Games No one will ever buy

[the protaginist]

People say games based on Disney movie's, but I remember a pretty solid Toy Story 2 Platformer that was released when I was a pup.

 

[KoRn_Leader]

Madden, I dont get those games

Bingo. Except idiots keep buying millions of the exact same game, over and over again...
*Sigh*

This.

Also, any sports franchise game period.
I also look on the shelf at the Brain Age ripoffs and hope to god that they don't sell...

I see a game that no one will ever buy, but that they should all the time:

EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 2017

Most. Underrated. Game. Ever.

Bar none. I mean it. Bar fucking none. Its also hard to find depending on where you live.

EDF2017 was not that great.. it had like 3 maps that were beig constantly being reycycled, its controls we bad, and so was the story.

It had a lack of everything except for a bunch of GIANT FUDGEING FIREANTS!

But the boss batte of the mothership at the end was cool, just for the sheer scale of things. But again, retarded. Giant ants that pilot giant spaceships.. hmm were the DEVS on LSD when planing the game?

 

[42manZ]

Madden, I dont get those games

I totally agree with you. Whats more boring than playing a game that you can play in real life yourself. Sounds like a waste of money and time to me.

Here's the solution, go find some one who is a fan of one of those games, then ask wwhat you just said: Whats more boring than playing a game that you can play in real life yourself.

However, you should rephrase it as: Whats more boring than playing a game that you actually enjoy.

Just because it's not for you, doesn't mean it's not for everybody.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Barbie Horse Adventure. Oh, the horror. A legend among epic failure.

 

[Shapsters]

Anything made by Disney Interactive

Wouldn't that include the Kingdom Hearts series?

I meant stuff like High School Musical and Hannah Montanna games

Ugh. I forgot about those games. Again my question... how on Earth do you play something like that? Anything Hanna Montana is just down right awful!

There is this thing called spoilt little girls. They seem to like her for some reason. SOme role model if you ask me!

 

[Devilpapaya]

Who can forget NRA: Varmint Hunter.

 

[Cylem]

That game on the DS where you train your eye-sight. Also the DS Stop Smoking Tutor. Really now? How many people smoke, want to stop, own a DS and think that would work?

 

[soren7550]

Hell's Kitchen The Game for the Wii. Who in their right fucking minds green lighted this?!?!? It's a fucking Wii game bases off a horrible reality show where some British twat yells at a bunch of fatties in a kitchen! These people need to be publicly hanged.

 

[kizzneth]

Wii fitness... an oxymoron in and of itself...

 

[shmaller]

Full House Tournament Fighter

Hahahaha, that was an AVGN joke, right? ...Right?

 

[Oranga]

Madden, I dont get those games

I totally agree with you. Whats more boring than playing a game that you can play in real life yourself. Sounds like a waste of money and time to me.

Here's the solution, go find some one who is a fan of one of those games, then ask wwhat you just said: Whats more boring than playing a game that you can play in real life yourself.

However, you should rephrase it as: Whats more boring than playing a game that you actually enjoy.

Just because it's not for you, doesn't mean it's not for everybody.

I completely understand "Just because it's not for you, doesn't mean it'ts not for everybody." But, since we are underneath a thread that states "Games No one will ever buy" I suppose my negative comment makes a lot of sense in this thread.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I'd say Jumper: Griffin's Story but my friend bought that (don't worry, I ridiculed him).

Well at least it was a great book...

A lot of the current game look really stupid but the one that takes home the grand prize in my book are any of the 50 cent games. Seriously, who would buy those?

 

[Avatar Roku]

I'd say Jumper: Griffin's Story but my friend bought that (don't worry, I ridiculed him).

Well at least it was a great book...

A lot of the current game look really stupid but the one that takes home the grand prize in my book are any of the 50 cent games. Seriously, who would buy those?

I understand the recent one was actually quite good, [http://files.g4tv.com/videoDB/036/915/video36915/go_soapbox_50cent_pod.mp4] not that I'd ever touch it.

 

[Pimppeter2]

The ps3 buzz trivia game, I wanna bust that out at a party and see everyones reactions

 

[UpSkirtDistress]

A Japanese Rape Simulation ... oh no wait

 

[Insomniaku]

i highly disagree with everyone's posts about how all these casual games won't sell.... they're terrible yes! but they do sell.. the sad truth is that no GOOD games sell... sure extremely popular ones do like CoD4, RE5, Killzone 2, Gears, 2, L4D etc but there will always be amazing achievements in gaming history that go overlooked (not here but on store shelves) examples??? Shadow of Colossus and Ico are probably the most common examples of this.

 

[Arcyde]

 

[the_baku_eats_dreams]

I will never play any football game, they just aren't that fun. Hockey and basketball sure, but not american football