Game Items you would like to own

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Portal gun, peoples cars would disappear for no reason

Ninja-ed.

 

[Zhandarr]

Oh, oh... the sackboy. I know it's not really an item, but to have a little sackboy to play with, I'd love it.

 

[yoshimickster]

The mushrooms from the Super Mario universe. Why you may ask? Because in Paper Mario Tayce T. turned one of those into a steak. A FREAKING STEAK! And no not to get high, that jokes been done a thousand times.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I'd like a working portal gun, but I wuldn't have the companion cube back.
I feel too guilty... *sob*

I'd also love a working hidden blade, preferably the one from AC2, I like having 10 fingers.
I'd also like the crossbow from Bioshock, along with a bunch of trap bolts, and maybe some incendiary ones, as well as one of the Little Sisters' ADAM needles, along with as an EVE hypo.
Yes I'm a Bioshock fanboy, stop looking at me like that.

Oh, and a Houdini splicer's mask.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Laser-sword from HALO.
Gravity Hammer from HALO.
Soul Edge.
Soul Calibur (Duel wield FTW!).
A Storm Bolter from Warhammer 40K.
Mjolnir from Thor in Marvel Ultimate Alliance.
Plasma Autorifle from Timesplitters 2.
A +4 Flaming Burst Byeshk Dwarven Axe of Righteousness from Dungeons and Dragons Online (I have one of those on my Cleric).
The Sword of a Thousand Truths from World of Warcraft (IT EXISTS!).
Batman's Belt.
Portal Gun for the lulz.

That's about it, there's probably more, but I can't think of them right now.

 

[Shawshanker]

The R.Y.N.O. from Ratchet and Clank,
the Hidden Blade from Assassin's Creed,
the Clawshot from Zelda,
a supply of Mushrooms from Mario,
the Batmobile from Batman: Arkham Asylum,
a Lightsaber from a Star Wars,
a Vita-Chamber from Bioshock to put in the back of my closet,
and a Morph-o-Ray also from Ratchet and Clank.

 

[Deadpewl]

The portal gun and the konami code (extra lives(it counts because I say it does dammit)). I would be the most awesome guy ever. Of all time.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The Targe Charge and Eyelander from Team Fortress 2

I love rushing into peoples faces and decapitating them with a critical hit swing.

 

[Sonofadiddly]

This might not really qualify as an item, but I want a chocobo. Now that's getting to class in style.

How could I forget Chocobos. Especially after the botched Chocobo Salesman routine my friends and I came up with.
[Funny story] I was standing outside my high-school about two years ago with a couple of my friends and we started talking about chocobos. Well I started on this tangent about the capabilities of the chocobo as if I were selling a car. A friend joins in and we go the whole nine yards. Landspeed, suggested feeding habits, types suggested for various travel (blue for oceanic and green(? Its been a while) for mountainous travel. The luxurious white chocobo. The glorious gold chocobo. Battle capabilities and racing capabilities. Everything said in a grand fashion while motioning to our obviously completely real stock of chocobos. Somebody steps forward and asks if we could do it again for a YouTube recording and we never could remember how to do it right.[/boring story]

I'd want a blue one, as I live quite close to a bay. I'd name him Jesus and run circles around all those stupid college students in their kayaks.

 

[Zeromaeus]

This might not really qualify as an item, but I want a chocobo. Now that's getting to class in style.

How could I forget Chocobos. Especially after the botched Chocobo Salesman routine my friends and I came up with.
[Funny story] I was standing outside my high-school about two years ago with a couple of my friends and we started talking about chocobos. Well I started on this tangent about the capabilities of the chocobo as if I were selling a car. A friend joins in and we go the whole nine yards. Landspeed, suggested feeding habits, types suggested for various travel (blue for oceanic and green(? Its been a while) for mountainous travel. The luxurious white chocobo. The glorious gold chocobo. Battle capabilities and racing capabilities. Everything said in a grand fashion while motioning to our obviously completely real stock of chocobos. Somebody steps forward and asks if we could do it again for a YouTube recording and we never could remember how to do it right.[/boring story]

I'd want a blue one, as I live quite close to a bay. I'd name him Jesus and run circles around all those stupid college students in their kayaks.

Chocobos are quite the lucrative business, they are. All right, you want a blue, and one young enough to name at that. Breeding arrangements... Gyashl greens... saddle... Have you ever ridden' one? No? Riding lessons... That comes to a total of 4700 gil it does. Now, if you want a more "holy" flair we could raise an albino blue (rare but doable) or even gold, but I doubt that's in your price range. Do you need fighting capabilities? Choco meteor is inherent so breeding into a blue isn't impossible... Okay this'll be alot of paper-work...

 

[Artina89]

The Godhand, and/or Squall's gunblade. Wasn't sold on the character Squall, but I did think that the gunblade was pretty sweet.

 

[Ildecia]

N64: 2 maulers from perfect dark; the farsight XR-20 from perfect dark...

PC: the sickening overpowering magic of morrowind... as well as the god mode (i only played that game to hack its face off)

Wii/PSP: any of the monster hunter games... i want a pet white fatalis... YES

 

[ninja555]

BFG 3000. For duck huntin'

 

[Gammaj4]

~most of the Items from Smash bros:
--cracker launcher
--ray gun
--beam sword
--bumper
--smart bomb
--assist trophies
--heart contaniners
--home-run bat
~portal gun
~gravity gun
~both of which should be built into the arm cannon of my varia suit
~which suit would also have a sheath for my biggorn sword.
~...which would be enhanced by sol.
~medigun

I think that's it.

 

[IHateDaManSkirt]

Any fake sword that looks real. Any of them at all. Even one from like Onechambara(I would tell people it's the sword of Morgoth or something.)

 

[Vigus92]

The blades of athena from god of war. Or how about the stealth-suite from metal gear solid?

 

[blankedboy]

INB4 PORTAL GUN

But of course, you are always FAR too late when you say that.

OT, EVERYTHING DDDDdDDdDdDDddSDsD2w1d?@?1@

 

[The DSM]

Gordons crowbar and the portal gun.

Hilarity follows.

 

[ThaBenMan]

A hardsuit from Mass Effect, complete with kinetic shield generators. It would probably be pretty much invulnerable against modern firearms.