Funny things you've said in-game.

[ManiacRaccoon]

I don't know why I can't remember more, I know there are funnier things I've said, but I can't remember them exactly.

But Crackdown has a few, because my brother and I play it occasionally, my brother always threatens to "pop" ("Stop shooting me or I'll pop you!") his enemies in that game, because he thinks it looks like they pop when the experience comes out of a dead enemy, he also thinks the experience looks like marbles.

And sometimes, in Mercenaries 2, I will call in an airstrike and say, "Drop a train on 'em, Edgar!"

 

[Bamcrash]

"TASTE JUSTICE", as I tea-bag the guy in Halo 3 that's being a total a-hole.

 

[Obscu]

BF2

"Oh wankbollocks."

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

Nazi Zombies with 3 friends is always a blast.

We were 3 or 4 waves in and my buddy Rico says,

"Ok, I've got a Kar now."

So I a noob at the time say, "...Wait, how the hell do you have a car?"

And he says, "No Jonjon, a Kar."

To which the second friend Kamarov says, "What didcha think he had? A Volkswagen?"

I say, "Well, vehicular homicide is great for killing Nazis!"

While most of us laugh our asses off the third friend Kyle says, "Dude, there's zombies everywhere."

Me,Rico,and Kamarov reply sarcastically, "Really? How did ya figure that one out?"

Kyle responds, "I don't know man, just get in the fucking car!"

Good times.

 

[Izakflashman]

Nazi Zombies with 3 friends is always a blast.

We were 3 or 4 waves in and my buddy Rico says,

"Ok, I've got a Kar now."

So I a noob at the time say, "...Wait, how the hell do you have a car?"

And he says, "No Jonjon, a Kar."

To which the second friend Kamarov says, "What didcha think he had? A Volkswagen?"

I say, "Well, vehicular homicide is great for killing Nazis!"

While most of us laugh our asses off the third friend Kyle says, "Dude, there's zombies everywhere."

Me,Rico,and Kamarov reply sarcastically, "Really? How did ya figure that one out?"

Kyle responds, "I don't know man, just get in the fucking car!"

Good times.

Heh heh, that made me laugh. I can imagine how it would look and everything.
Back in my maple story days I used to say some stuff, not via chat or anything, but my mate who was playing beside me heard all the random crap I would say. You would have to be there to find it funny though.

"I'm Houdini!" I once said, jumping from one ledge to another, only to land on a snail, which then knocked me off, plummeting me into the pit of pigs.

"WHO SAID THAT!" in a really accusing manner, when I'm in the free market trying to buy something, only to see the speech bubble I'm looking for dissappearing behind a wall of @s.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Well, I was playing CoD:WaW and I got my legs taken off and all I could think to say was "damn, I was using those".

 

[Omnidum]

I once got Local Chat in Rune of Magic to talk about PETA's "Sea kittens" suggestions.

EDIT: It ended up into how salmon-flavoured cigarettes tasted like.

 

[Sir_Montague]

In an XBL Chat:

Spartan Bananna: "I AM THE JUGGERNAUT *****"

 

[Kukakkau]

left 4 dead on versus mode we all got in the safe room but one guy who got downed outside it. the rest of us just look at each other as he said "omg a tank spawned. pick me up". i turn to the other 2 and say "..rock paper scissors first person to lose twice has to go".
also when someone was yeliing "shut the door!!" i just blocked it off and let the other team in saying "you didnt you use the magic word"

back when i played WoW we were going for a little guild adventure. the guild leader goes into the small room on the zepplin and says to me "if anyone tries to come in AoE them you". 5 seconds later the whole guild is trying to get into the "office" and im spamming AoEs spells yelling "the crappy snow attack cant hold them!! i might need to spam them captain!!!"

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I was fighting Omega Shenron, who was giving me a lot of grief, in Dragonball Z: Budokai 3, when I managed to fuse with Vegeta into Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta. My confidence was reinvigorated and I proceeded to taunt my opponent. "Welcome to Fuckedville. Population: you."

 

[Simriel]

During a game of TF2 My friend got really pissed off at a sniper who kept killing him, so he decided to go the heavy. He charged at said sniper, and attempted to beat him to death screaming into his mike 'IM GONNA FIST YOU! IM GONNA FIST YOU!' Took him ten minutes to realise

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Resistance2- "KAMIKAZE!!!!!" run in to loads of enemies weilding a Wraith on my own in a last ditch attempt to win.

 

[LeeHarveyO]

I was playing COD4 online on domination, and I was the only person capturing a flag. A helicopter flew over and stopped right on top of me.
I proceded to shoot it with my shotgun yelling "I hunt quail bigger than you!"

 

[Ace of Spades]

I was playing Far Cry 2, and I was sneaking around with my dart rifle, and I saw a guy taking a smoke break. "Someone needs to teach him that smoking is bad for him", I said as I silently killed him.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Another last ditch attempt, this time on CoD4. In the last 10 seconds, guy running towards me with a shotgun, I have only a M1911 left, I shout down the headset "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" and knife him. My proudest moment.

 

[MrGFunk]

I love running around Balder's Gate having taken all my clothes off attempting to use my weapon in a friendly environment.
"I can't do that here."
"I can't do that here."
"I can't do that here."


Trust me the following is hilarious

Streets of Rage II
In the sound menu the developers included each characters voices and sounds.
34,35,36 press alternately between the three at random.
34 = male sex grunt
35 = female sex moan
36 = dirty laugh.

I hope this bought back some funny memories for those who remember it.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Most awesome online dialogue EVER:

Me (sniping): OK Mark, move left...NOW!
*boosh*
Friend: WTF man! I just got sniped!
Me: Worry not, my valiant comrade! Your sacrifice was not in vain!
*boosh*
Me: Got 'im!
Friend (deadpan): And I got you. Babe.
Me: What do you m...
*KA-DOOSH*
Me: Oh that's real mature...

I was sniping in CoD4 and used my friend to flush the sniper on the other team out (cause we were dropping like flies; the loss of one more life to get rid of the guy who had killed all of us at least twice already was worth it in my mind. I basically won us the game.) by tracing the vapor trail back to where he was and sniping him from my nest (that I had died 3 times to get to). It might be cold, but he was the only one I could communicate with. And yes we won. Despite him betraying me with a rocket launcher.

Also, in the Shipyard in the same game, I shouted "This...is my BOOMSTICK!!" as I fired my shotgun into someone's face. No thought, just did it. Probably helped that I had just seen Evil Dead 2 hours earlier, but how often, huh?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Okay this is kinda lame but still,

Halo 2 had just come out, I was like 12. My friend invited me to play on line. So we were playing and he told me to jump higher you had to crouch in mid air. So me and this random guy are trying to jump on this ledge and we cant get up so I start yelling

"Come on CROTCH, fuck this....CROTCH, you fucking moron.. CROTCH< just CROSTCH"

I sounded like an idot.

 

[Bassman_2]

Guy says "camp more"
I say "complain more"

he was talkin about me and i wan't even close to camping. (1 shot-double kill though )