Game Headlines from the Year 2050

[AlternatePFG]

"Duke Nukem Forever map pack delayed until next year"

 

[andy25100]

"valve introduce a new national holdiday as november the 19th becomes 'gordon freeman day'"

 

[Latinidiot]

Sims: Minecraft considered the end of reproduction
Technically, this reporter shouldn't have been born.
wait...SHI*poof*

 

[moose_man]

Duke Nukem: To Infinity and Beyond now released!

 

[SecretAlienMan]

"Diablo III will be released within the year!"

 

[Ren3004]

"New MMO, "Super Fantasy Quest" released. Developer hopes to take down WoW as the MMO with most subscribers."

 

[Mikeyfell]

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 45 might feature 38 seconds of gameplay, Fanboys furious at drawn-out story campaign

Half Life 2 episode 3 will be released in the new Orange Box along with Left 4 Dead 30, Team Fortress 19, Portal 10, Half Life 2 and episodes 1 and 2.


and now for an optimistic headline
Announced: Rock Band: Led Zeppelin!

 

[lacktheknack]

"Activision Announces that Upcoming Call of Duty Will Be Last... Again"

 

[SammiYin]

Pokemon 'Areas of the light spectrum under violet and above red'
Also Valve will have released Left 4 dead 6, Portal 7 and Team Fortress 4. All of which will still be on Source

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

"Fox News claims that FIFA 2050 turns gamers into rapists"

What?It could happen!

 

[imnot]

Halo: oh no more of those alien motherfuckers! annonced

[small]Im afraid to say I'd still buy it[/small]

 

[silasbufu]

Half Life : Episode 3 delayed

 

[SammiYin]

"Fox News claims that FIFA 2050 turns gamers into rapists"

What?It could happen!

They'll have moved on from rapists then, the next threat games will cause would be
TERRORIST PEDOPHILES!!!

 

[mrscott137]

"Gabe Newall has uploaded himself onto steam"
"Last ever space marine dies of repetition poisoning"
"Prime minister Yahtzee puts through abandoning gaming censorship law with execution as penalty"
"4chan users die of loling too hard over a cat"

 

[Danik93]

"Diablo 3 might come out next year"
"Starcraft Heart of the Swarm coming out later this year"

 

[Korzack]

Capcom apologises for accusations of Racism in Resident Evil 5.

 

[Irishguy]

California bans anything that kinda looks like a side boob

 

[esperandote]

"GeohotBox 5 is the most succesful game console ever"

 

[TheMann]

Portal 5 Has Lackluster Sales After Public Inception Of Actual Portal Device
[small]Valve's latest release in serious financial trouble. "It's just more fun in real life.", claim many gamers.[/small]

After 30 Years Of Debate In StarCraft Community, Zerg And Protoss Players Finally Admit That Terran Is Not OP
[small]"We were just being assholes.", says prominent zerg pro-player at this year's GSL tourney.[/small]

Emperor Kotick II Sentences 50,000 Battle.net Hackers To Death
[small]The emperor gave a speech today from the throne in Irvine, California, claiming that labor camp punishment simply not enough to prevent cheaters.[/small]

Console War Continues To Rage Around The Globe
[small]After Playstationers decisive victory on the Asian Front, xBox commanders may seriously be considering nuclear option. PC gamers advised to take shelter.[/small]

Is PC Gaming Dying?
[small]Despite the continued success of Steam, many analysts remain concerned.[/small]