Game Character You'd Most Want to Sleep With

[honestdiscussioner]

This one should be pretty simple, but fun. Of all the characters in all the games that have ever existed, if you had the opportunity to sleep with one of them, who would you pick?

I want this to be completely open, so if you're male, female, gay, straight, or bisexual, doesn't matter . . . any character is available to you.

Note: Those of you that may be inclined to pick someone with overly impressive mammary glands, remember that while they look nice, there might be some technical issues if they are too big . . .

To start things off, I will pick Leliana from Dragon Age:Origins. Maybe it's the red hair (okay, it's definitely the red hair) but it is also probably the French accent, the cute way she talks . . . and the fact that as a Bard, she's probably a very proficient lover.

So who is yours?

 

[LittleBlondeGoth]

It's not even a question for debate. The one and only answer is Vincent Valentine.

This will come as no surprise to anyone who's read any of my FF-related posts.

I'll admit to a certain amount of shallowness here. The man is hot and I'm a sucker for the tall, dark and handsome gothic type. The red eyes, the long black hair all just work - when I first saw the CG of him from Advent Children I had a definite moment, right there. I also have to admit that Steve Blum's VA for him makes me weak at the knees and in need of either a cold shower or a quick lie down. But it's not just that. I like the moody, quiet type. He's intelligent. He's completely bad-ass. He's got the whole 'epic romance' thing going on. And he looks stunning in a Turk suit.

Alright, so there's baggage there that's not going to be solved by a quick hug. And yes he can transform into a demon and rip you limb from limb. I can work round those.

And if you'll excuse me, I now need one of those cold showers I was talking about earlier.

 

[Aphex Demon]

This, is all.

Omnomnomnom

 

[honestdiscussioner]

Just make sure he remembers to use his RIGHT hand for all caressing. I have a feeling the left hand would not be quite as fun.

 

[Zhukov]

D0G from Half Life 2.

Totally hot.

 

[sapphireofthesea]

I would have to say Liliana Ranks high on my list. I found myself actually really liking her as a character in the game (hence twas logical for my character to hook up with her, sexuality be damned, poor Alistar).

 

[Aphex Demon]

D0G from Half Life 2.

Totally hot.

YES! xD

 

[LittleBlondeGoth]

Just make sure he remembers to use his RIGHT hand for all caressing. I have a feeling the left hand would not be quite as fun.

That's a risk I'm willing to take!

Had a discussion with some friends a while ago about your perfect threesome, and I suddenly realised that whilst everyone else was going for the usual - Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie etc - both the men I'd pick were in no way, shape or form, real and were in fact a load of pixels. Which puts a bit of a crimp in the whole thing, really.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Had a discussion with some friends a while ago about your perfect threesome, and I suddenly realised that whilst everyone else was going for the usual - Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie etc - both the men I'd pick were in no way, shape or form, real and were in fact a load of pixels. Which puts a bit of a crimp in the whole thing, really.

Not as such...unless you believe that celebs really are the way the pay their PR people to make them appear.

Hey, they've gone back to the old captcha.

 

[Purkki]

Kerrigan (pre-zerg), oooooh booooooy!

 

[honestdiscussioner]

Had a discussion with some friends a while ago about your perfect threesome, and I suddenly realised that whilst everyone else was going for the usual - Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie etc - both the men I'd pick were in no way, shape or form, real and were in fact a load of pixels. Which puts a bit of a crimp in the whole thing, really.

Think about it from a future perspective though. Someday we could all be brains in jars experiencing a virtual reality . . . then everyone would basically be a load of pixels . . visually anyway. Then you really could have that special moment with Mr. Valentine.

 

[Lullabye]

Balthier, FFXII.
God he is just so sexy. Plus he owns his own ship. I could join the mile high club! >///<

 

[GrimHeaper]

Kerrigan (pre-zerg), oooooh booooooy!

Better if it isn't pre-zerg.

 

[honestdiscussioner]

Kerrigan (pre-zerg), oooooh booooooy!

Better if it isn't pre-zerg.

Either way, she could rev your engine up with just her mind!

 

[Wereraccoon]

Hmm.. This is actually a hard one. Since well... Are none humans allowed? Then Garrus from Mass Effect 2. Really. I can get over his weird jaws and non-humanness by just looking at him as a personality 8D

Otherwise... I guess Vincent Valentine as well.

 

[Tjacu]

Mrs Pac-Man

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[WaysideMaze]

Tali'Zorah.

Not the easiest person so sleep with, but you know, would be interesting.

 

[LittleBlondeGoth]

Think about it from a future perspective though. Someday we could all be brains in jars experiencing a virtual reality . . . then everyone would basically be a load of pixels . . visually anyway. Then you really could have that special moment with Mr. Valentine.

That cold shower is going to get a lot of use today, I can tell.

I've been pondering this for the last 10 minutes (I'm on a lunch break from work, alright?), and I realised that the characters I find the most... compelling, shall we say... are all from recent years, specifically, since game characters became voiced. I think great voice acting plays a large part for me at least in a characters' attractiveness. Someone's already mentioned Balthier, and I'd add DA:O's Alistair to that list as well. The "Makers breath" line? Oh yeah. I could listen to that all day.

 

[Guilherme Zoldan]

Do I really have to pick just one? Hmmmm Samus is nice. Before she became a whiny ***** anyways.

 

[Bajinga]

Possibly this character:

Spoiler

Who knows what gender he/she is? I get to make it up.