Game and movie moments you wish you never saw

[Woodsey]

When I woke up in my Oblivion prison cell, and realized the pansy across the hall from me was a Dark Elf. That was when I realized they killed my favorite race.

He was just an arse hole you know. Don't stereotype.

Besides, you got to kill him later anyway! Something I was particularly happy with.

In a Romeo and Juliet film, our two horndogs have sex for the first time. This isn't shown on screen but what is is them sleeping on the bed. Juliet is under the covers whole my whole class gets a nice view of Romeo's ass for a good minute (the zoom out camera was reeeaaaaaly slow) then when he's talking to juliet -zip!- a millisecond of boob.

every guy was angry that class.

Please, she wasn't even fit! Nor did she have tits (we watched it in class recently as well - it's not really my kind of film to be watching alone).

We also watched Titanic recently as well, in which she stripped arse naked, and there was still only a few moments of nakedness if I recall.

 

[Nicolefranklin]

Every single second of the Spider-man films, yup, all three of 'em. The Silent Hill movie, really I was pissed about that for about two weeks. Now I just try and convince myself it never happened, still feeling the heartache lol. Oh yeah and I just finished Spidey: Web Of Shadows. Black suit ending. Damn. I was squirming in my seat through the whole scene, so bad... so bad.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

xXx 2 I watched it in a movie theatre….. I regret though moments to this day …….

Sadly, the movie's title is very misleading. I watched the first xXx, and the only naked breasts I saw were Vin Diesel's

 

[Sixties Spidey]

All of the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy and Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Go fuck yourself, George Lucas.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

That scene in District 9 where that gang trick that poor unsuspecting alien, kill him with a machete and then savagely eat the body like vicious dogs.... god that made me sick to my stomach.

Oh man how could I forget District 9? The scene in that movie that made want to borderline puke was when Wilkus starts to turn into a prawn.

That stupid scene in Spiderman 3.

Oh yeah. Who could forget Emo Tap Dancing Parker?

 

[Sixties Spidey]

A recent television advert, where a cupid-style fairy is shooting love-arrows into people. It hits a man, he turns around and hugs the tree. It hits a girl, she turns and kisses a frog. The the cupid hits a woman, and she turns an looks at the dog she's walking. Cue shot of dog's behind.

Oh god. The mental images. They burn.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck were they advertising for?

 

[DrunkWithPower]

The end of Batman:Arkham Asylum bit me wrong. I liked it but it wasn't A material.

 

[Cargando]

Every dialogue scene out of Two Worlds. It's basically a massive crappily done rip-off of Oblivion, it even advertises it on th back of the box.

 

[blade2k]

The drunken elephants on parade scene from Dumbo, gave me nightmares for years, thanks Disney!

 

[NimbleJack3]

A recent television advert, where a cupid-style fairy is shooting love-arrows into people. It hits a man, he turns around and hugs the tree. It hits a girl, she turns and kisses a frog. The the cupid hits a woman, and she turns an looks at the dog she's walking. Cue shot of dog's behind.

Oh god. The mental images. They burn.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck were they advertising for?

I can't remember, I was too busy frothing on the ground to really notice. I'll look out next time.

 

[Harlemura]

In a Romeo and Juliet film, our two horndogs have sex for the first time. This isn't shown on screen but what is is them sleeping on the bed. Juliet is under the covers whole my whole class gets a nice view of Romeo's ass for a good minute (the zoom out camera was reeeaaaaaly slow) then when he's talking to juliet -zip!- a millisecond of boob.

every guy was angry that class.

I feel so sorry for both you and your class.

I wish I hadn't seen Leon kiss whatever-her-name-was in Resident Evil: Degeneration.
It didn't sicken me or anything, it ws just so cheesey I couldn't take the rest of the film seriously. I thought it was quite a good film, too.

 

[Zorg Machine]

Brüno... need I say more?

 

[arc101]

most eighties ninja films...uhhh

 

[Flishiz]

Halo 3:

"Where should I say we're going?"

"To war"

I rammed q-tips in so hard I could feel my cerebrum.

 

[ace_of_something]

in the Dark Crystal Aughra gave me nightmares as a small child. Horrible nightmares involving being sat on

Spoiler: This is the Offender

It's especially odd that none of the other horrifying creatures in that movie scared me.

 

[Jedoro]

Brüno... need I say more?

More specifically, the pilot episode for his show.

 

[Sharpeye42]

In Fright Night when the chick turns into a vampire her face is just so disturbing

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

Mortal Kombat Annihilation. I'd like to completely forget the entire movie, but the one part I hated the most was that Raiden was played by a different actor than the first one.

Oh, and the whole "Shao Khan is my brother," thing. BLASPHEMY!

 

[Cleverplane]

Eraserhead.
Idonotlikethatbaby.

 

[Artemus_Cain]

I saw this one film in class three or 4 years ago based on some Jane Ausitn book... And a 40 year old priests skinny dips with a bunch of boys. You see dong and ass and everything.