Games No one will ever buy

[toapat]

Halo wars, my reasons are: not made by blizzard, console only, and its halo, they curbstomped any real point to that right after they finished the first game and book
Naruto: that series is mind wrenchingly shitty
barbie, my little pony, exploration games. self explanatory
gears of war 3 if they make it, will end up ruining the entire series if they are not careful
movie games and TV games: when havent they sucked?
LOTR games: overkill
anything not made by blizzard or has the name The Sims/half life on it in the computer games aisle not in the jewelcase section.

So no game is worth buying unless its made by Blizzard, Valve or Will Wright?

Apparently, I had no idea I was playing so many worthless games. (Extreme sarcasm)

aparently you dont read beyond graphics for a game, because if you did, you either see depth to the storyline, or someone who only wants your money

Someone who wants my money? Will Wright, yes. Name one game he made that had a deep storyline. After your done picking your brain, support the indies.

the storyline for the sims is whatever the hell you feel like, he is just giving you tools to do that.
Sergeant M. Fudgey, that comment was aimed at you

damn i own, started 3 pages in a row

 

[Saylek]

My little Pony: Erotic Island Adventures

That'd be My Little Porny, right?

haha im gonna write that one down. hahahaha

I SWEAR TO CHRIST, IF YOU MAKE IT, I WILL HAVE TO MURDER YOU PERSONALLY!

sup toni, haha well why not! its a great idea, settled i shall make it into a comic strip that shall become as popular as peanut butter! it shall be the best thing invented since toilet paper!!!
Yes Yes HI 5

 

[Arayis]

onechambaru bikini samurai squad.
Just take 5 seconds to analyze the name of this game.
who can possible take it seriously.
then again i guess the only thing saving it is it's name as well.
in either case it would be embarassing to buy.

It looks alot like a ps2 game called Zombie Zone, which is a game I am yet to see a person buy, others include trivial pursuit and my health coach: quit smoking.

 

[Amaurus]

Madden, I dont get those games

Bingo. Except idiots keep buying millions of the exact same game, over and over again...
*Sigh*

This.

Also, any sports franchise game period.
I also look on the shelf at the Brain Age ripoffs and hope to god that they don't sell...

I see a game that no one will ever buy, but that they should all the time:

EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 2017

Most. Underrated. Game. Ever.

Bar none. I mean it. Bar fucking none. Its also hard to find depending on where you live.

I think EDF 2017 was and still is the best game. But most of the people who say "It sucks" have never played the game. Sure there are a couple of bugs (I don't mean ants and spiders) but the game is still awesome!

 

[The Young One]

I've seen an extreme fishing thing, that sucked.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

My little Pony: Erotic Island Adventures

I pirated that one.

Can I have a copy?
(Hopeful Grin)