Game Characters With The Stupidest Names

[DrDeath3191]

There are quite a few characters with embarassingly silly names. What are your favorites?
The first one that comes to mind for me is Ulala. What parent would be so cruel as to name their child Ulala?!

 

[Torque669]

Jo-Barf Creepy.

 

[Valkyira]

Duke Nukem... nuff said

 

[scnj]

Max Payne. Or his original name, Dick Justice.

 

[Remleiz]

the entire cast of evolution for the dreamcast

e.g: Gre Nade, Mag Launcher etc

 

[CymTyr]

Icritmypants - while I like this name, it's very silly.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

[HEADING=1]Guybrush Threepwood[/HEADING]
Or maybe that other guy, Mancomb Seepgood.

 

[IntoxicatedKnight]

Revolver Ocelot.

 

[peetwee]

Pretty obviuos but Solid Snake never fails to make me titter

 

[Ultress]

Edge,Why would you name your kid after the side of a table.

 

[lostclause]

Duke Nukem... nuff said

Or his sucessor, Serious Sam.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Edge,Why would you name your kid after the side of a table.

Or after a pizza at Pizza Hut.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Jo-Barf Creepy.

This >.> and she looks weird to boot <.<

 

[Laura.]

Abobo from Double Dragon :3

 

[Colodomoko]

Soap from call of duty 4, nuff said.

 

[ragamuffingirl]

Max Payne, like the guy said above. Stupid Stupid Stupid.

 

[Mana Fiend]

Hello there Star Ocean; did you say Edge Maverick?

p.s. I don't know if this is the Edge that UncleUlty was talking about, but it's the one that came to my mind.

 

[Lovelocke]

Cloud (Never got behind him as a leading man). Gordon Freeman (Fishstick man from the future). Master Chief (Crap name, had it came out in the 80s his name would've been Awesome Radman). Crono (since in the title its Chrono trigger... if the excuse was "Crono is a similar name to Chrono, since no mom would name their kid Chrono, then why not give him one of the other seemingly normal names in the game? Red spikey hair in a Toriyama-designed cast (everyone looks the same) you could've called him Red, or like I did, Boner).

 

[NordicFrozenBackside]

Saop MacTavish; the name is so bad the game itself insults you for it.