Fat- HA! I'm 5'10" ish and weight around 145 lbs. ( some call that amazon) most weight is in my chest >.<
Lazy- after chasing around my kids, various martial arts ( non sports jujitsu, kendo) then running, cleaning up after the kids, work etc etc.. I sleep 4 hours or so... so I guess Im lazy.
Live in a basement- The master bedroom is in a finished basement/turned more into a split level.. other than that I OWN the house so throws that out.
Bad hygiene- quite the opposite... I take care of myself
Socially stunted-" faints at sight of opposite sex I'm not always fond of parties, or large gatherings, but I have no issues interacting with anyone at any time....as for the opposite ( or same) sex thing.....Im married with children....yeah, I'm really on edge around potential mates >.>
Foam swords- Well , I have alot of blades around the house...from basket hilts, Sgian Dubh knives, rapiers, irish key swords, celtic one handed broads, tanto, katana, naginata... all of them AUTHENTIC COMBAT READY and sharpened...and none are so much for decoration, all are trained in and part of various activities " though all but one katana were gifts from a friend in japan who sent one for the birth of each child, and a wedding gift...a very traditional way to commemorate a important event... my other katana is for Iai Do kata "
only foam swords are nurf...my spouse, my kids, and myself all have at least one ( in this house nerf wars end arguments)
I basically think I defy the stereotypes... but then again to be honest.. I do know a few who fit it perfectly.