Game Headlines from the Year 2050

[Abengoshis]

"Robot Overlord Zalgo blames video games for lack of violence."
"Minecraft now worlds most graphically intensive game."
"Genetic engineering scientists create worlds first Creeper."
"Explosion at genetic engineering laboratory kills 4 scientists."

 

[Auxiliary]

Sony finally unlocks option to install other OS on PS3 again. Hackers rejoice at long last.

 

[SaunaKalja]

"Parents fear the side-effects of 4D-gaming; Experts claim paradoxes not possible"

 

[5t3v0]

PC gaming is dying... Still

(before I get flamed for what I did not mean, I am a PC gamer. But I dont want to explain this or else it loses more of its effect)

 

[muisje33]

Minecraft beats crysis in graphics
Yahtzee prime minister of the world, giving EA and square enix the death penalty

 

[Aeshi]

"New bestselling game sells 5 whole legit copies."

 

[Catfood220]

Zombie Apocalypse Thwarted by Gamers.

"We've been in training for years for this" claim Gamers.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Over a span of months...

"Zynga and Nintendo in talks of Farmville console release." - January 5th 2050

"'Farmville 2: The Reaping slated for Fall 2050." - February 23rd 050

"'Farmville 2: The Reaping' Facebook connectivity announced." - April 20th 2050

"Farmville earns 'most pre-ordered title of all time'." - August 1st 2050

"Farmville shatters Call of Duty: Intergalactic Warfare sales." - September 10th 2050

"Zynga surpises world in puchase of partner, Nintendo. " - November 3rd 2050

"Zynga buys Valve in their second major purchase." - November 16th 2050

"Zynga swallows publishers and developers at an alarming rate." - November 28th 2050

"Sony and Microsoft unite to combat the Zynga empire." - December 1st 2050

"The last of the rebels fall. Zynga dominates. All hail Zynga." - December 31st 2050

 

[Platypusbill101]

Awfully cynical, this thread. Oh what the hell, gotta go with the flow. Final Fantasy XXXXV is released not only on consoles, but also in cinemas

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

"Valve says Episode 3 has been delayed another month. Gabe still confident about title."

 

[dWintermut3]

World of Warcraft hits 2 billion subscribers

Call of Duty 47: Modern Camp Cook sales lackluster.

US Space Marine Corps families call for removal of DOOM, Alien Vs Predator from Steam, call its depiction of space marines "demeaning and trivializing"

Genemod starcraft III player can click mouse over 85,000 times per second. Comes in second in South Korean championship

 

[Kotaro]

At the rate we're going:

"Halo 236: Covenant Rising is bestselling game of all time!"
"Beyond Good and Evil 3 announced!"

Which saddens me beyond belief.

 

[Sir Ollie]

"Mario drowns in his toilet"

 

[Atticus89]

"Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Mario, dead at age 98"

Though I could honestly see him living to be over a 100.

 

[fatmrbunko]

shigeru miyamoto promises the 4ds micro is not another money printing machine

 

[fatmrbunko]

shigeru miyamoto promises the 4ds micro is not another money printing machine

Shigeru Miyamoto surprisingly still with Nintendo at the ripe old age of 98.

they will never let him leave