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spinFX

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Alpha Protocol and F.E.A.R.

Alpha Protocol because of the camera bugs slaughtering me within the first 2 minutes.

F.E.A.R. because the game asked me to bash a plank of wood. What the hell... I realize I was too harsh but I was in no mood for such a stupid scenario in mah game.
 

Obrien Xp

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Empire Earth III, its like a modern Warcraft 3 but poorly done. If they hadn't made EEII before it I probably wouldn't have hated it so much. EEII was just too good.

World of Warcraft, again this is only because it let me down. where did the story go? I'd rather have an impact in the game world) then just quest chains ending in a raid against some boss. Story is important to me and I'm a lore addict. I like how Guild Wars did it and am loving what Guild Wars 2 looks like from the data released so far. WoW did begin to make amendments with WoTLK but it was too little too late for me besides, I personally don't like how imo the lore was butchered after TBC.
 

TheLefty

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Half-Life Two (save the hate mail) and GTA4.

Both were praised as if they were god, then played as if they were shit. Not even god's shit. Like, my dog's shit. Both had horrible story, mediocre game play. Really, biggest disappointments ever.
 

bodyguarddied

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Legendary was an atrocity, thank god I only rented it. Dawn of War II as well,which is strange because i love 40k (have a ton of books and periodically play tabletop),i just did not like the changes from DoW 1 at all. Lastly, there was Maelstrom, which I bought at the same time as a friend so we could play online, and we both realized it was crap.
 

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Legion IV said:
Chicago Ted said:
Legion IV said:
Alright, I'll try to justify what I can from what is decipherable from this mess of text.

Your first complaint on headcrabs makes me question your perception. You did realize they are being shelled at you right? In the form of artillery? There's your method of how they're being sent at you. From who? Well from the Combine. They know roughly where you are and instead of sending in more troops and helicopters to get you, they just fire a ton of headcrabs at you. It's worked pretty well before if the amount of zombies gives you an idea of success.

Second, I found the driving to be fine. It was not a problem at all, in fact, it was probably one of the best executed driving sections in a first person shooter. The controls were fine, and the ability to look one way and drive another was appreciated. Also, how the hell can you get the thing stuch when you have a gravity gun that can literally kick it around for you? All it needs is a few proper kicks to get it thrown somewhere else. And why didn't you just load a autosave? Would have saved you much trouble.
Look i gave my oppinion they asked for reasons so i gave it. I have no idea why fanboys are jumping down my throat. The Thread asked me somthing i answered! this isint a debate on what game is good or bad. Just settle down there turbo.
Man, the sheer gall of that guy to try and explain to you the immediate logical and logistical problems of your poorly-thought-out, poorly worded deluge at a game you clearly didn't quite grasp. He must be a real jerk.
 

Arisato-kun

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Five minutes is never enough to judge a game but here we go.

After about an hour or so I realized UFC Undisputed is complete and utter garbage. A fighting game is not balanced if I can KO someone very easily with a single punch.

Half-Life 2 upset me as well. It's partially because I want my protagonists to talk and have more characterization than a cardboard cut-out. The gameplay was ok as far as shooters go but when you're just not having fun after 3 hours in and the other characters are annoying you it's time to leave your keyboard and stop wasting your time.
 

bassdrum

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Fight Club on PS2. I rented it from Blockbuster at about four in the afternoon, and was ready to return it by five or six that same day. The whole game was a cluster fuck of poor controls, shitty graphics and dismal story.
Well, what did you expect of a movie tie-in game that was an adaptation of an adaptation (if you're confused right now, Google Chuck Palahniuk)?

OT: I was bored one night, so I downloaded the Mercs 2 demo and started to play it... I got about 10 minutes in before I realized that the controls were shit and the mechanics were frustrating. I deleted that demo and have wondered from then on as to how it received any positive reviews.
 

Ciler

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Aion
Bayonetta
Chronicles of Spellborn
Dante's Inferno
Two Worlds

I'm sure there are more (especially in the MMO category).
 

superline51

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I would have to say X Blades, thing God it was only a rent. That's pretty much the only game I've just not been able to continue to play, and I've played (and finished) some really bad games.
 

shadyh8er

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Resident Evil: Outbreak

When I first put the game in: "AAH! I can't see!"

When I turned up the brightness: "Stupid AI! Do I have to do everything?!"

That game is the reason I almost didn't buy RE4. (Glad I did now!)
 

Mr. In-between

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GTA Vice City: not even the butt-rock radio station could make that game enjoyable.

and for the next two, I'm putting on my flame-retardant suit.

HALO
MW2

If you think I am "trying to be cool", you can eat a bowl of shit. I honestly hated both of these games within five minutes of first playing them.
 

Ophi

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Dungeons & Dragons Online. After spending four years on WoW, free MMOs just don't cut it anymore. :(

Kingdom Under Fire: Circle of Doom. My brother and I got it from Gamestop with little idea what it was because the employee there recommended it for multiplayer. We returned it within two hours.

Final Fantasy Tactics: Advance. Which is really, really weird, considering I love Disgaea and Fire Emblem to death. I can't even really think of a reason WHY I hated it... I just did.
 

DancingMonkey

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I just deleted Metro 2033 off my hard drive, ran an erase on the dead space, removed and burned the drive and urinated on the smoking carcass.

I played maybe an hour before being overcome with rage.

Imagine if Stalker had sex with Hellgate London and their deformed, drooling, bastard offspring kept all the bugs and quirks of both.

A brief list of annoyances.
In town, the character voices are all the same level, regardless of direction and distance. In a crowded area, you have 14 loud conversations in your ears.

Outside of town you have to wear a gas mask, because of course the world is poisonous. You really can't tell how much time you have left on the mask filters, or if the next one is any better, so you can't plan for the mask exchange. When it fails, it fogs your vision and you have heavy breathing noises. This always happens in combat. The maps are complicated environments but there are invisible walls everywhere, forcing you to go... somewhere. You don't have a map so you're running blind (from the mask), trying to find your way through the level to an unmarked objective.

You randomly find guns, but you have no way of knowing if its better than what you have.

The buttons for control have dual purposes if you hold them down. "F" for flashlight also brings up your flashlight battery charger. So in the middle of combat, if you mean to turn your light on and hold for an extra second, the charger pops up and you have to fumble for keys trying to get rid of it, then turn the light on or off.

It has save points and you can't quick save.

It has crap loads of cut scenes.
 

super_mumbles

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Heavenly Sword and Gears of war instantly come to mind.

Heavenly Sword was quite good for but as soon as the second level came I quickly found myself hating it. Slow moving aim, fast enemies and a dark setting are not a good combination.

Gears of war had similar problems as half the time I couldn't tell what I was shooting at because everything just seemed to be some sort of shade of grey and the enemies had a similar look to your allies. The sequel on the other hand was a pretty good game.
 

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5 Minutes is too short of a timeframe to judge.
I usually give about an hour after the tutorials over to do so, but I somehow managed to get through 20 fucking hours of Final Fantasy XIII. Even though i thought it was boring and linear after the one hour mark. But so many people were saying it gets better and t tired so hard to believe them considering it was my first final fantasy game. But no. All of it was crap. Far Cry 2 also sucked. I couldn't even stay true to my one hour mark because of this game.

I can probably tihnk of something else, but those were the most recent I've played and hated.