Fat- I have a healthy BMI, but I have a very... fertile body build.
Lazy- I think I am, but considering my achievements, I would say not.
basement- Never. I will never.
foam swords and castle- I did fencing, if that counts.
Embarassing ourselves- I'm clueless in an endearing way, but I present very well to people whose opinions really matter.
The real irony is that all my friends have started hanging out at the local tabletop gaming shop, playing magic nonstop for hours...
Really, they're just desperate; all the young males either hang out at the skate park, coffee shops, or that place. The skater boys are... iffy people, the guys at the coffee shop are either gay or taken, leaving the nerd boys as their last resort.
That place doesn't feel right; those are the same people that gave me near death glares...