G-Force - Your Thoughts?

[Vrex360]

Does anyone remember a time when Disney could stand up on it's own without Pixar? When they could release great original and genius ridden movies all on their own that delight and astound the entire family? When the brand Disney meant certification that you were watching a masterpiece.
Well.... I think those times are well and truly OVER. Seeing shite like this parading around on the theatre, looking utterly loathsome in the first trailer and only leading me to wonder if anyone directing movies in Disney is even trying anymore have made me realise that unless it is in association with Pixar, almost anything Disney shovels out is bland garbage.

The only kids movies that I am looking forward to (if it ever gets bloody released in Australia) is that movie Coraline because it is remenicant of Tim Burton's work, wacky wierd dark and amazing it should be a good movie.
Also that Pixar movie UP again if it ever graces the theatres of Perth City.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Meh. Stupider films have been made.

Besides, this is just a harmless kids movie.

NO IT ISN'T. It is the end of the movie industry as we know it. Don't you know that just like games they must cater to your demographic. And if they make anything not made for your age group it is damning the entire industry since you have been forgotten.

Wait, so you're saying that G-Force, a CGI movie about talking guinea pigs fighting crime, is "damning the entire movie industry" because IT ISN'T being catered towards kids?

 

[Jerious1154]

A few months ago one of my friends and I came up with an idea for a movie where guinea pigs wear suits. We figured that with a premise as good as that, we wouldn't even need a plot. Also, we were committed to using real life guinea pigs wearing real life miniature suits, not CGI.

Literally that afternoon I saw this poster:

Spoiler

So pretty much, Disney stole our idea and then bastardized it by not even using real guinea pigs. Needless to say, my friend and I are pissed.

 

[MrBrightside919]

Stupid kids movie...lets move on

 

[LitigationJackson]

I want to see it tbh, screw you all.

expand, please.

I have seen trailers and wish to view this film, I am ignoring all of your neigh saying.
Expanded enough?

so you want to see it because... it looks interesting? how so does it look interesting? does the plot appeal to you? or the characters?

 

[Cortheya]

It looks totally fucking stupid beyond words. That my brother actually wants to see this amazes me, and I am shocked at how something so stupid can become a film.

I totally agree...looks like a piece of cinematic shit. Children should see a better movie....like UP

 

[squid5580]

Meh. Stupider films have been made.

Besides, this is just a harmless kids movie.

NO IT ISN'T. It is the end of the movie industry as we know it. Don't you know that just like games they must cater to your demographic. And if they make anything not made for your age group it is damning the entire industry since you have been forgotten.

Wait, so you're saying that G-Force, a CGI movie about talking guinea pigs fighting crime, is "damning the entire movie industry" because IT ISN'T being catered towards kids?

It is damning it because IT IS

 

[BNguyen]

It has got to be the stupidest idea ever done. I mean 4 Ginnea pigs, a fly, and a mole have to save the world. Why the most pathetic creatures in the world?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Meh. Stupider films have been made.

Besides, this is just a harmless kids movie.

NO IT ISN'T. It is the end of the movie industry as we know it. Don't you know that just like games they must cater to your demographic. And if they make anything not made for your age group it is damning the entire industry since you have been forgotten.

Wait, so you're saying that G-Force, a CGI movie about talking guinea pigs fighting crime, is "damning the entire movie industry" because IT ISN'T being catered towards kids?

It is damning it because IT IS

Well, if you have kids, just don't let them see it.

I mean, you obviously have kids, because [small]getting all worked up about a kids movie that no one is forcing you to see[/small] would seem really stupid, right?

 

[Blood_Lined]

I never saw the film, though to me it appears to be little more than a film for children.

 

[Srkkl]

Honestly I'm sick to my stomach with the goddamn talking animal movies. But I guess they'll never stop so I've given up wasting my time complaining about them.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

From the moment I first saw the trailer on a flat-screen TV in some department store I went to during a school trip, I could not comprehend the unbridled suck that made its way into my retinas (and eardrums). I have no intention of seeing that movie. I have no intention of paying attention to the trailers for that movie that swagger onto the television. I intend to avoid that abomination like it's a Jonas Brothers film (or any Jonas Brothers fans, CDs, posters, "purity rings," fans, keychains, books, television shows, and especially fans).

How is it that the same man who produced Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl produced this pile of garbage as well? Annoying characters and cringe-worthy jokes do not make a movie good. Quite the contrary, in fact.

Because my 13 year old brother watches the Disney Channel, and is an avid listener to the Jonas Brothers. Now that's sad.

I have a solution to his problem. As he is sleeping, gently stick a pair of earphones to his ears. Then, gently duct tape them to his head so that he can't remove them. Now, on the device attached to the earphones, be it a CD player or an MP3 player or whatever, play something marvelous at a good volume (not too loud, but loud enough so that it's enjoyable). This can be something along the lines of Tool, Sevendust, Bloodhound Gang, Martha Ardridge's performance of Rachmoninoff's third piano concerto, and hell, maybe even a little bit of GWAR for shits and giggles. Even the works of Rick Astley would work.

Erase the cookie-cutter tween tunes from his mind and replace it with audible rocketsauce. It is your duty as his brother to lead him to the path of good taste.

Cats and Dogs was an awesome movie. Don't compare the two.

Indeed. It had Jeff Goldblum, and Jeff Goldblum makes everything awesome.

 

[brainiac2]

I don't understand how anyone could be interested in this. I guess it's creative... in an incredibly stupid way.

Honestly, what was the creative process here?
Writer1: Hey, we should make a spy movie now! Nobody's done one of those for a while, other than James Bond.
Writer2: Yeah, but those aren't family movies. Let's make this one for the kids.
Writer1: What are kids into nowadays?
Writer2: I dunno. Fuzzy things? Animals?
Writer1: BRILLIANT! A spy movie with animals! Surely this has never been done before. What else?
Writer2: Kids like video games, right?
Writer1: You mean those simulations where they join gangs and stuff like that?
Writer2: Those're them.
Writer1: We should ghetto up those animals, yo.
Writer2: What was that?
Writer1: Hip speak. But what animals are that hip?
Writer2: Guinea pigs?
Writer1: Guinea pigs.

Coincidently, those writers live across the street from me. They also wrote National Treasure. Of course, do you know who first came up with the idea? The 5-year old niece of the director of National Treasure. So Yeah.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Random comment, is it just me, or does that "spy walk" thing at the end of some of the commercials make you want to punch something?

The wall next to my chair has a fairly large hole in it, lemme tell ya.

 

[SquirrelPants]

I don't understand how anyone could be interested in this. I guess it's creative... in an incredibly stupid way.

Honestly, what was the creative process here?
Writer1: Hey, we should make a spy movie now! Nobody's done one of those for a while, other than James Bond.
Writer2: Yeah, but those aren't family movies. Let's make this one for the kids.
Writer1: What are kids into nowadays?
Writer2: I dunno. Fuzzy things? Animals?
Writer1: BRILLIANT! A spy movie with animals! Surely this has never been done before. What else?
Writer2: Kids like video games, right?
Writer1: You mean those simulations where they join gangs and stuff like that?
Writer2: Those're them.
Writer1: We should ghetto up those animals, yo.
Writer2: What was that?
Writer1: Hip speak. But what animals are that hip?
Writer2: Guinea pigs?
Writer1: Guinea pigs.

Coincidently, those writers live across the street from me. They also wrote National Treasure. Of course, do you know who first came up with the idea? The 5-year old niece of the director of National Treasure. So Yeah.

National Treasure was a half decent movie, though. Like a more tame and child-friendly version of the Da Vinci Code. This, on the other hand, is most likely going to suck.

 

[squid5580]

Meh. Stupider films have been made.

Besides, this is just a harmless kids movie.

NO IT ISN'T. It is the end of the movie industry as we know it. Don't you know that just like games they must cater to your demographic. And if they make anything not made for your age group it is damning the entire industry since you have been forgotten.

Wait, so you're saying that G-Force, a CGI movie about talking guinea pigs fighting crime, is "damning the entire movie industry" because IT ISN'T being catered towards kids?

It is damning it because IT IS

Well, if you have kids, just don't let them see it.

I mean, you obviously have kids, because [small]getting all worked up about a kids movie that no one is forcing you to see[/small] would seem really stupid, right?

Any worse than getting worked up over a game made for kids? It isn't the kids who will be damaged. It is the older movie goers that the movie wasn't made for in the first place that are damaged. Our precious psyches can't handle this kind of discrimination.

 

[Ghost8585]

Honestly I'm sick to my stomach with the goddamn talking animal movies. But I guess they'll never stop so I've given up wasting my time complaining about them.

This. Talking animal and baby movies are simple as hell to make, so hollywood craps one out almost every quarter. I know they're for children but that not really an excuse now is it? Maybe I'm biased but since I was raised on Monty Python and Bevis and Butthead Disney has never held a place in my heart and never will.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Meh. Stupider films have been made.

Besides, this is just a harmless kids movie.

NO IT ISN'T. It is the end of the movie industry as we know it. Don't you know that just like games they must cater to your demographic. And if they make anything not made for your age group it is damning the entire industry since you have been forgotten.

Wait, so you're saying that G-Force, a CGI movie about talking guinea pigs fighting crime, is "damning the entire movie industry" because IT ISN'T being catered towards kids?

It is damning it because IT IS

Well, if you have kids, just don't let them see it.

I mean, you obviously have kids, because [small]getting all worked up about a kids movie that no one is forcing you to see[/small] would seem really stupid, right?

Any worse than getting worked up over a game made for kids? It isn't the kids who will be damaged. It is the older movie goers that the movie wasn't made for in the first place that are damaged. Our precious psyches can't handle this kind of discrimination.

waitaminute, waitaminute, are you actually trying to convince me that G-Force's creation will "damage my precious psyche?"