Commander Keen and Conquer Side-scrolling platformer RTS. Take control of one of three factions and defeat your opponent with a wide range of units, ranging from soldiers to supertanks, all on pogo sticks.
Game Name Surgery.
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World of Warcrack (I'm original(sarcasm(triple parentheses!)))
World of Warcraft where you jump around being bored.
(WOW+crackdown)
World of Warcraft where you jump around being bored.
(WOW+crackdown)
Back to an old classic
Hostile Watersports.
Supported by your adaptive cruiser, scavenge enough energy for your nanabots to built the ultimate in water-skiing equipment, load it with Scalpel chainguns and take the fight to the Cabal in style!
Ok, so that's only really Hostile waters and a generic sports game. Bah!
Hostile Watersports.
Supported by your adaptive cruiser, scavenge enough energy for your nanabots to built the ultimate in water-skiing equipment, load it with Scalpel chainguns and take the fight to the Cabal in style!
Ok, so that's only really Hostile waters and a generic sports game. Bah!
METAL GEAR SLUG: SNAKE ANTHOLOGY EATER (Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Metal Slug Anthology, Snake)
Hideo Kojima's highly anticipated prequel to Guns of the Patriots. Set before the events on Shadow Moses, a rookie Foxhound agent codenamed Solid Slug is captured by a terrorist group attempting to unleash an apocalyptic computer virus embedded in the upcoming anthology of the classic Snake computer games. Tortured and permanently separated from his limbs, Slug is forced to sneak his way out of imprisonment and save the world by crawling on his belly and eating all the discs and computers that contain the Snake Anthology beta.
Hideo Kojima's highly anticipated prequel to Guns of the Patriots. Set before the events on Shadow Moses, a rookie Foxhound agent codenamed Solid Slug is captured by a terrorist group attempting to unleash an apocalyptic computer virus embedded in the upcoming anthology of the classic Snake computer games. Tortured and permanently separated from his limbs, Slug is forced to sneak his way out of imprisonment and save the world by crawling on his belly and eating all the discs and computers that contain the Snake Anthology beta.
Oh man that would be epic. Sony and Capcom so need to join together and make this.Mstrswrd said:
YES! Please do!The_root_of_all_evil said:
Grand Theft Turismo (yeah it's lame but I dont care): Steal cars TO RACE THEM!!! And if you're losing get a gun and shoot their tire...or them.
Leisure Suit Lara : Try and help Lara find true love with a handful of hunky archaeologists before they meet their fate.
Microsoft Word Simulator : Try and get your letter written without the evil paperclip re-arranging your words.
Grand Thief Auto: Decandenscium - Run round the medieval town of Decadencsium, killing the slavers, stealing carriages and becoming the King.
Unreal IX: Travel with Lord English through the heady lands of Na Pali, bartering for weapons to enter the Tournament.
Lula : The Sexy Empire Strikes Back : Destroy those Pimp scum with your deadly Vibrator Star.
Street Tie Fighter : Get down with the homies as they check out their Imperial patch, innit.
Microsoft Word Simulator : Try and get your letter written without the evil paperclip re-arranging your words.
Grand Thief Auto: Decandenscium - Run round the medieval town of Decadencsium, killing the slavers, stealing carriages and becoming the King.
Unreal IX: Travel with Lord English through the heady lands of Na Pali, bartering for weapons to enter the Tournament.
Lula : The Sexy Empire Strikes Back : Destroy those Pimp scum with your deadly Vibrator Star.
Street Tie Fighter : Get down with the homies as they check out their Imperial patch, innit.
Metalo: Tactical espionage evolved
Sneak up on unsuspecting camping fourteen year olds, then strangle them.
Wait.. that doesn't sound right...
Sneak up on unsuspecting camping fourteen year olds, then strangle them.
Wait.. that doesn't sound right...
Countdown Strike : "I'll have an Steyr Aug please, Carol."
City of Guitar Heroes : Run round Flamenco City trying to five-star all the evil fretters.
Yuri-Oh : Conquer the Decadent West with a children's card game.
City of Guitar Heroes : Run round Flamenco City trying to five-star all the evil fretters.
Yuri-Oh : Conquer the Decadent West with a children's card game.
Or...The_root_of_all_evil said:
Tie Street Fighter
An urban fighting game with a unique fighting system based on various forms of Neckties and Knots. Full Windsor provides slow, formal power, Bowtie provides Jaunty Nostalgia, Simple Knot is a good all round that just gets the job done, though in the end its still two steroid pumped rappers wearing tuxes and whipping eachother with ties.
The Blair Witcher : Gallantly try to lead the English Government through to the next election by shagging all the MP's, whilst fighting off the evil Tawries.
Portal of Radiance : Battle the evil computer Goldos with your D&D party. There is no iron rations.
LaraCraft: MMO Raider : Create huge breasted characters online and steal all the other players items.
Sporetal: Create your own computer and watch it enslave you.
Portal of Radiance : Battle the evil computer Goldos with your D&D party. There is no iron rations.
LaraCraft: MMO Raider : Create huge breasted characters online and steal all the other players items.
Sporetal: Create your own computer and watch it enslave you.
As much as I'd want to see pogo-tanks, this one sounds much more awesome, and should be made right now!John Galt said:
*Thinking extremely hard...*
Dang it, only got Super Mario Sunshine Party Mansion Galaxy 64. You run around on a board game in a sunlit mansion in the Milky way, with the chance of having cake when you finish.
Dang it, only got Super Mario Sunshine Party Mansion Galaxy 64. You run around on a board game in a sunlit mansion in the Milky way, with the chance of having cake when you finish.
Waaaait... I got more.
Grand Theft Tourismo 3 1/2. Run over all the civilians, police,drug dealers, and hookers who decide it's a good idea to walk onto the race track.
Knights into the old republic. You go from dream to dream battling nightmares in the way of the jedi.
Shadow of the Katamari: You are the Celtic warrior who fights giant rolling clumps of stuff in a forbidden land to save the life of some girl that's either dead or asleep.
Excite emblem: Radiant dawn
An exciting tactical war racing game.
Shadow of The Hedge Hog: taking a dark turn for the Sonic the Colossus games, you now play the part of Wanderer, trying to discover his lost memories/cause of existence/take over the world/(By now you shouldn't care because the game sucked anyway) by exploring every nook and cranny of a vast land battling Aliens, robots, and GUN units alike in a story line that changes every time you play it. Did we mention guns and swearing? Yeah, it has that too.
Grand Theft Tourismo 3 1/2. Run over all the civilians, police,drug dealers, and hookers who decide it's a good idea to walk onto the race track.
Knights into the old republic. You go from dream to dream battling nightmares in the way of the jedi.
Shadow of the Katamari: You are the Celtic warrior who fights giant rolling clumps of stuff in a forbidden land to save the life of some girl that's either dead or asleep.
Excite emblem: Radiant dawn
An exciting tactical war racing game.
Shadow of The Hedge Hog: taking a dark turn for the Sonic the Colossus games, you now play the part of Wanderer, trying to discover his lost memories/cause of existence/take over the world/(By now you shouldn't care because the game sucked anyway) by exploring every nook and cranny of a vast land battling Aliens, robots, and GUN units alike in a story line that changes every time you play it. Did we mention guns and swearing? Yeah, it has that too.
Neverwinter Knights of the Old Repbulic - an epic roleplaying game set before the times of trouble where you can choose the path of a follower or Bhaal or Bane for the pursuit of the greater evil