Game Name Surgery.

[wilsonscrazybed]

I got looking at the reviews forums earlier today and saw two game reviews right on top of each other, Company of heroes, and Guitar Hero. I mused over why so many games had to use the word "hero" in their title. Then it struck me; this might be a fun forum game.

So here's how it works. Put on your thinking cap. Mix two games with similar words in their titles and make a new concept based on that new premise. I know all you creative people will do way better than my first attempt.

Company of Guitar Heroes: A "highly realistic" RTS set in the 1980s where your elite squad of rock gods try to protect western hair metal sensibilities from the looming threat of fascist synthpop. Includes a "playable" machine gun with six color-coded buttons and a twelve hour long solo from Wagner's "Die Valkyrie."

EDIT: New rule, if it's not that obvious please put the names of the two games you cannibalized.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

This is a hilarious thread idea, and I would totally play that...gimme a second, I will return with an ACTUAL response.

 

[Limasol]

Supreme Marvel: Ultimate Forged Alliance - Basically a swirl of pretty colours like REZ HD but with multiplayer.
Not very good i know but the word alliance got stuck in my head and i couldn't think of much else. A shed load of games have alliance in the title though.
(That's Supreme commander forged Alliance and Marvel Ultimate Alliance)

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

Trek Wars Galaxies: The MMO Space Flight-sim/Shooter that puts into the players' hands the chance to play out the ultimate internet geek debate: Enterprise vs Star Destroyer

 

[Flangle]

BIOSIMS Ever wonder what a day in the life of Rapture was like?
*Enroll to become a big daddy!
*Scavenge the streets in search of food!
*Dont forget to raid that mans appartment and use his toilet!
*Useful plasmids to stop you wetting yourself when that splicer attacks you!

Buy now for £45.99 at your local Game or Gamestation.
(available on PC, PS3, Wii and Xbox 360)

 

[slaygore]

Command & Conquer: Yuri's Burnout Revenge: Combining the thrills and excitement with crashing your cars in burnout with the strategic planning of the C&C series.

Synopsis: Yuri is back and madder than ever. He has found a way to control these murderous sentient cars to crash and destroy everything in existence. It is up to you to fight back using your own cars and fight the forces of evil and put a stop to Yuri once and for all.

 

[Archon]

Dance Dance Dead Rising (DDDR): In which you play a break-dancing zombie hunter who uses flash moves and high kicks to dispatch the living dead to the beat. Match your feet to the rhythm arrows to fight zombies in front, left, right, and behind you. The final boss encounter features a dance-battle agaisnt a horde of undead set to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".

 

[Ultrajoe]

Legend of zelda: ocarina-harp in a boat covered in an alternate universe...

you play as link, and you need to save the princess from... well... ganon... just like always... [/cheek]

 

[roo18]

50 Cent: Blood Money, the upcoming sequel to 50 Cent: Contracts, where you're assassinating your audience through your new brand 'killa' style of rap in a Middle-Eastern country. You're paid in diamond shoes, which are stolen. Now you must steal the shoes back using your 'stealth-starr' style of rap.

Either that or you find some big guns, some how, and shoot everyone to take... whats rightfully yours.

 

[Russ Pitts]

God of WarCraft. You're a server manager at Blizzard. With chain blades.

 

[Andaxay]

Dungeons and Dragon Keepers: The latest underground adventure feauring our favourite, the Horned Reaper, donning mage robes and a staff for a final showdown with the Avatar and his trusty pet dragon. Available on PC this Autumn.

(Dungeons and Dragons, and a favourite of mine, Dungeon Keeper).

 

[666thHeretic]

Call of Halo 2 (CoD2 and Halo 2)-Exactly the same as Halo, but with gameplay that actually justifies the price tag.

Star Wars: Empire at the Dawn of War-The Imperium and Empire finally meet, while the other eight races from the Dawn of War series quickly arrive in Empire space to fight for whatever it is they fight for (usually "because we can"). Can the Empire hold back the waves of Guardsmen or the might of the Space Marines? No, they don't stand a chance.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Metal Gear Solid: Son of Liberty City - as a retired army soldier you are called back once again to defend the streets of Liberty City from The Big Boss in a stealth action sandbox game

i'm trying to think of a good star wars one

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

No More Super Mario Brothers - An eccentric and bloody satire of Nintendo fans that razors through all their social quirps. Bosses include the fanboy who refuses to acknowledge a game's flaws to the point of trying to brainwash the city, a sex-crazed stalker who must always find the next victim in another castle, and a hallucinogen-turtle killing cult.

 

[saphronic]

Super Paper Mario!

...oh, wait.

God of Geometry Wars. Hack and slash your way through an endless onslaught of mythological creatures that all look like little geometric shapes.

 

[shatnershaman]

Killzone:Combat Evolved

A killzone game that doesn't suck.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Tom Clancy's Underground - a tactical squad based skateboarding game that will bring skateboarding to the next level

Star Wars: Battlefield 1123: Battle For Endor: Drake Unleashed - we could write anything here, you'd still buy it cause it has JEDI in it and it's Star Wars

 

[Mstrswrd]

Metal Gear Skateboarding... Wait... nevermind, that exists.

Um... Devil's War (sounded better then Devil of War): Choose one God-Killing warrior (Dante or Kratos) and go on a bloody slaughter though Demons, the undead, innocents (Kratos), etc.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Assassin's Crossing - Step into the world of Assassin's Crossing, where villagers live their everyday lives as ruthless killers in time with an actual 24-hour clock. To become a part of the thriving murderous community, you'll kill a lot of people, buy a house and interact with other villagers, some of which can be killed by friends and family. As you kill people for your own pleasure, check out what other assassins have done for the community. Destroy relationships by killing other people, slitting their supply throats or wringing their necks. Throughout the game, you'll kill an assortment of political figures and religious icons and different people of rank and affluence. To ensure it will be a desirable place for people to live, help to keep your village beautiful.

Assassin's creed and Animal Crossing, the description is totally ripped off of Animal crossing, with some minor changes

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Perfect Dark and Light. Train your giant animal avatar in the art of sneaking around to steal enemy secrets.

Half Second Life : Run around an alien landscape populated with many other players trying to prove you are the one free man.

Haloziation : Raise an Empire of Space Marines to last 4000 years.

Sam and Max Paine : Zany Hijinxs with a talking dog and a bullet dodging gun-bunny.

Dungeon Tycoon : Create a themepark for all the Heroes, and then kill them.

The Sims City : Build an entire city, and then run everyone's life for them.

Diablo : Time Lord of Darkness : Travel through time picking up the most evil people to take on Heaven.

World of Starcraft : Actually, just make this game NOW.