Gallery of The Day: Top 8 SJWs

[Hazy992]

SJWs are the lifeblood of any online debate, be it on Tumblr, Twitter or any random YouTube video, these affable scamps are changing the world one Hashtag at a time.

But whom of this enigmatic group has ascended to the upper echelon of the social justice ladder? If there was a Mt. Rushmore for SJWs, who would be immortalised in stone?

Well sit back, shitlords! As we mansplain the Top 8 Social Justice Warriors!

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#8 Thunderf00t

This social justice crusader has amassed a following of over 300 thousand subscribers on YouTube!

Covering everything from Religion to Feminism, Thunderf00t works tirelessly for a fairer, more just society.

(And between you and me, I think he has a crush on right-wing extremist Anita Sarkeesian. I mean he never stops talking about her.)

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#7 Fred Phelps

This controversial preacher gained notoriety for his percieved anti-LGBT rhetoric. However, what many people didn't realise is that 'GOD HATES FAGS' is in actually in response to the hate-group Floridians Against Gay Shiznit!

Whilst Phelps' methods are unorthodox to say the least, you can't deny that he's done a great deal in the pursuit of LGBT rights.


Plus his church did an excellent rendition of Lady GaGa's Poker Face [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNQwzW8ays]. You go, diva!


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#6 Bill Maher

This devout Muslim (like all SJWs secretly are), and host of popular talk-show Last Week Tonight with Jimmy Kimmel, is also a board member of everybody's favourite animal-rights group PeTA and has often shown skepticism towards medical science. Thanks Bill!


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#5 Kenichiro Takaki, producer of the Senran Kagura video game series

[tweet t=https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka/status/281205268350660609]

I rest my case.


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#4 Fredrick Brennan

This tireless defender of Freeze Peach is the owner of the radical feminist website 8chan, and plays host to wholesome family topics like child pornography, swatting campaigns and harassment. You go, grrrl!


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#3 Rick Santorum

This former Pennslyvania senator overcame adversity by showing that even ventriloquist dummies can run for public office.

And in an act to show solidarity with the LGBT community, Santorum campaigned tirelessly for the definition of 'santorum' to become 'the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex'. Keep fighting that good fight, Rick!

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#2 Kurt Russell

"Nobody puts baby in a corner!" This inspiring message from the movie Footloose inspired a generation of women that, no! You DON'T have to be in a corner anymore!


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#1 Adam Baldwin

This former Farscape star has become a shining beacon of social justice in the past few months, throwing in his two cents on everything from same-sex marriage [https://storify.com/timsimms/adam-baldwin-s-twitter-meltdown] to US/Japanese relations [https://storify.com/Tolvo/adam-baldwin-and-hideki-kamiya]. He's also the creator of the radfem hashtag #GamerGate.

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Disagree with the list? Of course you don't, how on earth could you? It's brilliant!

If you want you can highlight what your favourite part of it was. And don't be a copout and just say 'all of it' OK guys?

 

[Loonyyy]

Oh shit. Abandon fucking thread, abandon fucking thread.

Although, before getting my lifeboat, I thought that Sanctorum was a Social Justice Lich. He's clearly not alive in any real sense.

 

[Colour Scientist]

That's what Thunderf00t looks like?

Huh, I don't know what I was expecting.

Mortified that I didn't make the list, lost it at Patrick Swayze.

 

[Teoes]

There's no way that SJWs are allowed to be that attractive. Some of them are faking it; they can't be true hardcore Warriors.

#FakeGamerSJWs

Spoiler

 

[Thaluikhain]

Eh, for some reason tilting the pictures was funny. But yeah, there be dramas ahead.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

At first ...

Spoiler

.... then I realized the drama was not far behind.

 

[wizzy555]

Is is good satire to keep switching techniques midstream? He goes from stating inverted truths to stating truths with inverted interpretations to stating real facts (Bill Maher is skeptical of medical science).

This is a genuine question btw.

 

[Hazy992]

That's what Thunderf00t looks like?

Huh, I don't know what I was expecting.

Mortified that I didn't make the list, lost it at Patrick Swayze.

Why would you be on a list of SJWs? I can do a list of the top 8 right wing radicals if you want. You'd be number one on that!

 

[Erttheking]

Spoiler

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/17/17fc8de2b65a62c26fd3e6ec7d3742b82275db6d2f07ab41c6995b2c5cda85b4.jpg

I'm just gonna assume that people are going to be yelling at each other before too long and keep my guard up.

 

[Evonisia]

Wow that version of Poker Face, A+ for effort?? Either way, it convinced me that when I grow up I want to be an SJW and do meth.

 

[JoJo]

There's no way that SJWs are allowed to be that attractive. Some of them are faking it; they can't be true hardcore Warriors.

#FakeGamerSJWs

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I know right, the social justice community was great until all these fake SJWs / gamers came along and started to push their ideology on us, now we can't move for them. #SJWGate

 

[l0lwut]

Wait, I'm really confused. Santorum obviously should be higher on the list.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

You sir, just made this day worth getting to the end of. Thank you.

 

[lacktheknack]

Is is good satire to keep switching techniques midstream? He goes from stating inverted truths to stating truths with inverted interpretations to stating real facts (Bill Maher is skeptical of medical science).

This is a genuine question btw.

The point is less "satire" and more "I can't even anymore". Constant switching of tactic is perfect for can't evening.

OT: Needs more Kurt Russell. And photo tilting.

 

[Hazy992]

Is is good satire to keep switching techniques midstream? He goes from stating inverted truths to stating truths with inverted interpretations to stating real facts (Bill Maher is skeptical of medical science).

This is a genuine question btw.

The point is less "satire" and more "I can't even anymore". Constant switching of tactic is perfect for can't evening.

OT: Needs more Kurt Russell. And photo tilting.

There you go, that better?

 

[Cowabungaa]

*sniff sniff*

Do you guys smell that?

This can't end well, or last long.

Also, what the hell happened to Bill Mayer? I very vaguely remember him being quite on-point sometimes years and years ago, but every time I see something related to the dude he's just being an irrational asshole.

 

[lacktheknack]

Is is good satire to keep switching techniques midstream? He goes from stating inverted truths to stating truths with inverted interpretations to stating real facts (Bill Maher is skeptical of medical science).

This is a genuine question btw.

The point is less "satire" and more "I can't even anymore". Constant switching of tactic is perfect for can't evening.

OT: Needs more Kurt Russell. And photo tilting.

There you go, that better?

I fell out of my chair. Perfect, thanks.

 

[MysticSlayer]

You know, I've heard there's been some bad blood between Thunderf00t and Fred Phelps lately. I can't imagine this will help things. Thunderf00t isn't really the most level-headed guy, and I can't imagine him being too pleased that his religious rival managed to outdo him.

And what the hell? Adam Baldwin being #1? And Rick Santorum is only #3? Clearly a plot by GamerGate to make their favorite star rise to the top! Let's take to Twitter to protest this serious, unethical behavior! Just be sure to add #SJWGate to your post!

Now please excuse me as I find other ways to suppress these men and everything they stand for!

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Yeah, joking aside, I wonder how long this thread can stay open before someone comes along to rant, turn this into a flame war, and get the thread locked.