Funny things you've said in-game.

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Bassman_2

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Another one:

In a sniper mod in CoD4, I used the built-in voice commands/whatever they're called to yell "Sniper!"

A guy said "no shit sherlock" and got a warning for cursing.
 

NT

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In Resistance 2 single player when I was fighting the kraken, I had the laser and when I shot my last shot, I screamed "SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!"

Online I went running into a shack on Far Cry 2 where all the people were with one clip in a machine gun and said "SUICIDE RUN!!!!!" And I was shot down right after I said that
 

Imperials

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In Team Fortress 2 it's fun to be the soldier and yell "I need some help!" while hitting yourself in the head with the spade.
 

AkJay

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Fightgarr said:
There was a thread about this that was created earlier today.

EDIT: Here it is http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.82223
If you would take a look at the OP, it was actually created Jan. 2nd, and his topic is just funny sayings, where as this is the funniest things said in-game, so your arguement is... well, wrong.
 

Shadowtek

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I might as well.

I was playing Half Life 2: Deathmatch with some friends and kicking ass for about a half our straight. I got in a frenzy with three of them all shooting at me at once. After finishing off all of them and still surviving I said...

"I skipped breakfast, now I can eat bullets all day"
Then immediately got killed from one of them who sniped me :p
 

MrShrike

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L4D
Friend: you bastard, im going to kill you
Me: think youve got the chops for that? the KARATE CHOPS!?
[friend kills me]]
 

Fightgarr

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AkJay said:
Fightgarr said:
There was a thread about this that was created earlier today.

EDIT: Here it is http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.82223
If you would take a look at the OP, it was actually created Jan. 2nd, and his topic is just funny sayings, where as this is the funniest things said in-game, so your arguement is... well, wrong.
I'm incredibly glad you took the time to make an outdated argument rather than reading later in the thread where this is brought up 2 other times. Where I explain it 2 other times. Go read the rest of the thread before you start making comments like that.
 

Flap Jack452

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This one time on Call of Duty 4 this little girl was freaking out because she was doing so bad. Then during one of her shouting episodes i said "Some chocolate would help you out with that PMS." she was so stunned that she hardly talked the rest of the game.
 

Rogue of Hearts

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some really entertaining quotes here; thanks for sharing everyone :p

one of my buddies in left 4 dead has a habit of saying silly things that probably would make sense in any other language except for english. Just before we exit the safe room I ask, "what's the plan?" to which he replies "we race to the safe house and shoot them with bullets". I wasn't quite sure what else we could shoot the zombies with but hell, his plan actually worked.

another time in versus mode playing as infected I saw that Louis was one scratch away from going down so in the midst of all the confusion I yell out to my fellow infected "Get the black man, he's got an extra 12 inches of meat on him!"

one of my friends will say "anal fissures" in a really seedy way that never fails to crack me up.

whenever I pounce zoey I tell her it was because I wanted to check if they were real.

when playing as infected i refer to francis as "biker meat" and bill as "wrinkly meat".

some guy was explaining how to kill a witch and he ended his explanation with "... and blow your load on her face" and i couldn't stop laughing.
 
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Back when raiding in World Of Warcraft was still hardcore, I went with 39 guildies to Ahn'Qiraj40 in an attempt to take down the twins (we had been wiping for a while). Our guild used ventrillo so I couldn't use my headphones for music, like I usually did. Anyways our party was running through one of those creepy tunnels while killing some trashmobs and suddenly I hear someone say "Your souls will be miiiiiine", in a reaaaaally creepy voice. No one said anything about it so I kept quiet too, I figured it was just a guildie trying to be funny. A few minutes later I heard the same voice again, this time he said "I'll rip your heart out and eat it(or something)". Mind you I'm quite shy and I hardly talk on vent, so I asked who the hell was being so creepy. Suddenly all the guildies started laughing their asses off. Apparantly the "spooky voice" was the voice of the final raidboss. I felt retarded XD