Ernest Cavalli is blowing this very much out of proportion. Has he ever been in an Asian LAN cafe? I doubt he has. I have and I can say that these places get pretty crowded. If you have 100 people in a LAN cafe, all wandering around, smoking, drinking, talking, it's quite clear how someone sitting in such a position could easily be missed. Perhaps Mr. Cavalli is trying to get a job with the tabloids with his overly dramatic and nonsensicle articles.
Also, what does this have to do with 'survival instincts'? Whoever needed to avoid a lion while in a LAN cafe? I don't know where you live but there are very few lions roaming the streets of where I live. The same can be said about ANYTHING. How about I write your next article for you, Ernest; "People have terrible survival instincts while sitting in Starbucks. They could be hit by a meteor at any moment and they would be too engrossed in coffee to notice. This shows how dehumanised people are whilst drinking coffee".
What nonsense. I really hope you don't get paid for these articles.
Some of you have raised issues of smell. He would be unlikely to give off any smell until around the 70 hour mark. At 9 hours he would still retain some body heat (although probably not much).
Quaidis mentioned the defication upon death. While it does indeed happen it doesn't always happen immediately. If he had recently been to the bathroom he also wouldn't have much to pass out of his bowels. Lets not forget the smell of LAN cafes and nerds in general. Strong smell of stale sweat and takeout food. While I am not 100% sure about Taiwan, mainland Chinese cafes usually allow smoking inside, so these places can get pretty smokey, another reason why people wouldn't notice a smell.
This article was written by a knee jerk author who has absolutely no idea what he is talking about.
Great reporting Escapist. How about you hire me to write similarly bullshit articles?