Gag weapons.

[sgtjawa]

Has anyone seen these? Little strange weapons that have no practical use at all?
My personal favorite is the rolling pin from Fallout 3. I loved it even more when i got the one in Tranquility Lane. If a common household tool can sever every single part of someone's body then it is an automatic favorite for me.

Another one is the concussion rifle from Jedi Knight: Academy. At least, i THINK it was a gag weapon. Fun to screw around with in multiplayer though.

Ahh, the rolling pin. It makes me feel like one of those old lady puppets that bonks other puppets on the head with it. Also, what happened to the concussion rifle? It used to be the best weapon in the game in the original Jedi Knight.

I played the game with a lappy so it was difficult to aim the altfire with the pad and the primary didn't have a wide enough splash.

 

[One Seven One]

in prince of persia two thrones, you could put in a cheat that gave you diffrent weapons,
such as swordfish, phones, and toy hammers

 

[Captain Spiral]

The severed Nord Leg in Morrowind. In Solsthiem you could find bits of a Nord lying about during a quest to kill a monster near the mead hall and you could pick up a Nord's leg and use it as a blunt weapon.

Aw man you totally took mine! I loved beating things with that.

Then I guess Ill go with the Goldeen in Super Smash Bros. Hope the pokeball kills em cause that damn fish dont do shit.

 

[Apothecary Zaius]

Bludgeoning demons to death with a sock, Dwarf Fortress

 

[Iampringles]

Dildo in GTA: San Andreas.

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Wow, I love that game.

Oh, and by the way, I share this opinon.

 

[Biek]

Siren Blood Curse had some silly weapons, even though you still wanted to collect them for the archive info. I still dont see why you would want to hit anyone with a matress beater.

 

[Strong Intelligent]

Time Grenades.

Watching someone ragdoll in slow-mo never gets old.

 

[Strong Intelligent]

Waaaaaaaag delete this post.

 

[MasonT]

The transformation guns in the Ratchet games. Giant Golden Chickens that explode, Ravenous Black sheep and demonic homing ducks.
Also the arm in Medieval. A skeleton that rips off his left arm to use as a weapon.

 

[XiahouDun]

Wirt's Leg in Diablo 2, Bowser's Mario throwing glove, and the Dr. Strangelove mod weapon from UT. Nothing like watching a crowd scatter when they hear "YYEEEEEEHAAAAWWWW!"

 

[Stryc9]

If you get Wirt's Leg and a bunch of other stuff later when you have the Horadric Cube you can make a thing opens a portal to the secret cow level. Maybe a gag weapon but still useful for something.

 

[Oisnafas]

The paper tube in the Legacy of Kain: Defiance.

 

[Kingsman]

What about the unlockable car in Star Wars: Clone Wars? I thought it was pretty clever.

 

[WarmasterPopey]

Every single weapon in Metal Wolf Chaos.

It has a freaking Shark Gun.

 

[Sev72]

WoW and Runescape have a bunch of these but my favorite goes to the Red Rider gun from Borderlands. I could indeed put someones eye out with it.

 

[Angus565]

The brick from the TimeSplitters series

I love beaning people in the head with the brick. Hilarious

I remember having an all brick fight in that game,it was hilarious!

The gnome in Left 4 Dead 2. I haven't bought the game yet but I'm pretty sure you can melee with it.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

The Miss launcher in Fallout 3, It always isses its targets but is way better in terms of damage compared to the regular rocket launcher in fallout 3.

Ive missed in total about 2 hits with it and as a heavy weapons character its my main weapon for ranged...

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Fallout 3 has the Rock-It Launcher. That thing is pretty hilarious. Especially when you fire a basketball at a raider and they explode when it hits them.

Just a shame that doesnt happen in pro basketball..