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Legion IV

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Chicago Ted said:
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dicai said:
Spyhunter 2... god, it was awful

Legion IV said:
Half life 2, Portal.
How come?! You must feel pretty lonely in the internet and in the gaming community...
Damn a ninjad question. As an avid fan of the series i have to ask why? Please give an explanation if you choose a game, its fun to see what little game mechanics are a massive "BACK TO THE STORE!" for people.
Yes i do feel lonley since am the only one lol.

My reasons eh alrght i'll shoot. The story was incredibly boring in half life 2. The running around then going oh no escape on the roof tops (ZZZZ) I still had hope kept playing then suddenly OHH No! headcrabs falling from the sky for no Raisin!! (is there even a reason?) I was frustrated but i kept going and what really killed it for me what really made me want to destroy the game was one moment. I had to drive this buggy in the desert or whatever you wanna call it. Now the controls and driving was terrible enough!!! and it went on forever! Then suddenly it got stuck like no joke i did everything i could it was completly stuck am like i'll just walk. I arrive and learn i can't F***** continue! because i dont have one of the worst veichicles ever! are you high! so i quit i couldnt take it. I had more fun playing a starcraft match (only 10 mins long) then playing Half life 2 or hours!.

Then what killed it for portal was all the memes and the community hyping it up.
Alright, I'll try to justify what I can from what is decipherable from this mess of text.

Your first complaint on headcrabs makes me question your perception. You did realize they are being shelled at you right? In the form of artillery? There's your method of how they're being sent at you. From who? Well from the Combine. They know roughly where you are and instead of sending in more troops and helicopters to get you, they just fire a ton of headcrabs at you. It's worked pretty well before if the amount of zombies gives you an idea of success.

Second, I found the driving to be fine. It was not a problem at all, in fact, it was probably one of the best executed driving sections in a first person shooter. The controls were fine, and the ability to look one way and drive another was appreciated. Also, how the hell can you get the thing stuch when you have a gravity gun that can literally kick it around for you? All it needs is a few proper kicks to get it thrown somewhere else. And why didn't you just load a autosave? Would have saved you much trouble.
Look i gave my oppinion they asked for reasons so i gave it. I have no idea why fanboys are jumping down my throat. The Thread asked me somthing i answered! this isint a debate on what game is good or bad. Just settle down there turbo.
 

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Question for you...did you enjoy the first Assassins Creed? Cause if you did, and didnt like the second one...i think you have a stick lodged in your brain...
I did enjoy the first one, sort of. However, it had the new and magic ingredient of "Ooh! I'm playing a real assassin! and he has cool robes! and there's a protagonist who shares my skin tone! OOH!!", and the opening of it was pretty cool. Fighting in a creepy tomb, then having a castle under siege, then jumping straight into the 'knifing people while dropping down on them' business.. then about 3 or so hours in I realized I was just doing it over and over and the coolness wore off pretty fast, never got back into it.

As opposed to the 2nd, which opened with some whiny ladies-man punching people, while getting annoyed by his older brother. Then they wanted me to race for an hour before getting to some delicious plot. Yeah, I didn't like it.
Race for an hour? Eh?
 

llew

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cod6, got 5 minutes into the multiplayer and realised how unbalanced it was
 

Zealous

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Suprisingly, no. Every time I've bought a game, I've enjoyed it and also came back to it at some point after it's laid at the bottom of the pile for at least a month.
Edit: Scratch that, I just remembered Forza 2. A friend gave it to me, I tried it, then snapped the disk in half.
 

LooK iTz Jinjo

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Rainbow 6: Vegas. It's strange because I love COD, Gears and enjoy Halo, but right from the start I never liked R6V, took me 20 minutes to put down.
 

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Judgement101 said:
Legion IV said:
Half life 2, Portal.
Wait, the first five mins of Half-Life 2 are on a train and getting off of it. It doesn't seem like you gave it a chance.
Anyone who quits a game after 5 minutes is doing that. HL2 & Portal are not special in that way.
It really comes down to yahtzees point about "the promise of fun isn't really a good reason to sit through dullness in a game designed to be entertaining"

Its usually when a games key or sole mechanic strongly disagrees with me that I don't give it a chance.
 

WaywardHaymaker

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Far. Cry. Two.

Admittedly, the first twenty minutes were spent riding in a jeep listening to dull conversation and contracting malaria. Once I actually got to play, though, I realized it was just a poorly done FPS with a penchant for roadkill.
 

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Woodsey said:
Race for an hour? Eh?
Sorry, bit of hyperbole there. I was referring to the fact that the first hour or so is just being sent on menial tasks around the town by your various uninteresting family members.
Thankfully half of them die afterwards.


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igissx said:
His character was way more likeable then Altair because you know...he acted HUMAN! And i found the beginning segments of the game, really fun, because they gave you the sense that Ezio is not an assassin yet, but an adult who likes to enjoy time with his family, and cause all sorts of trouble.
I just didn't like Ezio. And not in a, well he's kind of annoying now but I'd like to see where his character goes! kind of way. The "Ladies Man" archetype incites a mini-rage in me, plus the wonky controls from being forced to play it on a console and lack of anything interesting happening both in gameplay and in story and in characters spelled the end of it for me. And when the above spoiler-tagged scene happens with his family, it was very narm for me.
 

Woodsey

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MisterShine said:
Woodsey said:
Race for an hour? Eh?
Sorry, bit of hyperbole there. I was referring to the fact that the first hour or so is just being sent on menial tasks around the town by your various uninteresting family members.
Thankfully half of them die afterwards.
Oh right, fair enough - the start is a bit slow I'll admit, although I think it helped with the story set up.

I just wanted to check that you weren't referring to the race up the church with your brother; I've heard people say that's taken them forever to complete before when it should take all of 10 seconds...
 

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I'm bracing myself for possible backlash here, but World of Warcraft. I got my hands on the free trial, and by god was I bored by it: hours of being told to kill X amount of monsters with only the thinnest veneer of a story to tell me why I should. In fairness though, I ended up stealing time on my brothers account after he swore the game would improve, and got a character to about level thirty before I decided that I'd had enough.

I gave it a chance, but if I have to spend so much time playing to even get to 'the good bits', then it's not the game for me.
 

Ravek

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Halo 2 took me five minutes to realise that I hated it. Still played it for an hour or so more though, because five minutes is almost never enough time to judge. For example, the first five minutes of Ocarina of Time ? one of my favorite games ? were annoying and boring.
 

Gigaguy64

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Lunar:Dragon Song.


That game deserves to be in that E.T. landfill in Arizona.

Its a HORRIBLE game.
 

monstersquad

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Def Jam: Icon. I was so excited to play this game, considering fight for New York. I started to play it and I had absolutely NO idea what the heck was going on. I threw my controller down i disgust. and since then I've been lamenting just how good a sequel to Fight for New York could be on 360, and how much they just rueened it. It's was just rueened.
 

tehweave

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City of Heroes, Aion, Everquest, Final Fantasy 11, and Star Trek Online.

Although I stuck with the last one for two months trying to convince myself I'd like it, I can't get into MMOs. I've played all of the following for a collective amount of around 2 hours. And 2 months for STO.

I think it's because I played WoW first, then quit, and tried others. It never worked.