some really entertaining quotes here; thanks for sharing everyone
one of my buddies in left 4 dead has a habit of saying silly things that probably would make sense in any other language except for english. Just before we exit the safe room I ask, "what's the plan?" to which he replies "we race to the safe house and shoot them with bullets". I wasn't quite sure what else we could shoot the zombies with but hell, his plan actually worked.
another time in versus mode playing as infected I saw that Louis was one scratch away from going down so in the midst of all the confusion I yell out to my fellow infected "Get the black man, he's got an extra 12 inches of meat on him!"
one of my friends will say "anal fissures" in a really seedy way that never fails to crack me up.
whenever I pounce zoey I tell her it was because I wanted to check if they were real.
when playing as infected i refer to francis as "biker meat" and bill as "wrinkly meat".
some guy was explaining how to kill a witch and he ended his explanation with "... and blow your load on her face" and i couldn't stop laughing.