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BiscuitTrouser

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Have you ever picked up a game, sat down with it for five or ten minutes and instantly thought "im not going to like this". Mine would be eve online. I did the combat tutorial mined some rocks and was pretty happy. Then i clicked "take me to next mission" 50 warp gate jumps later through the endless boring darkness of space past hundreds of other random cloned ships and I realise I hate the games basic mechanics with a burning passion. If the tutorial mission requires you to sit through 10 minutes of solid travel in a featureless 3d environment, and subsequently with no map, while i have no idea in hell where i am relative to anything, thats a recipe for drollness right there.

Ever had a similar experiance? What specifically disagreed with you about the game?

If you want name a game you loved instantly and why, maybe one of the first lines a character said or an intro event.

EDIT: Just to clarify, I didn't say i have up on these games after five minutes, only that i had a strong sense I wouldn't enjoy them, i do not mean literally five minutes of gameplay was had. Different people have different ideas of what game mechanics are good and which are not. the idea is you see something so core, so vital to the game and think "I dislike this a lot" leading you to believe the rest of the game will also be disagreeable too.

EDIT the second: Please explain why you dislike these games, even if its only one or two reasons, it tends to annoy people when un explained strong opinions are given. Also be considerate of other peoples opinions. Yes they are different than yours, its why its THEIR opinions and not YOUR opinions. Fantastic isnt it? Feel free to disbute a point on a game but keep it civil, the existance of said game is not decided by the opinion of one or two gamers.
 

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Lost Odyssey, I've thought highly of Final Fantasies in the past and, as this was from the same creators I thought it may have been good. I was wrong.
 

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Sonic the Hedgehog 06.

This was when I was still clinging to the false hope that SEGA could recover the franchise, and was DETERMINED to like it, despite horrendous reviews.

I returned the game the next day, and haven't bought another Sonic game since.
 

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Too Human pitty i loved the idea of it, but they had to fuck it up didn't they and most recently Alpha Protocol .
 

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BiscuitTrouser said:
Have you ever picked up a game, sat down with it for five or ten minutes and instantly thought "im not going to like this". Mine would be eve online. I did the combat tutorial mined some rocks and was pretty happy. Then i clicked "take me to next mission" 50 warp gate jumps later through the endless boring darkness of space past hundreds of other random cloned ships and I realise I hate the games basic mechanics with a burning passion. If the tutorial mission requires you to sit through 10 minutes of solid travel in a featureless 3d environment, and subsequently with no map, while i have no idea in hell where i am relative to anything.

Ever had a similar experiance? What specifically disagreed with you about the game?

If you want name a game you loved instantly and why, maybe one of the first lines a character said or an intro event.
How the hell did it take you through 50 gates? I've been playing for a couple of months, and I'm doing lvl 4 mishes tops 20 gates from the starting area.
 

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Siren.

Between the overcomplicated way to doing anything (we thought so, anyway) and the Japanese people with British accents...it was just bad.

I still hate that game, actually.
 

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Mercenaries 2. The controls, the graphics, the voice acting.. it was a perfect storm of suck. Glad I got it for 2 dollars on sale.

Red Dead Redemption. Not so much that I hated it, more that I played the crap out of GTA3 and Vice City, and had to force myself with a gun to finish GTA 4. Sadly I was 'forced' to buy it by my friends so we could play online together, only to realize 5 minutes in that I really hate the 'gta scheme' that it follows. Also the online was crap, which was just insult to injury.

Assassins Creed 2. How a game about assassins assassinating assassination targets can be so mind numbing, I do not know, but there is some real talent at Ubisoft. Though to be fair, it took me about an hour and a half to get sick of it, as opposed to 5 minutes.
 

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God of War... on the PS2...

and it was the odd kind of hate... like I hated it so much I had to beat it >_>.
 

BiscuitTrouser

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dududf said:
BiscuitTrouser said:
Have you ever picked up a game, sat down with it for five or ten minutes and instantly thought "im not going to like this". Mine would be eve online. I did the combat tutorial mined some rocks and was pretty happy. Then i clicked "take me to next mission" 50 warp gate jumps later through the endless boring darkness of space past hundreds of other random cloned ships and I realise I hate the games basic mechanics with a burning passion. If the tutorial mission requires you to sit through 10 minutes of solid travel in a featureless 3d environment, and subsequently with no map, while i have no idea in hell where i am relative to anything.

Ever had a similar experiance? What specifically disagreed with you about the game?

If you want name a game you loved instantly and why, maybe one of the first lines a character said or an intro event.
How the hell did it take you through 50 gates? I've been playing for a couple of months, and I'm doing lvl 4 mishes tops 20 gates from the starting area.
Might be my fault on that, I cliked/unclicked it serval times due to mind numbing bordum. Iether way a feature less mapless 3d environment wasnt for me, i like to know where i am reletive to everything else at all times, random teleportation isnt for me.
 

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I hate to be "that guy," but for me it's Fallout 3 and Mass Effect. Moreso Mass Effect; I haven't totally given up on Fallout 3, though it hasn't really grabbed me after a couple hours of gameplay - thus I'm sticking with it. But I had a completely irrational and unfounded sense that I'd hate Mass Effect before I even put it in, and as much as I've tried to be open-minded about it, nothing about it has convinced me it isn't shit waffles. Guess I'm just a freak...

*EDIT: There were also a number of things that absolutely bugged the hell out of me about Shadow of the Colossus (including the horse - the bit en route to the final boss was the highlight of the game), but somehow, along the way it ended up becoming one of my favorite games ever.
 

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Terrorist Takedown 2 and any other game made by City Interactive that I've been dumb enough to buy/download.
 

dududf

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BiscuitTrouser said:
dududf said:
BiscuitTrouser said:
Have you ever picked up a game, sat down with it for five or ten minutes and instantly thought "im not going to like this". Mine would be eve online. I did the combat tutorial mined some rocks and was pretty happy. Then i clicked "take me to next mission" 50 warp gate jumps later through the endless boring darkness of space past hundreds of other random cloned ships and I realise I hate the games basic mechanics with a burning passion. If the tutorial mission requires you to sit through 10 minutes of solid travel in a featureless 3d environment, and subsequently with no map, while i have no idea in hell where i am relative to anything.

Ever had a similar experiance? What specifically disagreed with you about the game?

If you want name a game you loved instantly and why, maybe one of the first lines a character said or an intro event.
How the hell did it take you through 50 gates? I've been playing for a couple of months, and I'm doing lvl 4 mishes tops 20 gates from the starting area.
Might be my fault on that, I cliked/unclicked it serval times due to mind numbing bordum. Iether way a feature less mapless 3d environment wasnt for me, i like to know where i am reletive to everything else at all times, random teleportation isnt for me.
*Cough* F10 *Cough*
 

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Alpha Protocol
First last and only time i spring for a God damn pre-order
Same. I didnt pre-order it but, bought it w/o reading the reviews and honest opinions. After the 5 minutes right at the start, aside from the cool feature of timed dialogue, I hated the shooting mechanics, stealth mechanics and the overall douche-baggy-ness of the main character.
 

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Everyone who played it should have named it...Shadow the Hedgehog, that was a BAD game

Other than that I'd have to say(if just trying the demo counts) Pyroblazer, it's like a futuristic, flight racer thing and it is just horrible.
 

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Fight Club on PS2. I rented it from Blockbuster at about four in the afternoon, and was ready to return it by five or six that same day. The whole game was a cluster fuck of poor controls, shitty graphics and dismal story.
 

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AllLagNoFrag said:
Randy11517 said:
Alpha Protocol
First last and only time i spring for a God damn pre-order
Same. I didnt pre-order it but, bought it w/o reading the reviews and honest opinions. After the 5 minutes right at the start, aside from the cool feature of timed dialogue, I hated the shooting mechanics, stealth mechanics and the overall douche-baggy-ness of the main character.
Played 5 min thought this sucks ass, played for half an hour thought "I need a drink.. .a strong drink" got 2 hours in falling out of my chair wasted, and still hated it. took a nap, uninstalled played TF2 with some friends(Lord knows they love me playing spy when drunk)