, i told him the facts, i hate fanboys.

im a little bit of an xbot tooo but i cant say i dont enjoy playing the ps3. i played in a local match with my friend in resistance and even for two people and no bots it got intense. i agree with you the ps3 has some good features i just like the library of xbox games better. but im saying the ps3 is still amazing.

Yeah i really don't care if your an Xbot or not, just as long as you can either mind your own buisness or atleast tell facts instead of hype lies. This goes for all fanboys. And all you fanboys better be listeing.

thats a good way to get friends. be a jerk after they have agreed to what you have said thats cvompletely right

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

[HEADING=2]For helping a customer![/HEADING]

No joke!

There was this immigrant guy that asked me about the Ps3 that he wanted to buy for his son and I told him about the future price cut (the $299 one). After the man left this ***** told me to get the fuck out.

I was less than amused.

That happend to me too, although it was slightely different.

A guy asked some worker at Best Buy about which console he should buy, the worker was a complete Xbot and told him all the lies that Xbots tell. You all know the ones, Xbox has better games, PS3 online sucks, MS is just simply better for no apparent reason.

So this guy picked up an Xbox and he was about to leave the gaming section, i then went up to him and told him. The Xbox is a great console but 90% of what that guy just said to you isnt true or is an adzaduration.

Me: Do you want to play online.

Guy: Yes.

Me: Can you hardwire the Xbox to the internet.

Guy: No.

Me: Then you'll also have to buy the wireless adapter which costs annother $100 and then you have to buy the online which costs annother $50.

Guy: Really, what about the PS3.

Me: The PS3 has an adapter built in and it has free online.

Guy: What about the games.

Me: Its got some really good ones, Resistance Fall Of Man, Resistance 2, GT5 Prolouge, Killzone 2 (i personaly dont like it but alot do), and a few more, alot of other good games are multiplatform.

Guy: Oh, i like the GT series, and my friend said Resistance 2 was great. I guess I'll get a PS3 then.

It was a bit longer than that but thats the basics of the conversation. The Xbot guy saw this and when the guy was done buying his PS3 he came over and yelled at me calling me a liar and told me to get the fuck out of his sight.

I didnt lie, i told him the facts, i hate fanboys.

im a little bit of an xbot tooo but i cant say i dont enjoy playing the ps3. i played in a local match with my friend in resistance and even for two people and no bots it got intense. i agree with you the ps3 has some good features i just like the library of xbox games better. but im saying the ps3 is still amazing.

Yeah i really don't care if your an Xbot or not, just as long as you can either mind your own buisness or atleast tell facts instead of hype lies. This goes for all fanboys. And all you fanboys better be listeing.

thats a good way to get friends. be a jerk after they have agreed to what you have said thats cvompletely right

I can't really see how i was being a jerk, maybe i just worded it wrong, i didnt mean it in a bad way.

 

[kenne88]

[HEADING=2]For helping a customer![/HEADING]

No joke!

There was this immigrant guy that asked me about the Ps3 that he wanted to buy for his son and I told him about the future price cut (the $299 one). After the man left this ***** told me to get the fuck out.

I was less than amused.

That happend to me too, although it was slightely different.

A guy asked some worker at Best Buy about which console he should buy, the worker was a complete Xbot and told him all the lies that Xbots tell. You all know the ones, Xbox has better games, PS3 online sucks, MS is just simply better for no apparent reason.

So this guy picked up an Xbox and he was about to leave the gaming section, i then went up to him and told him. The Xbox is a great console but 90% of what that guy just said to you isnt true or is an adzaduration.

Me: Do you want to play online.

Guy: Yes.

Me: Can you hardwire the Xbox to the internet.

Guy: No.

Me: Then you'll also have to buy the wireless adapter which costs annother $100 and then you have to buy the online which costs annother $50.

Guy: Really, what about the PS3.

Me: The PS3 has an adapter built in and it has free online.

Guy: What about the games.

Me: Its got some really good ones, Resistance Fall Of Man, Resistance 2, GT5 Prolouge, Killzone 2 (i personaly dont like it but alot do), and a few more, alot of other good games are multiplatform.

Guy: Oh, i like the GT series, and my friend said Resistance 2 was great. I guess I'll get a PS3 then.

It was a bit longer than that but thats the basics of the conversation. The Xbot guy saw this and when the guy was done buying his PS3 he came over and yelled at me calling me a liar and told me to get the fuck out of his sight.

I didnt lie, i told him the facts, i hate fanboys.

im a little bit of an xbot tooo but i cant say i dont enjoy playing the ps3. i played in a local match with my friend in resistance and even for two people and no bots it got intense. i agree with you the ps3 has some good features i just like the library of xbox games better. but im saying the ps3 is still amazing.

Yeah i really don't care if your an Xbot or not, just as long as you can either mind your own buisness or atleast tell facts instead of hype lies. This goes for all fanboys. And all you fanboys better be listeing.

thats a good way to get friends. be a jerk after they have agreed to what you have said thats cvompletely right

I can't really see how i was being a jerk, maybe i just worded it wrong, i didnt mean it in a bad way.

ohh thats ok ay i just got confused cause you said I DONT KARE WHAT YOU ARE AND NEED TO MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS AND STOP TELLING LIES okay i ghess this is cleared up